Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares feelings, from excitement in “EEEEEEEEEH CELULAR” to frustration in “jesus que horror q é trabalha em outra loja 💔”.
- Humorous: Uses self-deprecating and situational humor, like “mto ruim caga no calor tlc” and “meu sonho é ser um gótico vaqueiro que anda de bicicleta”.
- Creative: Shows creativity with makeup, hair, and crafts, e.g. “fiz uma hidratação no cabelo q fico babado”, “fiz uma boca cheia de sangue… maquiagem de amanhã”, and “quero aprender a fzr flor com limpador de cachimbo agora”.
- Caring: Shows concern for others and pets, like reacting to a classmate’s seizure in “mano o menino teve uma convulsão na sala” and talking about their cat in “gata tá gravidibha”.
- Playful: Enjoys small fun things and trends, like “tô viciada em fica fznd o passinho do jamal pela casa” and celebrating “meu story chego a 15 curtida marco histórico”.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive language: Uses harsh or extreme expressions like “espero que morrammmmmmmmmm” and “pessoas que eu mataria”, which can come off aggressive.
- Self-destructive talk: Mentions self-harm ideation in “acho que irei me matar vius”, suggesting struggles with coping or emotional regulation.
- Negative self-image: Expresses dissatisfaction with body and appearance, e.g. “mds odeio te muito peito q saco” and frustration with hair in “odeio qnd eu retoco a progressiva a franja não franja essa bucetuda”.
- High irritability: Frequently posts annoyance or anger about small situations, like “quero demissão”, “fuck toda essa shit”, and “n sou amiga do diabo e ele age como se eu fosse pqp”.
- Work dissatisfaction: Often complains about job and shifts, such as “jesus que horror q é trabalha em outra loja 💔” and “quero demissão”, indicating low engagement or burnout.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They come off like a mix of sarcasm, sensitivity, and low‑key existential dread, very much in line with Lisa Simpson’s inner world. There are flashes of dark, dramatic humor and emotional heaviness like “hiding the tears in my eyes because the oldest daughters don't cry” and “acho que irei me matar vius”, which echo Lisa’s tendency to feel everything intensely and carry more weight than people realize. At the same time, they’re curious and creative, wanting to learn crafts like “quero aprender a fzr flor com limpador de cachimbo agora” and getting excited about hair and style experiments such as “fiz uma hidratação no cabelo q fico babado”. Their complaints about work and school stress, like “jesus que horror q é trabalha em outra loja 💔” and forgetting a title on a test in “MANO agora que lembrei que esqueci de por título no meu relato qera pra prova”, fit Lisa’s overburdened, highly self-aware student vibe. Even their mix of tenderness and irritation toward their cat, seen in “essa gata só sabe mija embaixo da minha cama pqp”, feels like something Lisa would narrate with exasperated affection.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISFP
They read as more introverted: the account is small, focused on personal life, and they often mention wanting to withdraw or sleep all day, like “eu quero passa o dia todo dormindo” and struggling to cry but not opening up deeply to others in “quero chora muito mas n consigo”. Their tweets are heavily sensory and grounded in concrete experiences: body sensations, heat, food, hair, pets, and work, e.g. “mano tá mto quente💔”, “fiz uma hidratação no cabelo q fico babado”, and “lavei meu tênis e a água saiu preta pqp”. They lean feeling over thinking: reactions are emotional, value‑laden, and relational, such as hurt over friends and romance in “como pode uma pessoa mentir tanto mds 💔” and “O que você já recebeu romanticamente?... recebeu presente: não”, plus protective affection for their cat despite the complaints in “essa gata só sabe mija embaixo da minha cama pqp”. Their lifestyle is clearly perceiving: lots of spontaneity, physical complaints, and last‑minute chaos (“forgot the title” on an assignment in “MANO agora que lembrei que esqueci de por título no meu relato qera pra prova”, and impulse ideas like wanting to be a gravedigger in “quero trabalha sendo coveiro”). At the same time, they show strong aesthetic and self‑expression focus—hair, makeup, piercings, Halloween blood makeup, and clothes (e.g. “fiz uma boca cheia de sangue com preto e essa vai ser a maquiagem de amanhã” and “odeio qnd eu retoco a progressiva a franja não franja essa bucetuda”)—which fits ISFP’s artistic, body‑centered, in‑the‑moment style. Taken together—quiet, sensory, emotionally reactive, and spontaneous with a strong aesthetic streak—ISFP is the best fit.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said your dream is to be a ‘goth cowboy who rides a bike’ — if you want, I can be the dramatic city person who sits on the handlebars and falls in love with you at every red light.
