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Your Simpsons character
Keegan's mix of vulnerability, humor, and longing for connection makes him similar to Milhouse. Like Milhouse's often unrequited efforts to fit in, Keegan struggles with feeling valued ('why is it always sex? is that all I'm good for?'). His humor, like the gym briefs tweet, mirrors Milhouse's awkward but endearing comedic moments.

Your MBTI personality Type
Keegan's introspection, seen in 'Sometimes I wonder how different things could've turned out,' and his deep empathy, as in 'Why am I always everyone else's fucking therapist??,' align with the INFP type. His idealism and longing for connection ('When will it be my turn to be cared for again?') reflect the emotional depth and sensitivity typical of INFPs.

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Keegan | 18 | Navigating recovery with raw honesty | Gym-goer, whale enthusiast, and part-time locker-room comedian | If you see me tweeting at 4 AM, it's probably chaos o'clock.– @alystarvs

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The 'Ocean's Solace' reflects Keegan's love for the sea and its calming effect on him, as seen in 'Saw a bunch more whales!' The blue color mirrors ocean waters, while the mint adds a refreshing touch, symbolizing moments of clarity amidst struggles. The whale-shaped ice cubes are a playful nod to his whale-watching adventures.

Your Hogwarts House
Keegan's empathy, as seen in 'Why am I always everyone else's fucking therapist??,' and his loyalty to those who support him, like his PT, fit Hufflepuff's values. Despite his struggles, he continues to reach out for help ('Reached out, waiting for help to arrive'), showing perseverance. His love for nature and moments of joy, like whale watching, also align with Hufflepuff's grounded, kind-hearted nature.

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This song captures Keegan's feelings of isolation and longing for connection, as seen in 'When will it be my turn to be cared for again?' Its melancholic yet resilient tone aligns with his journey of navigating recovery and finding moments of light in the darkness.

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