Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Playful humor: Uses self‑deprecating jokes and chaotic reactions, e.g. survey about being ‘funado’ in “Me copio de Ale me están funando por.... 1 clasista 2 xenofobico 3 homofobico 4 racista 5 stalker 6 cometer un asesinato 7 asalta tumbas/cunas 8 gay 9 todas las anteriores 10 otro (dilo)” and exaggerated reactions to OUAT drama.
- Expressive fandom: Shows strong emotional engagement and detailed commentary on Once Upon a Time, e.g. “Demasiado para procesar, primero odio al papá de bella odio a Milah ame que rumple le diera su merecido a garfio...”.
- Affectionate loyalty: Frequently expresses love for characters and mutuals, e.g. “34 likes y solo uno me devolvió él buenos días Hdp 😡 (igual los amo)” and excitement over Rumple/Belle in multiple tweets.
- Imaginative analysis: Creates headcanons and ‘what if’ scenarios, like theorizing about Rumple, Belle and Bae in “No se me quita de la cabeza de que si Bae se entera que bella casi rompe la “maldición” de rumple con un beso...”.
- Queer pride: Comfortably jokes about sexuality and non‑heteronormativity, e.g. “Buenos días a todos menos a los Heteros Ok broma pero buenos días, hoy nos levantamos con ganas de ser ilegal en 72 países” and ‘Yo + my flag’ posts.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Frequent use of insults and strong swearing, e.g. “La puta qje me parió el falso padre de David sigue vivo? Ptm” and “Hdp” in several tweets.
- Reactive judgment: Quick to ‘hate’ characters with little reflection, e.g. “3 segundos ha aparecido y ya odio a la esposa de rumple” and instant rage at plot twists.
- Boundary cynicism: Bio implies mistrust around affection and consent: “𝐍o d𝐞b𝐢s𝐭e h𝐚b𝐞r a𝐩r𝐨v𝐞c𝐡a𝐝o m𝐢 𝐬e𝐧s𝐢b𝐢l𝐢d𝐚d p𝐚r𝐚 𝐫o𝐛a𝐫 𝐦i𝐬 𝐚f𝐞c𝐭o𝐬 𝐬i𝐧 𝐦i c𝐨n𝐬e𝐧t𝐢m𝐢e𝐧t𝐨”, suggesting emotional defensiveness.
- Self‑putdowns: Calls themself “pendeja” or similar, e.g. “Ser pendeja ah no eso ya lo hago sin estar ahí pero creo que hablar con los muertos”, normalizing negative self‑talk.
- Confrontational tone: Playful but antagonistic phrasing, e.g. “Buenos días a todos menos a los Heteros Ok broma...” and threatening ‘pushaina’ joke, which can be misread as aggressive.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: emotionally intense, very online/nerdy, and deeply into stories, meta-analysis, and social issues. They binge-watch and live‑react to Once Upon a Time with a mix of sharp critique and romantic swooning, like when they say “Soy yo o por cada episodio rumple se vuelve más caliente 🫦” and “Dioses Bellos se reencuentro con Rumple hoy gano el amor”, which mirrors Lisa’s bookish, obsessive fandom energy. Their Camp Half-Blood location and Greek-myth replies such as “Griego” and “Una de las ninfas seguidoras de Dionisio” fit Lisa’s love of mythology and academics. They also show social awareness and queer identity, joking “Buenos días a todos menos a los Heteros Ok broma pero buenos días, hoy nos levantamos con ganas de ser ilegal en 72 países [2 pictures]”, which aligns with Lisa’s progressive, justice‑oriented side. Finally, their dramatic but self-aware humor—like “Ser pendeja ah no eso ya lo hago sin estar ahí pero creo que hablar con los muertos”—feels like Lisa’s blend of intellect, anxiety, and self-deprecating wit more than the chaos of Bart or the passivity of Homer.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they constantly interact with mutuals, run playful polls, and dramatize their reactions for an audience, e.g., complaining that only one person replied to their greeting in “34 likes y solo uno me devolvió él buenos días Hdp 😡 (igual los amo)” and broadly addressing followers in “Buenos días a todos menos a los Heteros Ok broma pero buenos días, hoy nos levantamos con ganas de ser ilegal en 72 países [2 pictures]”. Their interests and comments show strong Intuition (N): they hyper-focus on ships, symbolism, and character dynamics in Once Upon a Time, like analyzing Rumple and Belle’s relationship in “Demasiado para procesar, primero odio al papá de bella odio a Milah ame que rumple le diera su merecido a garfio me gusta que Bella ponga límites en su relación…” rather than concrete real‑life details. The tone is clearly Feeling (F)-oriented: they react emotionally and empathetically, using intense language such as “CAZADORRRRRRRRRR TE EXTRAÑE 😭😭😭😭😭 TE AMO SOS DE LOS MEJORES HOMBRES QUE EXISTEN” and “No… nononononononononon CARAJO NOOOO TODO MENOS ESO RUMPLE TE LO SUPLICO…”, prioritizing emotional responses over logical detachment. Finally, they appear more Perceiving (P) than Judging: they binge shows impulsively and react in the moment (e.g., live-commenting every plot twist from “Me terminé la primera temporada ya solo faltan 6” to “Hoy triunfo fuerte el amor en OUAT excepto para Regina”), and joke about going with the flow like “Todo el año qué paja ir a estudiar” rather than emphasizing structure or long-term planning. Taken together—highly social, imaginative, emotionally expressive, and spontaneous—the profile best matches ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- So, if Rumple gets hotter every episode, should I be worried that the more OUAT you watch, the more cursed I am to fall for you… or is true love’s kiss the only way to break that spell?
