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The best Simpsons match is Homer Simpson: loud, chaotic, very earnest about his passions, and constantly making impulsive but oddly endearing decisions. Like Homer risking his job for nonsense, this user admitted to “PURPOSELY. ATE. SPOILT SLIMY RICE. TO. AVOID. GOING. TO. WORK SO I CAN BUILD A FACTORY WITH CHEN”, which is peak Homer-level impulsiveness. They are extremely horny and blunt about it, e.g. wanting Chen to “give me a paizuri then we cuddle later...” and yelling “CHIXIAAAAAA WOOF WOOF ARF I AM NOT FINE” about their waifu, mirroring Homer’s over-the-top obsession with donuts, beer, and Marge. There’s also the mix of crude humor and surprising sincerity, like going from “I landed on my ass while parkouring… IS THIS WHAT BEING PEGGED FEELS LIKE?... AND WHY DO I LIKE IT?” to lovingly talking about how birds are hard work but “I love them”. Overall, they come off as chaotic, horny, self-deprecating, but ultimately kind-hearted and passionate—very much Homer with a gacha-anime coating.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: they constantly interact with others, make community offers like “Name a ship between Wuwa characters and Endfield characters and I'll make em kiss”, and even create social mini‑events such as giving out “doctorates” in factory building “I'll write your names down if you want a Doctorate in Factory building”. Their style shows strong Intuition over Sensing: they riff on ideas, ships, and possibilities (e.g. cross‑game rarepairs “This is some cross rarepair hetslop and i lowkey like it Arclight x Xiangli Yao Havana”) rather than focusing on technical or concrete details, and dramatize feelings into exaggerated scenarios like “My therapist said I need to 'Romantize my life more' Aight...”. They read as Feeling‑dominant: their tweets are emotionally charged, horny‑playful, and relationship/character focused (“CHIXIAAAAAA WOOF WOOF ARF I AM NOT FINE, I AM NOT FINE...”), and even their critiques of games or fandoms are couched in values and frustration rather than dry logic (“This new Wuwa endgame is ass... they were CHALLENGING yet FUN This new one is just annoying”). Finally, they seem strongly Perceiving: impulsively eating spoiled rice to skip work for a game session “I. PURPOSELY. ATE. SPOILT SLIMY RICE. TO. AVOID. GOING. TO. WORK”, putting off projects because they got absorbed in playing “I've been putting them off cause ive been playing Endfield too much I lose track of time”, and generally following inspiration and whims rather than structured planning. Put together, this expressive, idea‑driven, emotional, and spontaneous profile fits ENFP best.

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SEA’s most unhinged Chixia scholar. I once ate bad fried rice for planned food poisoning just to grind Endfield. MMDs, gacha brainrot, occasional sanity.– @Amaris_Xiaofang

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is loud, horny-brained, and a bit unhinged, just like Amaris shouting “CHIXIAAAAAA WOOF WOOF ARF I AM NOT FINE” while declaring “CHIXIA WILL FOREVER BE MY WIFEY”. The overproof dark rum with chili is the raw, chaotic thirst of lines like “When her name is Chen Qianyu. Then bend her down and fuck her too Sun Tzu” and the willingness to eat spoiled food just to game more in “I. PURPOSELY. ATE. SPOILT SLIMY RICE. TO. AVOID. GOING. TO. WORK”. Lychee liqueur adds a sweet, playful waifu-love vibe that fits their endless shipping and MMD romance, like “Name a ship between Wuwa characters and Endfield characters and I'll make em kiss”. Calamansi or lime juice brings a sharp, tangy snap that mirrors their blunt takes and occasional ranting in “My god, shut the hell up… Do better” and their salty complaint about bad endgame in “This new Wuwa endgame is ass”. Sparkling jasmine tea keeps it high-energy yet slightly refined, like a gacha enjoyer who can still write poetic nonsense such as “'You know I love you' I say to my paycheck… basking in the lust gnawing upon my core”. Finally, a dash of salted caramel syrup nods to their soft side under all the chaos—the bird parent in “Taking care of birds is almost a full time job… And I love them” and the friend who makes birthday and custom videos like “Happy birthday @naninanikkaa A mutual told me it was your birthday so I made this Mrover video just for you”.

Your Hogwarts House
Amaris shows a loud, impulsive, hyper-passionate personality that fits Gryffindor best. Their over-the-top devotion to favorite characters – for example screaming about Chixia as “MY WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE” in “SJKWEHLFHEILUfhiul ARGHHHHHHHHHHHH MY CHIXIA MY WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE” – reads as raw, emotional bravery rather than calculated image-building. They are willing to literally hurt themselves for what they love, joking that they intentionally food-poisoned themselves to skip work just to play Endfield, admitting “I. PURPOSELY. ATE. SPOILT SLIMY RICE. TO. AVOID. GOING. TO. WORK SO I CAN BUILD A FACTORY WITH CHEN” in this tweet, which is reckless and dramatic in classic Gryffindor fashion. They also call out fandom behavior bluntly and confrontationally, as in “My god, shut the hell up… Do better”, showing a tendency to charge headfirst into conflict when they think something is stupid or unfair. While they are creative and hardworking with MMD and mashups, the dominant throughline is bold, chaotic enthusiasm and a readiness to loudly stand by their tastes and jokes even when they’re controversial or horny, which aligns much more with Gryffindor than the more strategic ambition of Slytherin or the quieter steadiness of Hufflepuff.

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A fitting song for Amaris is “Wannabe” by the Spice Girls, because its loud, chaotic, and unapologetically fun energy mirrors their timeline. They’re fiercely passionate and a bit unhinged in a playful way, like when they scream about Chixia as their wife: “CHIXIAAAAAA WOOF WOOF ARF I AM NOT FINE…” and “CHIXIA WILL FOREVER BE MY WIFEY AND EXA KNOWS IT”. The song is about choosing your own joy and relationships, which fits their obsessive devotion to favorite characters and ships, such as “Fuck the drama Name a ship between Wuwa characters and Endfield characters and I'll make em kiss”. Its playful but ride-or-die tone also matches how they’ll do ridiculous things for games they love, like “I. PURPOSELY. ATE. SPOILT SLIMY RICE. TO. AVOID. GOING. TO. WORK SO I CAN BUILD A FACTORY WITH CHEN”. Overall, Wannabe’s hyper, chaotic celebration of what you love fits both their horny gremlin humor and their intense loyalty to their faves.

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