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The user's stream of absurd, meme‑laden posts and harsh, hyperbolic dislikes echo the cynical, pedantic tone of Comic Book Guy. For example, the tweet 'i fucking hate videogames now' mirrors his classic 'Worst. Video game. Ever.' line, while the overly detailed description 'This juvenile rat is enjoying a soft boiled egg...' shows the same pedantic, overly analytical style he uses when critiquing media. Their frequent references to pop‑culture games like 'Super brother 5 ... Mario' and 'counter strike iran edit gameplay' match Comic Book Guy's obsession with geek culture. The self‑described list of 'Likes: bullies, pain, blood...' and 'Dislikes: friends, videogames, ... happiness, sunlight' reflects his famously negative worldview, akin to his catchphrase 'Worst. Everything. Ever.'

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The account’s tone is largely introspective and self‑focused, as seen in tweets like "i hate being conscious" and the detailed "MEET THE ARTIST!! Likes: ... Dislikes: ..." indicating a preference for internal reflection (Introversion). Their descriptions are highly abstract and imaginative, for example the elaborate "fictional quadrupedal feline of orange fur is engaging in exaggerated consumption of processed grain layered dairy matrices of italian origin," which points to an intuitive (N) information style. The logical, analytical phrasing in "This juvenile rat is enjoying a soft boiled egg, a high protein, high fat, palatable and easy to digest snack well suited to the physiological needs of a rapidly growing rodent" suggests a Thinking (T) decision‑making preference. Finally, the spontaneous, unstructured posting pattern—such as random updates like "just got super mario bros wonder™ by nitedo" and "the future of mankind"—reflects a Perceiving (P) lifestyle. Overall these traits align with the INTP personality type.

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Meme curator, digital artist, and gaming nerd. Once posted a property sale in Egypt—just for the memes.– @alyphrat

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The bright orange liqueur nods to the 'fictional quadrupedal feline of orange fur' tweet, while the silky egg white evokes the 'juvenile rat ... enjoying a soft boiled egg' tweet. A smoky mezcal adds the darkness of the 'i fucking hate videogames now' vibe and the bitter edge reflects the 'MEET THE ARTIST!! Likes: … Dislikes: …' list. Pomegranate syrup hints at 'the holy land has been found,' and a dash of bitters ties together the chaotic, meme‑filled world of 'the future of mankind' and 'the creepypasta month.' This cocktail is a layered, contradictory mix just like @alyphrat’s eclectic timeline.

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The user’s bio 'Fighting of the MaliLugi' and tweets like 'he thought the frontline was for one day only!! HE MAD!!' show a confrontational, bold attitude. Their mention of acquiring property – 'i bought a property in egypt and what they …' – and posting about hacking tools for Counter‑Strike ('counter strike iran edit gameplay persian cs hacks free ZIP') reflect a strong drive for personal gain and resourcefulness, traits prized by Slytherin. Additionally, the dark, self‑serving list of likes and dislikes ('Likes: bullies, pain, blood… Dislikes: friends, videogames, happiness…') underscores a pragmatic, ambitious mindset. While some tweets are whimsical, the overall pattern points to ambition, cunning and a willingness to seize opportunities, which align best with Slytherin.

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The user's self‑deprecating, outsider vibe and dark, nihilistic humor align with the themes of Radiohead's 'Creep'. In tweets they declare 'i hate being conscious' and 'i fucking hate videogames now', echoing the song's refrain 'I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo…'. Their fascination with horror is shown in 'the creepypasta month', and a bleak list of likes ('bullies, pain, blood, loud screeching noises…') mirrors the song's sense of alienation and self‑loathing. The lyric 'I don't belong here' captures their odd, meme‑laden pictures that set them apart from mainstream trends. Overall, the mood of feeling out of place and embracing darkness fits 'Creep' best.

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