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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate: He repeatedly erupts with excitement over art drops and announcements like 'HOLY SHIT NEW ART OF MY KING' and 'Shizaya nendos announced on yaoi friday its a sign', showing deep, contagious enthusiasm.
- Loyal: He clings to long-term favorites and fandom roots — 'shizaya brainrot forever' and 'most of my drrr moots have gone inactive' — demonstrating steadfast devotion.
- Community-minded: He actively tries to reconnect fans and spread news: 'Kuramerukagari really reunited shizaya fans' and 'im glad i was able to find more shizaya/drrr fans through that iseya and eiwajima post'.
- Expressive: His timeline is emotionally transparent from elation to dark humor — e.g., 'woke up to chapter 9 ... life is worth living' versus 'the transgender urge to kill myself' — so he wears feelings openly.
- Collector: Frequent mentions of figures and where to put them — 'theyll go next to my trigun zippos', 'were getting vashwood nendoroids but now i need figmas' — show a concrete collector streak.
Weaknesses:
- Overly Dramatic: Frequent caps-lock exclamations and extreme phrasing like 'HOLY SHIT' or 'I NEED THEM..' can make reactions seem larger-than-life and occasionally exhausting for others.
- Gatekeep-y: Tweets such as 'Noiz fans DNI im the only real noiz fan' and 'Almost killed oomf for liking noiz' suggest a tendency to police fandom authenticity in a harsh, joking way that can alienate people.
- Emotionally Volatile: Shifting publicly from suicidal expression 'the transgender urge to kill myself' to claiming recovery 'Guys im actually no longer suicidal' shows real vulnerability but also high emotional swings under public view.
- Obsessive: He repeatedly returns to the same ships and characters ('shizaya brainrot forever', 'I miss shizaya') which can narrow attention and lead to single-track focus.
- Impulsive Posting: Many spur-of-the-moment reactions — 'Opened twt to this and GASPED' and rapid quote-tweeting of art — indicate quick, sometimes unfiltered posting habits.
Your Simpsons character
Comic Book Guy (Jeff Albertson)
The best Simpsons match is Comic Book Guy: both are deep-obsession fans who collect merch, loudly declare who the 'real' fans are, and react with melodramatic indignation when fandom rules are violated. Alten’s collector vibes ('theyll go next to my trigun zippos', 'need figmas'), his gatekeep-y jokes ('Noiz fans DNI im the only real noiz fan'), and his habit of publicly inflaming or celebrating every little fandom announcement mirror Comic Book Guy’s cartoonish, hyper-focused fan persona.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
ENFP fits Alten: he’s outgoing and people-oriented — he rejoices about reconnecting fandoms ('Kuramerukagari really reunited shizaya fans') and misses communal interaction ('most of my drrr moots have gone inactive') showing extraverted feeling. He uses imaginative, future-oriented language and creative leaps about alternate universes and AU art ('I love that eiwajima has his natural brown hair.. in this universe...'), which shows strong intuition. He’s driven by personal values and emotions rather than cold logic — his emotionally frank tweets ('the transgender urge to kill myself' and 'Guys im actually no longer suicidal') and ship devotion ('shizaya brainrot forever') show feeling. Finally, his spontaneous posting, rapid squeeing over new art, and flexible fandom habits indicate perceiving ('Opened twt to this and GASPED', 'was there some kinda mini drrr resurgence i missed??').
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a new Shizaya art drop? Because I woke up smiling and suddenly my whole day is better.
- If you were a nendoroid I'd keep you next to my Trigun zippo and never let you collect dust.
- Call me Izaya — I'll plot and scheme all night just to make you blush.
- Do you believe in ship manifesting? Because every time I look at you I swear the world tilts toward canon.
- I may be dramatic, but I'd still fight an army of fangirls for you — and then tweet the whole thing in caps.
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Your new Twitter bio
22 • he/him • shamelessly devoted to Shizaya, Durarara!! & DMMD • collector of nendos, figmas & weird zippos • loud about art drops, quiet about the hard days • let's reunite the fandoms ✨– @altenials
Your signature cocktail
Brainrot Blossom
The 'Brainrot Blossom' is sweet and a little obsessive — like Alten’s fandoms: lychee and yuzu give a distinctly otaku-friendly, slightly exotic anime-vibe, lemon keeps it tangy like his hot reactions ('HOLY SHIT'), and pearl dust gives that kawaii shimmer for new nendoroids ('Shizaya nendos announced...'). It’s bubbly and addictive, mirroring how a single comic chapter can make 'life worth living' for him in the morning.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Hufflepuff fits Alten because he prizes loyalty, community and the little everyday joys of fandom: he repeatedly defends and nurtures his ships ('shizaya brainrot forever') and actively tries to reunite peers ('Kuramerukagari really reunited shizaya fans'). He isn’t chasing glory so much as the warm belonging of a shared obsession (he mourns 'most of my drrr moots have gone inactive' and celebrates re-connections). His kindness shows through when he publicly shares recovery news ('Guys im actually no longer suicidal') and rejoices over others’ art drops — that steady, caring streak is very Hufflepuff.
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Your song
Can't Get You Out of My Head - Kylie Minogue
This song captures Alten’s obsessive, earworm-level fandom energy: he constantly loops back to the same ships and characters ('shizaya brainrot forever', 'I miss shizaya') and can’t stop thinking about merch and art drops ('HOLY SHIT NEW ART OF MY KING'), which is exactly the stuck-in-your-head vibe of this track. The song’s catchy, repetitive chorus reflects that loving-but-unshakable fixation he displays across the timeline.
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