AlpinDale
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Your Simpsons character
Professor Frink is the Simpsons character that best matches Alpin: an eccentric scientist/inventor who speaks in technical bursts, loves tinkering and produces inventions the town both misunderstands and sometimes needs. Alpin's blend of low-level tinkering, arcane optimizations and whimsical gaming references is very Frink-ish—serious about science but with an oddball sense of humor.

Your MBTI personality Type
Alpin reads as an INTJ: introverted (prefers long deep sessions and notes like 'I will be gone for a bit' and 'Oh boy already doing 10 hour sessions'), intuitive (big-picture choices about FP formats, RISC‑V and architecture preferences — 'I would've preferred a future where FP6 was the inference standard'), thinking (evaluates tools by technical merit and calls out footguns—'Torch compile is great for multi node but horrible for any serious single node local training'), and judging (methodical project progress, versioned releases and written blogposts: 'Wrote a blogpost on my experience with Vulkan programming.'). Those quotes show consistent preference for structured problem-solving, strategic design and technical rationalism.

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Systems engineer & performance tinkerer | I make AI and HPC run faster — kernel to cluster | Shader nerd (Day 516) • RISC‑V sympathizer • occasional gamer (PS Vita, Kamurocho) • writes about the footguns so you don't have to.– @AlpinDale

Your signature cocktail
Kernel Panic is a strong, focused drink for long nights debugging and optimizing—espresso for the long sessions ('Oh boy already doing 10 hour sessions'), bourbon for slow, deliberate engineering, ginger for the sharpness of critiques like 'NTFS needs to go.', and smoked salt to nod at low-level, hardware-near work. The orange twist is the small elegant finish befitting someone who writes neat blogposts about Vulkan and PTX.

Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw fits Alpin because his feed is driven by curiosity, technical excellence and a love of clever solutions: 'Learning Shaders: Day 516' and 'New weekend blogpost. Some light PTX exploration, and a simple Top K kernel.' show devotion to mastery. He prizes knowledge over popularity and often prefers rigorous technical correctness to consensus ('I think people misunderstand what "bloat" means.'). His projects are more about elegant engineering than bravado, which maps cleanly to Ravenclaw's values.

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Daft Punk's mantra fits Alpin's craft: iterative engineering and constant optimization—'making AI run faster'—and the robotic, machine-focused beat matches a feed full of kernels, compilers and hardware tweaks. The song's efficient, mechanical repetition echoes his low-level performance improvements and tuning.

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