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Your Simpsons character
Prog's chaotic humor and rebellious streak make him a good match for Bart Simpson. Tweets like 'One of these days I’ll forget to switch accounts and you guys will get smacked with some nasty Marge Simpson porn' reflect Bart's prankster energy. His love for absurdity, as seen in 'I went to the restaurant that makes you old,' mirrors Bart's penchant for mischief. Both have a knack for blending humor with a touch of chaos.

Your MBTI personality Type
Prog's personality aligns with ENTP traits: extroverted, intuitive, thinking, and perceiving. His extroversion is evident in his engaging and humorous tweets, like 'Explaining the trinity to an American “ok so imagine a burger.”' His intuition drives his curiosity about niche topics and cultures, as seen in his exploration of German quirks ('One thing I’ve picked up on while here is that Germans fetishise Native Americans'). His logical side emerges in his critiques, like 'I notice a lot of tech guys are fascists nowadays what’s with that.' Finally, his perceiving nature is reflected in his chaotic, adaptable humor and creative pursuits.

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Death Grips enthusiast | Dorohedoro stan | Aspiring artist with a knack for chaos | Exploring Germany, cathedrals, and chunky BBQ sauce | Sam & Max aficionado | Humor darker than German Fanta.– @alt_prog

Your signature cocktail
The 'Death Grips Delight' captures Prog's chaotic, creative, and darkly humorous personality. Black vodka reflects his love for edgy, niche interests like Death Grips. Cherry syrup adds a sweet yet intense flavor, much like his humor. Energy drink symbolizes his high-energy tweets, while lime juice gives it a zesty kick, echoing his sharp wit. Edible glitter adds a touch of absurdity, mirroring his unique charm.

Your Hogwarts House
Prog fits Ravenclaw with his creative and intellectual pursuits. His artistic tweets like 'I drew this with charcoal on paper' and his fascination with niche media like Sam and Max reflect a curious and imaginative mind. His humor, often absurdly clever ('It’s called spearmint because you’re meant to SPARE A MINT'), aligns with Ravenclaw's wit. While he has a chaotic side, his passion for exploring new cultures and ideas makes him a natural fit for this house.

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Given Prog's deep love for Death Grips ('Death Grips and their music has been a massive source of inspiration'), 'Guillotine' perfectly captures his chaotic energy and niche interests. The song's intense, experimental sound matches his tweets about absurd humor and dark topics, like 'We joke about sending people to the rape cube but that’s just the US prison system.' It's a raw, unapologetic anthem for his personality.

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