Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Disciplined athlete: She practices ballet and takes pride in her “meia ponta” and physical “muscular” progress.
- Academic ambition: She is dedicated to her studies, expressing a love for “biology” and joining “studytwt” for her senior year.
- Animal lover: She shows deep care for her “cat” and claims to have “emotional dependency” on her virtual pets.
- Culinary skill: She actively engages in baking, specifically making a “cheesecake” from scratch for the holidays.
- Musical curiosity: She explores diverse genres, from “black pill” songs to learning the “piano”.
Weaknesses:
- Conflict avoidance: She “deletes comments” when faced with backlash because she dislikes being perceived as wrong.
- Extreme impatience: She admits to having “no patience” and lashes out at apps like “Amazon Prime”.
- Social anxiety: She struggles with her peers, feeling that her “mutuals hate her” and that she is a “joke” in group chats.
- Internet addiction: She acknowledges that the “internet is making her sick” and spends New Year's “watching Stranger Things”.
- Frequent negativity: Many of her posts focus on “hating” specific TikTokers, “F1 Twitter”, or her own life “quality”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Like Lisa, Alye is a high-achieving student who feels a deep sense of social justice, notably lamenting that “whoever has money can do the most absurd thing in the world and go unpunished”. She shares Lisa's artistic and musical inclinations, whether it's playing the “piano” or her passion for academics, specifically stating that “biologia, melhor matéria”. However, she also mirrors Lisa’s existential dread and occasional social isolation, frequently feeling like “my mutuals hate me” or that the “internet is making me sick”. Ultimately, her mix of high-brow interests, like reading “o jantar secreto”, and her struggle with the “corny” reality of the world makes her a perfect match for the middle Simpson child.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Alye exhibits strong Introversion through her focus on solitary hobbies like gaming and reading, often feeling social anxiety as seen when she says “my mutuals hate me”. Her Intuition is evident in her abstract humor and daydreams, such as “waking up in real life to go see the video I recorded in a dream”. She leans heavily toward Feeling, making decisions based on emotional impact and personal values, exemplified by her reaction to social injustice: “whoever has money can do the most absurd thing... this makes me too sad”. Finally, her Perceiving nature is shown by her spontaneous and often disorganized lifestyle, like when she “accidentally slept for 5 hours” while updating a game or her impulsive desire to “go to a thrift store right now”.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a Loona subunit? Because I’ve been #orbiting your profile all day and I think we have the perfect chemistry.
- I promise I’m more reliable than a Genshin update—I’d never let you fall asleep and let your phone overheat for five hours.
- I may not be a blonde rich kid on a podcast, but I’d still listen to you talk about biology and Ed Lanches for hours.
- If you let me be your duo in Fortnite, I promise to buy you the SpongeBob skin so we can be 'gag' together in the lobby.
- Forget the toxic yuri and those red-flag manhwas—how about we just go to a thrift store and find some non-piriguete clothes together?
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High school student & future biologist juggling ballet, piano, and gym life. Ask me about baking the perfect cheesecake or that time I accidentally kissed a granny.– @alyebirutinha
Your signature cocktail
The Toxic Yuri Sour
This experimental drink packs a punch, mirroring her energy as she enters her “studytwt” era while dealing with the “demoníaca” pain of waxing. The muddled strawberries represent her love for sweets like “cheesecake” and her bad luck with “comi morango estragado”. The bitter tonic reflects her cynicism toward “f1twt” and the fact that “quem tem dinheiro pode fazer a coisa mais absurda do mundo”. Finally, the pink ribbon garnish celebrates her “ballet” success and her obsession with “toxic yuri”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Alye demonstrates a clear Ravenclaw affinity through her intellectual curiosity and creative pursuits. She expresses a genuine love for learning, specifically stating, “só quero estudar biologia, melhor matéria pode falar”, and shows a desire to engage with the #studytwt community as she enters her final year of school. Beyond academics, her wit and artistic inclination are evident in her desire to “aprender no piano” and her frustration over not having “aprendido a desenhar furry” for profit. Even her critical consumption of media, such as noting a plot is “tão corny mas eu quero saber o final”, reflects the analytical and inquisitive nature typical of a Ravenclaw.
Your movie
Your song
Jealousy, Jealousy - Olivia Rodrigo
Alye's social media presence is defined by the classic adolescent struggle of comparing herself to others and feeling overwhelmed by digital culture. She frequently expresses dissatisfaction with her appearance, tweeting “to muito feia vo chroa”, while simultaneously longing for the perceived perfection of others, such as when she says, “queria ter o facecard da bella longuinho”. This mirrors the song's theme of being 'sick of myself' due to internet-induced insecurity, a sentiment she explicitly confirms by stating, “internet esta me deixando doente”. Her mix of self-deprecation, obsession with aesthetics, and the emotional exhaustion of keeping up with studytwt and f1twt captures the exact 'paper-thin' anxiety Jealousy, Jealousy describes.
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