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Your Simpsons character
Like Lisa, this user is a self-proclaimed “very smart person” who often feels misunderstood by those around them, noting that “no one gaf” about their serious side. They share Lisa's strong moral compass and activist streak, explicitly identifying as a “Feminist in bio” and expressing frustration when “woke people are really fucking stupid” or performative. Despite their high standards for others, they maintain a love for niche media like goofy cartoons and the OSC, paralleling Lisa's balance between intellectualism and childhood interests. Ultimately, their combination of social consciousness, feeling like an outsider, and occasional cynicism makes them a perfect match for the Simpsons’ resident brainiac.

Your MBTI personality Type
AltWatcher22 leans Introverted (I), frequently mentioning their “Dpriv” (private account) and expressing that they “lose my friends” or feel “no one gaf”. Their Intuition (N) is shown through an interest in character tropes and meta-commentary, such as critiquing “villains with a generic backstory”. The Thinking (T) preference is prominent in their blunt, logic-driven responses to social issues, dismissing certain arguments by stating “woke people are really fucking stupid” and “this isn’t even a good example of misogyny”. Finally, they show Perceiving (P) traits through a spontaneous, “sometimes satire” approach and a self-described “low storage” brain that struggles with structured expression.

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Artist and critical thinker. 11th grader with high potential and low storage. I’ve mastered the art of shaking ketchup bottles and avoiding the dreaded pre-water.– @AltWatcher22

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This drink captures the chaotic energy of someone who claims to be 'smart but with low storage'. The bitter tonic reflects their disdain for 'woke people', while the whimsical Pop Rocks rim honors their love for 'goofy cartoons'. It’s a strong, experimental mix for an alt account that’s 'still trying my best' despite feeling like they're 'losing usage'.

Your Hogwarts House
AltWatcher22 exhibits strong Slytherin traits through a focus on self-preservation and a blunt, resourceful analytical style. They prioritize their own circle, noting “if you follow my Dpriv just know that I ❤️ you”, and demonstrate ambition regarding their social standing by admitting, “I’m losing usage for this account my main gets way more attention anyway”. Their sharp, often critical wit is directed at perceived incompetence, such as when they call out the “dumbest boundaries” or label a dev team as “actually jackasses”. This combination of pragmatism, social hierarchy awareness, and a cynical edge aligns them most closely with the house of ambition and resourcefulness.

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This song perfectly captures the chaotic energy of a high schooler who feels misunderstood and frustrated with social norms. The user’s bio describes them as a “Miserable blud” who is “Still trying my best,” reflecting the angst and exhaustion present in the track. They frequently lash out at social trends they find annoying, such as when they claim “Woke people are really fucking stupid” or criticize how people “be setting the dumbest boundaries” with DNIs. The lyrics' focus on the pressures of school and the feeling that “no one gaf” about their serious side mirrors the user's struggle to find their place between being a “goofy” cartoonist and a serious individual. Overall, the song's rebellious and cynical tone matches their frequent venting about internet subcultures and their own “emotionless” state.

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