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Your Simpsons character
They’re most similar to Lisa Simpson: emotionally intense, smart, politically aware, and constantly questioning the world and themselves. They show strong moral outrage and curiosity about global politics and injustice, reacting to the Epstein files with disbelief and anger, e.g. “Cm bisa geleng geleng baca epstein files” and “Dan di bagian dunia lain ada yang uangnya dibuat beli anak kecil :(”. Like Lisa, they often struggle with existential questions and motivation, asking “Di mana mencari motivasi untuk melanjutkan hidup” and admitting “I have 0 motivation yaAllah help me”, while still trying self-improvement like “Day 1 cut sugar semoga betah”. Their mix of suicidal ideation and sensitivity mirrors Lisa’s darker, more introspective side, seen in tweets like “Bein suicidal drains me so much yaAllah” and “Untung gw gajadi loncat dari lantai 2 waktu itu”. At the same time, they’re a passionate fangirl and a bit dramatic in a self-aware way, as in “Why am I so dramatic I wanna be chill yaAllah” and their intense stanning of musicians (“GW UDH SIAP BGT LIAM LESGOOO 3jt lebih gw jabanin buat elu”), which fits Lisa’s idealistic, artsy, and emotionally expressive personality.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): they mention being drained by socializing and low energy, e.g. “Burned myself out being social 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭”, and often talk about inner states like “I wanna detox my brain” rather than constant social plans. Their worldview is highly idealistic and pattern-seeking, fitting Intuition (N): they reflect on life pace and meaning in “Maybe everyone really does have their own pace <3” and question big-picture morality and politics when reacting to Epstein/Israel tweets like “Gilak bener bener ga mandang agama. Petinggi islam kristen buddha ada semua”. They are strongly Feeling (F): posts are emotionally charged and value-driven—e.g. desperation and hurt in “Di mana mencari motivasi untuk melanjutkan hidup”, “Bein suicidal drains me so much yaAllah”, and intense empathy/anger about injustice in “Gw marah bgt baca ini”. Their lifestyle is more Perceiving (P) than structured: they oscillate between wanting to "go with the flow" and uncertainty about planning, as in “Boleh ga si sebenarnya go with the flow apa gw harus begin to work for it”, joke about low motivation in “I have 0 motivation yaAllah help me”, and fantasize about loose schedules like “Boleh ga si kuliah 1 hari trs libur 3 hari”. Taken together—introspective, emotional, idealistic, somewhat chaotic and exploratory—they most closely resemble an INFP profile.

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Part-time fangirl, full-time overthinker. Jakarta strolls, selling stuff online, surviving UKT & mood swings one meme and prayer at a time.– @alopolici

Your signature cocktail
Spiced dark rum stands for the intense, sometimes chaotic emotional core and those explosive moods, like when they said “Gw kenapq akhir akhir ini sumbu pendek bgt tolong” and joked about being drained and suicidal in “Bein suicidal drains me so much yaAllah”. Pink grapefruit juice adds a bittersweet, slightly dramatic tang that mirrors their mood swings from “Lifes good” to “I have 0 motivation yaAllah help me”. Brown sugar & chili simple syrup is the sweet–spicy combo of someone who can say “I should stop being soooo stingy with myself” while also raging at politics and injustice like “Gw marah bgt baca ini”. A splash of tonic water brings the fizzy, chaotic fangirl/stan energy you feel in “GW UDH SIAP BGT LIAM LESGOOO 3jt lebih gw jabanin buat elu” and all the Noel/Liam/celebrity screams. The lime wedge and salted rim nod to their self-aware, slightly salty humor about life and money, from “Smoga kebeli semua early 2026 🥺 wishlist sebanyak ini dan tabungan gw cuma 1,5 kocak” to manifesting with “Every money I spend will come back multiplied aamiin”, all shaken up under a bio that literally puts their life “in the hands of a rock n roll band.”

Your Hogwarts House
They show strong Gryffindor-style moral courage and a tendency to speak out impulsively against injustice and hypocrisy, especially around politics and global issues. For example, they openly condemn geopolitical hypocrisy in tweets like “Bersekutu sama israel kok niatnya bela palestine anjg” and question uncomfortable power dynamics around the Epstein files in “LAH si hitler ini bukanya benci yahudi?? Epstein kan yahudi??? Knp jadi kerjasama??????????”. Their emotional intensity and short fuse are very Gryffindor-coded, as they admit in “Gw kenapq akhir akhir ini sumbu pendek bgt tolong” and “Gw marah bgt baca ini”. They also display a dramatic, all‑or‑nothing temperament typical of Gryffindors, seen in tweets like “Why am I so dramatic I wanna be chill yaAllah” and hyperbolic self-talk such as “I gotaa kill myseeelllffff”, which read more as intense venting than calculated Slytherin self-preservation. While they are reflective and caring toward themselves and their friends, as in “I should stop being soooo stingy with myself” and “Makasi yaAllah please keep surrounding me with kind souls”, the dominant traits are boldness, raw emotion, and a readiness to stand up for what they feel is right—hallmarks of Gryffindor.

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A song that best suits them is Don’t Stop Me Now by Queen, because it matches their chaotic, emotional, and life-loving energy. They swing between exhaustion and gratitude, like when they say “Feeling grateful for my life rn… Maybe everyone really does have their own pace <3” yet also admit “Burned myself out being social 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭”. The song’s theme of throwing yourself into life fits their impulsive, dramatic reactions, such as “GW UDH SIAP BGT LIAM LESGOOO 3jt lebih gw jabanin buat elu” and “Smoga kebeli semua early 2026 🥺 wishlist sebanyak ini dan tabungan gw cuma 1,5 kocak”. Despite dark moments like “Bein suicidal drains me so much yaAllah” and “Untung gw gajadi loncat dari lantai 2 waktu itu”, they keep pushing forward with a mix of humor and stubborn hope, embodied in “Lifes good” and “Makasi yaAllah please keep surrounding me with kind souls”. That persistent desire to enjoy life’s highs, even after hitting lows, captures the exact spirit of Don’t Stop Me Now.

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