alpaka
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Scholarly: The habit of printing and importing decades of financial reports ('プリントアウトしてスプレッドシートに入力したところで止まっている') and going to the National Diet Library before work shows academic rigor and dedication to primary sources.
- Detail-oriented: Specific technical interests — the exact fiscal periods, factories, model locomotive types and movement inspections ('昭和39年3月期から平成13年3月期までの有価証券報告書', 'ムーブメントを観たいわ！') — point to meticulous attention to detail.
- Cultured taste: Frequent appreciation of fine watches, auction catalogs and gourmet items ('ポケットクロノメーター', 'オークションハウスがカタログも同封してきた', '焼いた鮭が常に美味しい') reveals refined preferences.
- Hands-on tinkerer: Buying a timegrapher ('アリエクでタイムグラファー買ってみた') and experimenting with model cases and D51 detailing shows practical, maker-style curiosity.
- Historically minded: Frequent wartime and industrial reflections ('中島飛行機...昭和20年4月に国営化される', '第二次世界大戦では我が国はフィリピンで死者出し過ぎ') demonstrate a deep historical orientation.
Weaknesses:
- Perfectionism: Projects like printing and partially processing years of reports that then stall ('入力したところで止まっている') suggest a tendency to over-scope tasks and slow completion.
- Niche focus: Very specific searches for obscure documents ('羽幌炭礦鉄道の有価証券報告書を探しています') could isolate them from broader audiences or make collaboration harder.
- Impatience with sloppy thinking: Toning criticism at sloppy readings — '勝手になんか別なこと読み取るの' — indicates low tolerance for careless interpretations and possible bluntness in replies.
- Work-life friction: The irritation at being called into the office while on paid leave to write ('有給取って原稿書いてんのに...出社しろとか言われて😠😡') shows boundary stress between tasks and colleagues.
- Self-admitted procrastination: Many long-term side projects left midstream ('スプレッドシートに入力したところで止まっている') reveal a pattern of enthusiastic starts but incomplete finishes.
Your Simpsons character
Professor Frink
Professor Frink is the Simpsons character who most closely mirrors Alpaka's nerdy, maker, and archival bent: Frink is an eccentric technical expert who delights in inventions and obscure details, just as Alpaka delights in watch movements, model engineering and long industrial threads ('ムーブメントを観たいわ！', '新潟鐵工所ネタ'). Both have an affectionate nerdiness and a tendency to dive deep into specialized topics that most people find impenetrable.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISTJ
The ISTJ profile matches Alpaka’s methodical, fact-focused Twitter presence: introversion appears in solitary archival work and detailed tweets rather than performative posting ('出社前に国会図書館に資料取りに来た', many image-heavy single-topic posts), sensing shows in an emphasis on concrete documents and artifacts ('有価証券報告書...プリントアウトしてきた束'), thinking is present in analytical industry commentary ('財務三表とセグメントの元データ...12シートはなんか多いですね'), and judging emerges from structured projects and professional frustrations when plans are disrupted ('有給取って原稿書いてんのに...出社しろとか言われて😠😡'). Together these tweets point to a pragmatic, organized investigator who prefers facts to speculation.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you were a pocket chronometer I'd never put you away — care to be my constant?
- I'll print out my feelings for you and add them to a spreadsheet; it’s the only way to keep track of someone as fascinating as you.
- Want to go to a watch auction with me? I promise to explain every movement if you let me hold your hand.
- Call me a D51 — because I’d travel any distance to add another carriage to your life.
- I’ll be your research assistant: I’ll fetch the rare reports, you keep the tea warm and we’ll argue about Niigata over dinner.
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Your new Twitter bio
Archive hunter & industrial-history nerd — chasing obscure corporate reports (airframes, railways). Watch collector, model-railway tinkerer, and occasional auction-catalog addict. Based in Yokosuka; always in a library before sunrise.– @alpaka
Your signature cocktail
Silver Dial
The 'Silver Dial' mixes the precision and warmth of Alpaka’s tastes: whisky for sober connoisseurship that matches pocket-chronometer appreciation ('ポケットクロノメーター'), dry vermouth for an archival, slightly formal edge (auction-catalog evenings), yuzu for a Japanese seasonal note (they tweet about Stollen vs salmon and seasonal foods), and silver shimmer as a wink to their handle 銀髪推進派. It’s a measured, elegant drink for late-night research or post-library winding down.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Ravenclaw suits Alpaka because of the clear prioritization of knowledge, research and intellectual curiosity: they print decades of reports and visit the National Diet Library ('国会図書館に資料取りに来た'), they dissect industrial lineages ('新潟鐵工所ネタを数年越しに仕上げにかかってる') and enjoy technical minutiae like movements ('ムーブメントを観たいわ！'). Their tone is more analytical than brash, preferring careful sourcing over showmanship, which matches Ravenclaw values rather than Gryffindor bravado or Slytherin ambition.
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Time After Time - Cyndi Lauper
Because Alpaka's timeline is threaded by watches, chronometers and an interest in how time and history are recorded ('ポケットクロノメーター', 'タイムグラファー', printing historical reports), 'Time After Time' — a reflective, melodic song about continuity and reliability — echoes their quietly personal connection to timepieces and the past.
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