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Your Simpsons character
Alex’s dramatic and humorous personality makes him a great match for Homer Simpson. Like Homer, Alex has an exaggerated way of expressing frustration, such as 'DUDE ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS FUCK THE AVS.' He also finds humor in everyday absurdities, like 'My homie is currently doing deadlifts dressed up like Waldo at FitRec,' which mirrors Homer’s comedic take on life. Both are passionate about their interests and prone to over-the-top reactions, making them kindred spirits.

Your MBTI personality Type
Alex’s personality aligns with the ESFP type: extroverted, sensing, feeling, and perceiving. His extroversion shines in his frequent and expressive tweets, such as 'DUDE ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS FUCK THE AVS.' His sensing nature is evident in his attention to detail in sports commentary, like 'Nichushkin back and suddenly we got depth scoring and the bottom 6 looks incredible.' His feeling side shows in his emotional reactions, such as 'Oh my god 💔💔💔.' Lastly, his perceiving trait is clear in his adaptable and spontaneous humor, like 'My homie is currently doing deadlifts dressed up like Waldo at FitRec.'

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Sports fanatic | Hockey obsessive | Avalanche, Nuggets, Eagles, Terrier Hockey | Dramatic takes and jersey addiction | Cole Hutson enthusiast | Humor in chaos | #StayTuned for more rants.– @alstjra

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The 'Avalanche Slam' reflects Alex’s love for the Colorado Avalanche and his dramatic flair. The bold mix of vodka and cranberry juice mirrors his passionate tweets like 'DUDE ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS FUCK THE AVS.' The blue curacao represents his loyalty to his teams, while the club soda adds a refreshing fizz, much like his humor in 'My homie is currently doing deadlifts dressed up like Waldo at FitRec.' The lime wedge adds a zesty kick, embodying his quick wit and sharp commentary.

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Alex’s passionate and bold personality aligns well with Gryffindor. His dramatic tweets, such as 'I would rather be captured and waterboarded by prime Al Qaeda than watch this team,' show his fearless expression of emotions. Gryffindors are known for their loyalty, and Alex’s dedication to his teams, even when frustrated, reflects this trait. His humorous and outspoken nature, as seen in 'Fake ass sport we're all moving to lacrosse,' also fits the Gryffindor vibe of courage and honesty. While he can be critical, his heart is clearly in the right place.

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This classic anthem suits Alex’s sports-driven personality. His passion for his teams, as seen in tweets like 'Nichushkin back and suddenly we got depth scoring and the bottom 6 looks incredible... Avs back,' aligns with the song's celebration of victory and perseverance. Even in moments of frustration, such as 'Yeah I'm done with sports,' his loyalty to his teams shines through, much like the resilience celebrated in the song. It’s a fitting tribute to his highs and lows as a sports fan.

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