
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
Amber most closely matches Lisa Simpson. Lisa is highly introspective and analytical, much like Amber meticulously tracking calories and weight and even making spreadsheets, as seen in “Bored so I’m making a diet plan spreadsheet instead of eating”. Both struggle with feeling different from those around them and being intensely self-critical, reflected in Amber’s comment “It’s depressing that I don’t remember a time in my life where I wasn’t disordered.”. Lisa often swings between idealism and despair, similar to Amber’s mix of dark humor and suicidal ideation in tweets like “Part of me is worried I’ve ruined my life and damaged my organs beyond repair but the other part of me knows I could just kms and none of it would matter anymore.”. Like Lisa, Amber also shows care and empathy toward others despite their own pain, for example “Just in case you need to hear this today, I’m proud of you for making it this far. There are people out there who care about you and want the best for you.”, which mirrors Lisa’s tendency to comfort others even while she’s struggling internally.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert: most activities are solitary (meticulous calorie counting, personal spreadsheets, walking alone) and they describe intense internal experiences like suicidal ideation and guilt rather than social outings, e.g. “My brain is foggy and every day feels like it’s going by way too fast.” and “I can’t remember a time in my life where I wasn’t suicidal and that makes me even more suicidal”. Their focus mixes concrete details with big-picture life narratives, but they repeatedly construct overarching meaning and future visions (life plans, narratives about their ED and future career), which is more Intuition than pure Sensing, e.g. “Life plan: starve to bmi 16, semi recover & maintain bmi 16 18 while I study radiologic technology, get a job as a cardiovascular radiologic technologist. Either recover and maintain a normal bmi or kms by the time I’m 30”. The way they process decisions is steeped in emotion, self-worth, and relational meaning, like feeling invalid compared to others and worrying about being "sick enough," which reflects Feeling, e.g. “Its complicated. Most of the time I don’t want to recover, I actively want to get worse. Sometimes I’ll go through phases where I want to recover but feel like I can’t because I’m not ‘sick enough’, haven’t made it to my goals yet, don’t deserve help, etc.” and “I’m afraid I’ve permanently ruined my body & wont have enough money to fix it (cosmetic and medical issues)”. They show strong Judging traits in their need for structure and control: detailed calorie tracking, monthly limits, meal plans, and anxiety when plans change, such as “I need to control and plan exactly what I eat. If meal plans change or if I can’t plan what I’m gonna eat ahead of time it sends me spiraling” and “Bored so I’m making a diet plan spreadsheet instead of eating”. The INFJ type also fits their mix of self-directed harshness and outward compassion; despite intense self-criticism and dark thoughts, they still post affirmations for others like “Just in case you need to hear this today, I’m proud of you for making it this far. There are people out there who care about you and want the best for you.” and “You deserve happiness and peace today, tomorrow and every day after that.”, a classic INFJ pattern of internal struggle paired with external caretaking.

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Amber, 22 • future radiologic technologist • equal parts Monster energy, spreadsheets & sour gummies • once logged 5,610 cals just to prove I could– @AmberexiaXL

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is strong but playful, like their love for intense flavors and energy drinks, with a base of vodka infused with sour gummies to channel their "Day 2 eating exclusively sour gummies" energy from “Day 2 eating exclusively sour gummies” and the binge fantasy in “I need to eat like this again omg i ate 1024c of sour patch kids today (nothing else)”. The sugar-free energy drink mixer nods to their green Monster smoothies and low-cal hustle from “Starting off the day with my favorite cup of green liquid (spinach mango banana smoothie with half a blue Hawaiian monster mixed in) 119c” and “722c 78g protein today! 🫶 Monster & jerky…”. A splash of kombucha brings a slightly funky, healing note, inspired by their pricey-but-loved drink in “Total 663c, 33g protein. This Kombucha is so good but it’s so expensive”, hinting at their complicated pro-recovery side. The apple-yogurt foam or garnish references their creative food hacks like “I don’t like yogurt but apples make it edible 105c”, turning discomfort into something manageable. Finally, the rim of edible glitter sprinkles is a bright, aesthetic armor over darker thoughts about weight, pain, and suicidal ideation, contrasting tweets like “Part of me is worried I’ve ruined my life and damaged my organs beyond repair but the other part of me knows I could just kms and none of it would matter anymore.” with their tender encouragement in “Just in case you need to hear this today, I’m proud of you for making it this far. There are people out there who care about you and want the best for you.”.

Your Hogwarts House
Amber shows a strongly analytical, data-driven mindset that aligns most with Ravenclaw. They meticulously track calories, weight changes, and even calculate deviations from expected metabolic rates, for example analyzing, “I ate 37,088 cals total this month and only lost 4.6lbs… If my math is correct my metabolism is at minimum 18% slower than the average person.” and, similarly, “I’ve been losing and gaining and losing and gaining 1.5lbs all month. That means my maintenance calories are around 1100c… My BMR is supposed to be 1761 & my sedentary maintenance is supposed to be like 2113.” They also channel stress and boredom into structured planning and information organization, like “Bored so I’m making a diet plan spreadsheet instead of eating” and “Making a grocery list & meal plan to give myself more variety. I’m tired of eating the same 4 meals over and over again.” This tendency to systematize their life—using spreadsheets, detailed meal plans, and numerical goals—shows a Ravenclaw-style reliance on intellect and structure even in a deeply emotional context. While there is ambition in tweets like “Life plan: starve to bmi 16, semi recover & maintain bmi 16 18 while I study radiologic technology…”, the dominant thread is not Slytherin-style power-seeking but rather an obsessive, almost academic focus on understanding and optimizing their own behavior and body through numbers, plans, and self-study.

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Control by Halsey fits Amber because so much of their identity and daily life is wrapped up in battling with their own mind and body. They talk about needing rigid structure around food, saying “I need to control and plan exactly what I eat. If meal plans change or if I can’t plan what I’m gonna eat ahead of time it sends me spiraling”, which mirrors the song’s obsession with control and the chaos underneath it. Their mix of dark humor and suicidal ideation in posts like “Life plan: starve to bmi 16, semi recover… Either recover and maintain a normal bmi or kms by the time I’m 30” and “I can’t remember a time in my life where I wasn’t suicidal and that makes me even more suicidal” align with the song’s themes of being haunted by your own thoughts. They also show self-awareness and fear about damage they’ve done, writing “Part of me is worried I’ve ruined my life and damaged my organs beyond repair but the other part of me knows I could just kms and none of it would matter anymore.” — the same kind of internal war and self-destructive edge that Control captures. The combination of wanting to get “worse,” feeling “not sick enough,” and still trying to care for others, as in “Just in case you need to hear this today, I’m proud of you for making it this far. There are people out there who care about you and want the best for you.”, reflects the song’s tension between vulnerability, power, and self-loathing.

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