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Daniel reads a lot, tracks his books, and flexes his shelf and literary goals, just like Lisa proudly nerds out over her intellect and passions, as seen in tweets like “Eu bati (25 livros)” and his long thread hyping Agatha Christie, The Outsiders, and others. He’s a theater kid and actor, deeply anxious but determined about his first play, mirroring Lisa’s love of performing and stage fright in episodes where she joins school productions, shown in “Amanhã é minha peça eu não estou preparado meudeus” and “Meu personagem da minha primeira peça vai ser uma estrela, eu amo”. Like Lisa, he feels out of place and mistreated at school yet still leans into his “nerd” identity: “Todo mundo tendo um episódio normal e eu aqui em um filler desgraçado que não acaba nunca” and “Minha vida tá sendo igual um filme de adolescente excluido… as pessoas da minha sala jogam lixo em mim”. He’s also politically and socially aware, proudly calling himself “woke” and pushing back on prejudice, as in “sou um homem trans, pan, woke, gótico, revolucionário, performatico, que quebra tabus e ATOR (oficialmente)”, which fits Lisa’s activist streak. At the same time, his emo/goth MCR obsession and dramatic flair make him feel like a darker, more theatrical Lisa who copes with family issues and loneliness through art, music, and books, as hinted in “Meu deus porque toda figura paterna que entra na minha vida faz uma camada ENORME e some”.

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They lean Introvert (I): despite loving theater and concerts, many tweets describe feeling like an outsider and having a small circle, e.g. “Todo mundo tendo um episódio normal e eu aqui em um filler desgraçado que não acaba nunca” and “Procuro moots aqui que gostem de: My chemical romance Karatê kid Teatro musical Ou livros…”, which sounds like an introvert carefully looking for specific like‑minded people. Their interests are highly imaginative and story‑driven (Karate Kid, MCR, books, musicals, cosplay, Halloween, roleplaying as Fantasma da Ópera), pointing to Intuition (N), for example “Vou me vestir de Fantasma da opera no hallowen e tô fazendo as cartas iguais às que ele escreve…” and “Meu sonho é atuar como JD, mas eu nasci nesse inferno de cidade…”. Their posts are dominated by emotional reactions, attachment, and hurt feelings rather than detached logic, which fits Feeling (F): see “Meu deus porque toda figura paterna que entra na minha vida faz uma camada ENORME e some”, “Até o twitter e minha ex professora de ciências lembraram do meu aniversário mas meu pai não”, and the dramatic, affect‑laden complaints about music, school, and siblings. Finally, they appear more spontaneous and experience‑driven than methodically structured, signaling Perceiving (P): they often mention procrastination or last‑minute stress like “Menos de 1 mês pro mcr e ainda falta coisa da minha roupa (que eu vou fazse de CROCHÊ)” and emotional swings such as “EU SÓ QUERO SAIR DA RESSACA LITERÁRIA, RESSACA LITERÁRIA EU TE ODEIOOOOO”. Taken together—the introspective outsider vibe, heavy focus on fiction and symbolism, emotional intensity, and looser approach to planning—fit best with INFP.

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Daniel • he/him • theater kid in Okinawa crocheting MCR outfits, reading 25+ books a year & still mad my dad forgot my birthday– @aloneyet_

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This cocktail is loud, dramatic, and a little self-destructive, just like someone who says “MEUDEUS EU NÃO AGUENTO MAIS OUVIR SERTANEJO EU VOU ME MATAR” and still survives family gatherings. The smoky mezcal is pure MCR angst and theatrical flair, echoing their bio as the “MAIOR FÃ DE KARATE KID DO PLANETA #he/#him” and their Demolition Lovers icon. Cherry liqueur and pomegranate bring a bloody, romantic red to match wanting “um lápis de olho vermelho pra ficar com os zóio igual do Leon do RE4R” and the melodrama of “Vou me matar meudeus ele foi embora de vez E DEIXOU NOIS SOFRENDO NESSE CARALHO”. The cold brew is for late-night nerd energy—reading marathons like “Eu bati (25 livros)” and acting rehearsals such as “Amanhã é minha peça eu não estou preparado meudeus”. A saline–chili bitters dash captures the salty, fiery rants about school and life, from “Essa fdp da professora de educação física…” to “Paulista é quem mora no ESTADO, não na cidade caralho”. Finally, the black sugar rim with a tiny red tear is the goth-theater kid aesthetic—someone who crochets for a show (“Fazendo minha gravata pro show do MCR porque eu não sou nada ansioso”) and would absolutely drink something that looks like a dramatic stage prop.

Your Hogwarts House
Daniel shows a strong Ravenclaw streak through his obvious love of learning, reading, and media analysis. He celebrates hitting a serious reading milestone and ranks his favorites, proudly noting “Eu bati (25 livros)” and listing works like The Outsiders, Divinos rivais, O diário de Anne Frank em quadrinhos, and O fantasma da ópera in “1°The outsiders (releitura, por seu meu fav) 2°Divinos rivais 3°O diário de Anne Frank em quadrinhos 4°O último voo das borboletas 5°O fantasma da ópera”. This isn’t casual reading; he tracks genres and authors in multiple tweets about Agatha Christie, Jogos Vorazes, Fallen, and more, as seen in “Agatha Christie” and “Jogos vorazes”. He also embraces traditionally "nerdy" pursuits like theater and crocheting with pride and humor, e.g. “Meu personagem da minha primeira peça vai ser uma estrela, eu amo” and “Pra quem falou que eu sou velho por crochetar vendo novela”, reflecting creativity and a self-aware, witty attitude. Even his self-description leans into the intellectual/nerd identity: “ᴡᴇʟᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴍʏ ᴘᴀɢᴇ: ʜᴇ/ʜɪᴍ ▪︎Maior fã de Karate Kid ▪︎Nerd que ama teatro ▪︎Mcrmy e Little monster ▪︎Books supremacy”. While he has some Gryffindor emotional impulsiveness (dramatic posts, standing up about identity and fandom), the dominant throughline is intellectual passion, media obsession, and creative nerdiness—hallmarks of Ravenclaw.

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Their whole vibe screams a dramatic, self-aware emo teen who still finds humor in the chaos, which is exactly the spirit of I'm Not Okay (I Promise). They literally call themselves “MCR 05/02” and say they’re “Mcrmy” in their profile, and they post things like “Meu Deus o céu tá vermelho isso é MUITO My chemical romance”, showing how strongly they associate their feelings and aesthetics with the band. The song’s themes of being overwhelmed, misunderstood at school and home, and turning that into theatrical melodrama mirrors tweets like “Todo mundo tendo um episódio normal e eu aqui em um filler desgraçado que não acaba nunca” and “Minha vida tá sendo igual um filme de adolescente excluido”. Their darkly humorous way of talking about stress and suicidal ideation, as in “MEUDEUS EU NÃO AGUENTO MAIS OUVIR SERTANEJO EU VOU ME MATAR”, fits the song’s mix of pain and irony rather than pure despair. Finally, their love of theater, costumes, and performance, like “Meu personagem da minha primeira peça vai ser uma estrela, eu amo” and crafting outfits for the MCR show, aligns with the song’s over-the-top, cinematic teenage angst.

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