Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Physical Discipline: He shows significant commitment to the gym, successfully losing weight from 150kg to 68kg and consistently tracking his bulking progress.
- Family Oriented: He maintains positive relationships with his partner and in-laws, enjoying Sundays at his mother-in-law's house playing pool with his father-in-law.
- Strong Work Ethic: He manages a 12-hour CLT work shift while balancing fitness goals and university studies.
- Resilient Mindset: His bio and posts reflect a stoic philosophy regarding effort, specifically the quote “Increase the sacrifice or decrease the desire”.
- Eclectic Taste: He possesses a diverse range of interests, from Lana Del Rey and Guns N' Roses to Berserk and League of Legends.
Weaknesses:
- Aggressive Language: He frequently uses hostile terms and insults, such as calling coworkers “vagabundas” or using violent metaphors regarding women.
- Body Dysmorphia: He openly admits to struggling with body dysmorphia, feeling “small” despite his significant progress and muscular frame.
- Gaming Rage: His relationship with League of Legends is highly volatile, resulting in zero win rates and intense frustration with the game's community and mechanics.
- Poor Sleep Hygiene: He reports training with only two hours of sleep and excessive caffeine intake, which is unsustainable for long-term health.
- Impulsive Toxicity: He displays a low filter online, using caps-lock outbursts and inflammatory language to react to minor inconveniences or social media trends.
Your Simpsons character
Nelson Muntz
Like Nelson, Amaldicoa projects a tough, 'edgy' exterior fueled by gym culture and a cynical worldview, as seen in his bio: “O ódio da motivação sem propósito”. He displays a classic bully-with-a-heart-of-gold dynamic, alternating between aggressive outbursts like “REDFLAG VAI TNC QUE FDP DOENTE” and surprisingly soft moments involving his partner, such as “escutando minha mulher me contar sobre Histórias BL”. His obsession with physical prowess and body image, noted in “Sair dos 150kg foi bom pkrlh... agr quero crescer de volta”, mirrors Nelson’s occasional desperation for validation beneath a facade of League of Legends-induced rage. Ultimately, his mix of crude humor, 'sigma' posturing, and domestic loyalty perfectly encapsulates the spirit of Springfield’s most complex troublemaker.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISTP
Felps demonstrates the Introversion (I) and Sensing (S) traits through his focus on solitary, physical improvement and immediate sensory experiences, such as his gym progress and technical gaming feedback like “this ASMR sound of the candy is so good”. His Thinking (T) preference is evident in his blunt, often aggressive communication style and his use of dark humor, seen in tweets like “This kid has more neurons than the sluts at my work” and his focus on game mechanics over social harmony. The Perceiving (P) trait shows in his spontaneous, reaction-based lifestyle, shifting between gaming marathons and gym sessions without a rigid schedule, noted when he says “I played soloq after almost 1 year without and remembered why I stopped”. Overall, his profile reflects the 'Virtuoso' archetype: a person focused on mastery of tools (League of Legends) and his own body, operating with a detached, cynical, and highly pragmatic worldview.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a League patch? Because you just updated my meta and now you're the only top-tier pick I care about.
- Forget the 0% win rate on Rengar—if you give me a chance, I promise I’ll be your most successful 'return of the king' yet.
- I know you appreciate a Berserk tattoo and Lana Del Rey, but how about we skip the 'O ódio' and focus on some 'Born to Die' vibes together?
- I'm no Guns N' Roses expert, but you don't need an arena ticket to take me to Paradise City after 12 hours of CLT.
- You survived the cut from 150kg to 72kg, but are you ready to gain a few extra pounds? Specifically, the weight of my heart.
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Balancing the CLT grind with gym progress and a relentless Rengar jungle. From 150kg to the weight room, I’m just a Berserk fan surviving SoloQ and Santa Catarina.– @Amaldicoa
Your signature cocktail
The Draven Dismorphia
This drink captures the chaotic 'edge-lord' energy of a SC native who balances 12 hours of CLT with intense gym sessions, inspired by his claim of having "1Mg de cafeína na mente" while training. The dark Absinthe base reflects his bio's focus on "O ódio da motivação sem propósito" and his penchant for tweeting "odio dor trevas escuridao cu mijio". The sour cherry mirrors his frustration with League meta, specifically when he laments, "o que me tornei? 0% DE WIN RATE DE RENGAR". Finally, the silver glitter honors his "careca reluzente" while the pink umbrella provides the essential "Lençol rosa" charm.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Felps embodies Slytherin qualities through his intense focus on self-improvement, physical dominance, and an unapologetic, edgy ambition. His bio explicitly states “O ódio da motivação sem propósito”, highlighting a disdain for aimless effort and a preference for calculated, goal-oriented drive. He displays a high level of ambition regarding his physical transformation, stating “quero crescer de volta e chegar pelo menos nos 85 (atualmente 72) me sinto pequeno vsf”, which aligns with the house's pursuit of greatness and perfection. Furthermore, his competitive nature in League of Legends and his preference for aggressive 'carry' champions like Draven and Rengar demonstrate a desire for individual power and status. His blunt, often confrontational communication style, such as calling out “vagabunda jogando Aram”, reflects a disregard for social niceties in favor of raw honesty and self-assertion.
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The Perfect Girl - Mareux
The song's dark, synth-wave aesthetic perfectly mirrors the user's 'sigma' and edgy personality, characterized by his bio's focus on “O ódio da motivação sem propósito”. His obsession with physical transformation and gym culture, mentioned in tweets like “Sair dos 150kg foi bom pkrlh... agora quero crescer de volta”, aligns with the 'literary hero' archetype found in Berserk and the American Psycho vibes associated with the track. Despite the aggressive League of Legends commentary, he shows a softer, melancholic side by stating, “Sim,eu curto Lana del rey,faço academia,tenho tatuagem de berserk”. This duality between intense toxicity—calling out “vagabunda jogando Aram”—and his appreciation for moody aesthetics makes The Perfect Girl the ideal soundtrack for his self-described 'aura'.
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