alt_prog
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Prog's tweets like 'It’s called spearmint because you’re meant to SPARE A MINT you greedy fuck' show his clever and absurd sense of humor.
- Creative: His artistic side shines through in tweets like 'I drew this with charcoal on paper' and his admiration for fan art.
- Passionate: Prog's love for Death Grips is evident in tweets like 'Jokes aside, Death Grips and their music has been a massive source of inspiration and joy for me.'
- Culturally Curious: His fascination with German culture and landmarks, like climbing the Cologne Cathedral, reflects his interest in exploring new places.
- Authentic: Tweets like 'I’m gay for women' and 'My ultimate goal with my fashion is to unnerve people' show he embraces his identity unapologetically.
Weaknesses:
- Dark Humor: His tweet 'Porn artists who draw the underwear yellow from sweat, me and my deadly molesters are coming for you' might be off-putting to some.
- Overly Niche: His focus on specific interests like Death Grips and Sam and Max could alienate those unfamiliar with them.
- Bluntness: His tweet 'I give Germany some shit for being kind of chuddy' shows a tendency to express opinions without much filter.
- Self-Deprecation: Tweets like 'Yeah this was definitely in the top 10 worst days of my life' hint at a tendency to dwell on negativity humorously.
- Chaotic Energy: His tweet 'One of these days I’ll forget to switch accounts and you guys will get smacked with some nasty Marge Simpson porn' reflects a lack of restraint.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Prog's chaotic humor and rebellious streak make him a good match for Bart Simpson. Tweets like 'One of these days I’ll forget to switch accounts and you guys will get smacked with some nasty Marge Simpson porn' reflect Bart's prankster energy. His love for absurdity, as seen in 'I went to the restaurant that makes you old,' mirrors Bart's penchant for mischief. Both have a knack for blending humor with a touch of chaos.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
Prog's personality aligns with ENTP traits: extroverted, intuitive, thinking, and perceiving. His extroversion is evident in his engaging and humorous tweets, like 'Explaining the trinity to an American “ok so imagine a burger.”' His intuition drives his curiosity about niche topics and cultures, as seen in his exploration of German quirks ('One thing I’ve picked up on while here is that Germans fetishise Native Americans'). His logical side emerges in his critiques, like 'I notice a lot of tech guys are fascists nowadays what’s with that.' Finally, his perceiving nature is reflected in his chaotic, adaptable humor and creative pursuits.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a Death Grips track? Because you’ve got me spinning in chaotic loops.
- Is your name Cologne Cathedral? Because I’d climb to the top just to see your view.
- Are you German Fanta? Because even if you’re ass, I’d still try you.
- You must be a charcoal sketch, because you’ve drawn me into your world.
- Are you a Sam and Max episode? Because I can’t stop replaying you in my mind.
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Your new Twitter bio
Death Grips enthusiast | Dorohedoro stan | Aspiring artist with a knack for chaos | Exploring Germany, cathedrals, and chunky BBQ sauce | Sam & Max aficionado | Humor darker than German Fanta.– @alt_prog
Your signature cocktail
Death Grips Delight
The 'Death Grips Delight' captures Prog's chaotic, creative, and darkly humorous personality. Black vodka reflects his love for edgy, niche interests like Death Grips. Cherry syrup adds a sweet yet intense flavor, much like his humor. Energy drink symbolizes his high-energy tweets, while lime juice gives it a zesty kick, echoing his sharp wit. Edible glitter adds a touch of absurdity, mirroring his unique charm.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Prog fits Ravenclaw with his creative and intellectual pursuits. His artistic tweets like 'I drew this with charcoal on paper' and his fascination with niche media like Sam and Max reflect a curious and imaginative mind. His humor, often absurdly clever ('It’s called spearmint because you’re meant to SPARE A MINT'), aligns with Ravenclaw's wit. While he has a chaotic side, his passion for exploring new cultures and ideas makes him a natural fit for this house.
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Your song
Guillotine - Death Grips
Given Prog's deep love for Death Grips ('Death Grips and their music has been a massive source of inspiration'), 'Guillotine' perfectly captures his chaotic energy and niche interests. The song's intense, experimental sound matches his tweets about absurd humor and dark topics, like 'We joke about sending people to the rape cube but that’s just the US prison system.' It's a raw, unapologetic anthem for his personality.
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