- You hate Clash Royale but still play, you rage at Among Us cooldowns, and you’re addicted to Spider‑Man… I think you just like toxic games. So when are you adding ‘talking to me’ to that list?
- You went to PUCRS, loved the psychology area, and still tweeted ‘I think I’ll kill myself’ when things got heavy… serious note: your timeline is hilarious but also so tender. If you ever want someone to listen instead of just like your tweets, I’m here, no jokes.
- You washed your sneakers and the water came out black, your kitty keeps peeing under your bed, and your mom gave you a bucket of candy… you clearly live in chaos, but if you need one more mess in your life, I can volunteer as tribute.
- You made a Halloween look with a mouth full of blood, complain about having too much chest, and keep worrying if your hair will fall out when you dye it — scientifically speaking, that’s the exact formula for someone I should be in love with.
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Your new Twitter bio
Oldest daughter energy, part‑time retail survivor, full‑time overthinker. Once got green bread at communion and still showed up on Monday.– @amarok20mil
Your signature cocktail
Unheimlich Splash da Amarok
This drink is built for someone who says “eu vou de hornet, de amarok 20 mil cruzeiros pra gastar” and dreams of being “um gótico vaqueiro que anda de bicicleta”, so dark rum gives it a strong, slightly chaotic base. The guava/tropical juice is a nod to their goofy, sunny side, like spamming “Boa gaiabajnamanajjajakammakajaiiqijqiquqiq eu q” and obsessing over sweets in “minha mãe me deu um balde de doce”. Activated charcoal with lime makes it literally dark and a bit creepy-cute, matching the bio “unheimliches tal ♱” and their love of blood and goth aesthetics in “fiz uma boca cheia de sangue com preto e essa vai ser a maquiagem de amanhã”. Sparkling water keeps it fizzy and hyper like the all-caps chaos of “EEEEEEEEEH CELULAR” and their jamal-passinho energy in “tô viciada em fica fznd o passinho do jamal pela casa”. Finally, a dash of chili gives a burn that mirrors their sharp tongue and dramatic moods, from “espero que morrammmmmmmmmm” to the raw honesty of “quero chora muito mas n consigo”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They come across as grounded, hardworking, and very oriented toward everyday responsibilities, which fits Hufflepuff. They talk repeatedly about work and how draining it is, like in “jesus que horror q é trabalha em outra loja 💔” and “quero demissão”, which shows they actually stick with unpleasant jobs rather than impulsively quitting. There’s also a strong thread of care and loyalty, especially toward their cat, even while complaining: “essa gata só sabe mija embaixo da minha cama pqp” and “gata tá gravidibha” show they keep looking after the animal anyway. They celebrate small, wholesome wins like “meu story chego a 15 curtida marco histórico” and putting on fresh sheets in “amo quando boto lençol na minha cama q fica bem preso eu fico muito feliz”, which suggests an appreciation for simple comforts over status or glory. While they do have dark humor and occasional dramatic outbursts like “espero que morrammmmmmmmmm” and “acho que irei me matar vius”, these read as venting rather than evidence of Slytherin-style scheming or Gryffindor heroics. Overall, the mix of persistence with crappy situations, affection for close ones, and focus on daily life over grand ambitions is very Hufflepuff-coded.
Your movie
Your song
Teen Idle - MARINA
A well-suited song for them is Teen Idle by MARINA, because it captures a mix of dark humor, teenage angst, and self-deprecation that shows up constantly in their timeline. They swing between joking about death or despair and shrugging it off, like when they say “acho que irei me matar vius” and later joke with things like “gozei” or “goza”. The song’s chaotic teen/young-adult energy fits their life of school, work, and emotional overload, reflected in tweets like “jesus que horror q é trabalha em outra loja 💔” and “quero chora muito mas n consigo”. There’s also a sense of feeling unloved or romantically overlooked that matches the song’s themes, such as their quote about never receiving romantic gestures in “carta de amor: nao… recebeu buquê: nao… pedido em namoro: nao”. Even their bio, “unheimliches tal ♱,” and tweets like “espero que morrammmmmmmmmm” mirror the mix of morbidity, irony, and vulnerability that define Teen Idle.
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