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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Confident: He flaunts his height, travels, and politics—e.g., '6’8”', 'Beachside reading in Monte Carlo.' and 'Hot guys vote Reagan!'—which shows strong self-assurance.
- Worldly: Frequent posts from Italy, Monaco, the Netherlands and Norway like 'Just crossed the border from Lombardy to Ticino' reveal genuine international experience.
- Sociable: He prepares for nights out ('Outfit for pub crawl in Oslo this Saturday!') and shares watch parties ('Currently at a watch party for the Norwegian election'), showing an outgoing social life.
- Strategic: His dating tweak—'putting my height 2 inches lower'—and political wishcasting about Cornyn show tactical thinking about outcomes.
- Curious/Erudite: Claiming to enjoy 'Slate Star Codex' and listing many languages ('en/no/ru/.../zh') indicates intellectual curiosity and cultural breadth.
Weaknesses:
- Provocative: Lines like 'Gen Z women... more antisemitic than Julius Streicher' are deliberately inflammatory and risk alienating many followers.
- Elitist: 'returning to the first world after a week in the global south' signals a privileged, dismissive worldview that can come off as condescending.
- Attention-seeking: Regular photo-heavy boasts—'Beachside reading in Monte Carlo', 'Livin’ the dream.'—suggest posting for status rather than substance.
- Impulsive: He posts raw emotional extremes ('I will either be ecstatic or suicidal tomorrow') and spur-of-the-moment travel musings, indicating quick emotional swings.
- Polarizing: Blending politics, provocative comparisons, and boastful travel ('Hot guys vote Reagan!') makes his account divisive rather than broadly likable.
Your Simpsons character
Mr. Burns
Mr. Burns is the Simpsons character whose wealth, elitism and out‑of‑touch conservatism most closely mirror AltoidOverdose's vibe: the profile's 'centre right energy sector elite' and boasts about Monte Carlo and privileged travel channel that same old‑money, command‑and‑control energy. Burns is cranky, theatrical and proud of his status—qualities echoed in tweets like 'Livin’ the dream.' and 'returning to the first world after a week in the global south.' Both relish influence, enjoy spectacle, and occasionally provoke others without much concern for being liked.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESTP
ESTP fits his outward, action‑oriented, risk-taking style: Extraversion is visible in social prep and live events ('Outfit for pub crawl in Oslo this Saturday!', 'Currently at a watch party for the Norwegian election'); Sensing appears in immediate, concrete travel detail ('Just crossed the border from Lombardy to Ticino'); Thinking shows up in blunt political calculus and tactical dating ('My hope is Cornyn drops out...' and 'putting my height 2 inches lower than it actually is'); Perceiving is clear from impulsive emotionality and flexibility ('I will either be ecstatic or suicidal tomorrow' and frequent spur-of-the-moment travel posts). These tweets show a hands-on, opportunistic communicator who prefers direct experience and fast outcomes—classic ESTP behavior.
Some pickup lines for you
- At 6'8" you might tower over me, but I promise to look up for the best view—care to test that on a Monte Carlo sunset?
- If your Hinge strategy worked on me, imagine what it could do for a pub crawl in Oslo—outfit ready, chemistry pending?
- I speak eight languages, but the only word I'm fluent in tonight is 'date'—want to translate that into reality?
- Hot guys vote Reagan, but I’d vote for you in every primary—dinner and a politics-free beach read?
- They told me 'returning to the first world' never felt this good—care to be my definition of the good life?
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6'8" Texan‑Norwegian in the energy world | Multilingual wanderer & SSC fan | Conservative with a taste for Monte Carlo sunsets and Oslo pub crawls | Dating-app strategist, occasional contrarian — speak en/no/ru/dk/se/de/es/zh– @altoidoverdose
Your signature cocktail
Tall Texan Spritz
This sparkling, showy spritz captures his Monte Carlo-meets-Texas vibe—bubbly for beachside luxury ('Beachside reading in Monte Carlo'), gin for a crisp, slightly bitter edge that matches his provocative political takes ('Hot guys vote Reagan!'), and blood orange for bold coloring like his flagged Texan/Norwegian identity. It’s elegant enough for a watch party and loud enough for an Oslo pub crawl ('Outfit for pub crawl in Oslo this Saturday!').
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Slytherin fits because he displays ambition, strategic maneuvering and a taste for status: he self-identifies as 'energy sector elite 🤑' and tweaks his dating profile for results ('putting my height 2 inches lower than it actually is'). He prizes influence and networked advantage ('My hope is Cornyn drops out and paves the way...'), which reads as politically pragmatic. His readiness to court controversy ('Gen Z women... more antisemitic than Julius Streicher') demonstrates the Slytherin willingness to take risks for payoff. He favors outcome over popularity, which aligns with classic Slytherin priorities.
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I'm Too Sexy - Right Said Fred
That tongue-in-cheek, self‑confident anthem fits his combination of vanity and humor: he brags about height and dating success ('Immediately matched with a Parisian Jewess... putting my height 2 inches lower'), posts outfit and beach photos, and enjoys being noticed ('Hot guys vote Reagan!'). The song’s playful arrogance mirrors his curated, selfie‑friendly persona.
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