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This user is most similar to Bart Simpson: irreverent, sarcastic, and always ready to stir things up while clearly caring a lot about his heroes. Like Bart roasting authority figures and institutions, he fires shots at F1 power structures and media, e.g. calling out testing politics and politics in general: “La política española lleva siendo una divina comedia toda la vida.” and mocking FIA/F1 narratives: “Es de primero de Fórmula 1.”. He mixes sharp, sometimes dark humor with fandom obsession, spamming praise and myth-making about Alonso much like Bart idolizes certain figures: “Lo que siento al ver correr a Fernando Alonso no se puede explicar con palabras.” and “Fernando Alonso solo hay uno, rechace imitaciones.”. His timeline is full of memes and trolling energy — for example “El coche existe y funciona.” and the doom-posting joke “Lo que va a ser el jodido Aston Martin en Melbourne:” — very Bart-like mischief rather than calm analysis. Underneath the jokes, though, there’s a loyal, almost childlike belief in his favorite driver and team, as seen when he insists “Va a ser buen año.” and constantly defends Alonso’s greatness, which mirrors Bart’s hidden soft spot for the things and people he loves.

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They read as an Introvert (I) because the account isn’t about their own social life or seeking attention, but about analysis and commentary; their bio is about a feeling that "cannot be explained with words" and the timeline is almost entirely focused on motorsport and tennis rather than personal social updates, e.g. long analytical threads like “Un detalle que no se puede pasar por alto es el hecho de que en este shakedown hemos visto a Newey actuar por primera vez como Team Principal.”. They lean strongly Intuitive (N), constantly extrapolating from current data to future scenarios and big-picture implications: predicting title chances and long-term narratives such as “Es un secreto a voces que 2026 va a tratarse más de gestión que de velocidad pura. La inteligencia de los pilotos jugará un papel clave.” and building longer arcs like Alonso’s potential path through Indy 500, Le Mans, or Dakar (“La hoja de ruta después de un hipotético tercer título son las 500 Millas, no hay otra opción para ser reconocido el mejor de la historia.”). The tone is clearly Thinking (T): they argue via logic and data, criticize inconsistencies, and are bluntly dismissive even when emotional topics arise, as in “A estas alturas de la película veo que aún hacemos caso a las fichas técnicas de los equipos. La ficha puede decir misa… Es de primero de Fórmula 1.” and the sardonic breakdown of political or media behavior (“La política española lleva siendo una divina comedia toda la vida.”). They are strongly Judging (J): they enjoy roadmaps, structure, and clear evaluation; they outline timelines like “Hoja de ruta del próximo mes y medio: ➤ 19 días para el Shakedown… ➤ 35 días para los test… ➤ 60 días para Melbourne.” and speak in decisive terms about what teams "will" be, e.g. “El Williams… Huele a zona media baja de libro, solo les salva que van a tener buen motor.”. Taken together—analytical, future-oriented, blunt, and highly structured with a focus on systems and strategy over personal socializing—INTJ fits best.

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F1 & sports analyst from Spain. Chronic Fernando Alonso optimist, part‑time meme engineer. Once judged a season by a shakedown lap—and was right.– @alomgc14

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This drink is built as strong and tireless as their hero, because anyone who says “va a correr hasta los 88 años” clearly isn’t here for a light spritz. Spanish brandy anchors the cocktail in España and in the raw passion of someone whose bio confesses that what they feel watching Alonso run “cannot be explained with words.” Green Chartreuse stands for the technical mystique and Newey worship behind lines like “Si Honda cumple, tenemos un coche contendiente al título.” The espresso shot channels their relentless hype cycle, counting down to tests and shakedowns with “No hay vuelta atrás.” (“Hoja de ruta del próximo mes y medio”). A smoked paprika salt rim adds the spicy, sometimes savage edge of someone who drops things like “Da igual quién sea el Team Principal, el sionismo siempre gana.” and political jabs without blinking, while a dash of Amaro finishes bitter-sweet, reflecting the mix of cynicism and hope in takes such as “Va a ser buen año.”

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Their profile is driven by passion, confrontation, and a strong hero complex, all very characteristic of Gryffindor. The bio itself frames Fernando Alonso in almost mythic terms and centers intense emotion over rational description: “Lo que siento al ver correr a Fernando Alonso no se puede explicar con palabras.” That same heroic fixation appears in threads where they position Alonso as the embodiment of greatness against doubters, e.g. “Forma simple y rápida de explicarle a tú amigo normie… por qué Fernando Alonso is the best…”. They are quick to publicly take sides and attack perceived injustice or stupidity, such as “Contra Iturralde, tolerancia cero.” and the blunt political jab “Imagino que después de la invasión de Estados Unidos a Venezuela… Ah no, espera.”, showing a willingness to charge into controversy rather than stay neutral. Their tone is often impulsive and dramatic — declaring they’d stop watching F1 if Mercedes has a big illegal advantage: “If in Australia the Mercedes teams have more than half a second… I will unplug the TV and not watch a second of the season.”. While they show some analytical thinking about F1, the dominant traits are courage in voicing strong opinions, emotional loyalty to their hero, and a flair for drama, all of which align most closely with Gryffindor.

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A song about total obsession, seizing the moment, and living for a single shot fits a fan who literally defines himself through Fernando Alonso and elite competition. Their bio says the feeling of watching Alonso "cannot be explained with words" and repeats milestone years like a mantra, showing the same tunnel vision and drive that Lose Yourself celebrates. They treat 2026 as a do-or-die mission, writing about "la misión 'Ganar Australia 2026'" and describing the AMR26 shakedown as "uno de los días más importantes de la temporada"—the exact mindset of not wasting your one chance. Tweets like "Llevo escuchando desde ayer un discurso cenizo que prohíbe a la gente ilusionarse..." and "Bromas aparte, mañana es uno de los días más importantes de la temporada" show they reject pessimism and cling to that one big opportunity. Their fixation on preparation and grind—Alonso’s off-season in the Dolomites, fitness age, WEC experience, and energy-management skills—matches the song’s themes of relentless work behind the scenes before stepping into the arena.

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