- You said Bella must be a fan of Red to ignore so many 🚩🚩🚩 — don’t worry, I’m more ‘Lover’ era: zero red flags, maximum cardigan energy and fully consent-based affection.
- Camp Half-Blood, Greek quizzes, dracaenae and empusai… if you’re the demigod, I’m definitely the mortal who ignores every warning, follows you into the forest, and still thinks it’s the best decision of my life.
- You cheering ‘SE ESTÁN BESANDO BÉSALO BELLA BÉSALO POR MI’ during OUAT makes me think that if we ever watch together, you’d be yelling at the screen for us instead.
- You keep saying you’d be ‘pendeja’ even with powers, but from the way you analyze Rumple, Regina, Bella and every curse in Storybrooke, I’m pretty sure your real ability is necromancy—because every tweet you post brings my dead heart back to life.
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OUAT analyst at Camp Half-Blood. Runs on gossip, Greek myths & Taylor Swift lore. Once live-tweeted Rumple’s drama like it was a PhD thesis.– @amarismonner
Your signature cocktail
Camp Half-Buzz: Rumple in Love
This cocktail starts with spiced dark rum for your unapologetically chaotic thirst for Rumplestiltskin and OUAT drama, as seen in “Soy yo o por cada episodio rumple se vuelve más caliente 🫦” and “Rumple pero que hombre 🫦 siempre con un plan para todo”. Hibiscus and red berry syrup channels your soft, bleeding-heart romantic side and Taylor Swift obsession, echoing “Taylor vio a Neal y a Emma de ouat y escribió getaway car” and your shipper screams like “SE ESTÁN BESANDO BÉSALO BELLA BÉSALO POR MI”. Fresh lime juice adds an acidic bite that matches your sharp humor and occasional rage at characters, from “La puta qje me parió el falso padre de David sigue vivo? Ptm” to “No bella sal de ahí mucha 🚩🚩🚩”. A float of sparkling rosé reflects your bubbly, greeting-everyone energy and dramatic good-morning chronicles like “Buenos días a todos menos a los Heteros Ok broma pero buenos días, hoy nos levantamos con ganas de ser ilegal en 72 países” and “34 likes y solo uno me devolvió él buenos días Hdp 😡 (igual los amo)”. Finally, edible gold shimmer nods to the magical Greek-myth/camp vibe of your profile and your bio’s intensity, fitting a demigod who tweets from “Camp Half blood” and wonders things like “Tal vez una dracanae o una empusai” while living a telenovela-level chisme life as in “Yo luego de lo que me contaron de mi hermana, se puso potente el chisme familiar”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This user fits best in Gryffindor, with a loud, reactive, emotionally driven style and a taste for drama and confrontation. They openly declare playful hostility and rebellion, like in “Buenos días a todos menos a los Heteros Ok broma pero buenos días, hoy nos levantamos con ganas de ser ilegal en 72 países [2 pictures]” and “No dijes buenos días me siento como una chica mala y rebelde [picture]”, which shows that they enjoy positioning themselves as a bold, slightly chaotic figure. When watching Once Upon a Time, they react intensely and morally, cheering and condemning characters in very absolute, heroic-vs-villain terms, for example “Demasiado para procesar, primero odio al papá de bella odio a Milah ame que rumple le diera su merecido a garfio me gusta que Bella ponga límites en su relación y se haga más independiente amo los capítulos donde se centran en rumple y bella, más así porfa [picture]” and “CAZADORRRRRRRRRR TE EXTRAÑE 😭😭😭😭😭 TE AMO SOS DE LOS MEJORES HOMBRES QUE EXISTEN [picture]”, mirroring the passionate, justice-obsessed lens typical of Gryffindors. Their bio — “no deberiste haber aprovechado mi sensibilidad para robar mis afectos sin mi consentimiento” — also suggests a strong, confrontational stance about boundaries and consent, again very Gryffindor in its moral intensity and readiness to call out wrongs. Finally, the way they talk about conflict with humor and zero chill, such as “ESO EMMA AGARRAÑE LOS PELOS A REGINA [picture]” and “Para maje Emma no podes llevarte al nene así se considera secuestro [picture]”, shows they instinctively side with bold action and direct confrontation, even when they critique it, rather than with detached analysis (Ravenclaw), quiet loyalty (Hufflepuff), or long-game calculation (Slytherin).
Your movie
Your song
The Lakes - Taylor Swift
A well‑suited song for them is The Lakes by Taylor Swift because it captures a poetic, dramatic, and emotionally self‑aware personality that matches their online presence. Their bio about sensitivity and consent — “𝐍o d𝐞b𝐢s𝐭e h𝐚b𝐞r a𝐩r𝐨v𝐞c𝐡a𝐝o m𝐢 𝐬e𝐧s𝐢b𝐢l𝐢d𝐚d p𝐚r𝐚 𝐫o𝐛a𝐫 𝐦i𝐬 𝐚f𝐞c𝐭o𝐬 𝐬i𝐧 𝐦i c𝐨n𝐬e𝐧t𝐢m𝐢e𝐧t𝐨” — fits the song’s theme of guarding one’s heart and feeling "too soft" for a harsh world. Their intense, romantic reactions to Once Upon a Time characters like Rumple and Belle (for example, “SE ESTÁN BESANDO BÉSALO BELLA BÉSALO POR MI”) echo the song’s yearning and literary melodrama. They also show a love for fantasy worlds and Greek-myth aesthetics (“Location: Camp Half blood”, “Siento que Lacy la hija de Afrodita”), which parallels the song’s escapist desire to run away to a beautiful, mythic place. Finally, their Swiftie tendencies (“Taylor vio a Neal y a Emma de ouat y escribió getaway car”) make a deep-cut, emotionally rich Taylor track an especially fitting personal anthem.
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