Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self‑aware: Openly describes herself in detail, including flaws and identity in bio and in “Sobre mim: nome Amber idade 21…”.
- Humorous: Uses absurd, over‑the‑top jokes like “não tem nada moralmente errado no ato de canibalismo em si” and the malware rant “filho de uma puta sua dll de merda…”.
- Reflective: Critiques ideas thoughtfully, e.g. calling the hero’s journey “essencialismo” in “a ideia da jornada do herói é tão estúpida… basicamente, essencialismo the eca”.
- Affectionate: Engages with others through interactive posts like “Curtiu o post = opino sobre você (só vou fazer de quem eu conheço)”.
- Honest: Speaks candidly about body image and health, like “eu tenho olheira permanente, mesmo dormindo bem” and “me sentindo mallll.... não to conseguindo fazer nadaaa minha cabeça dói”.
Weaknesses:
- Self‑deprecating: Labels herself negatively in the bio (“Fracassada, Preguiçosa profissional”) and plays into that in several posts.
- Volatile: Expresses intense anger and frustration in the malware rant “filho de uma puta sua dll de merda… rodando scan de boot pra acabar com a sua vida seu desgraçado”.
- Morbid: Leans into edgy or disturbing topics, e.g. “não tem nada moralmente errado no ato de canibalismo em si”.
- Insecure: Worries about appearance and fit of clothes in “eu espero que caiba... tanta roupa q eu perdi pq não cabia” and posts multiple “reveal” tweets about her face and eye bags.
- Overwhelmed: Mentions feeling unable to do anything and in pain in “me sentindo mallll.... não to conseguindo fazer nadaaa minha cabeça dói”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Amber lines up most closely with Lisa Simpson: smart, self-aware, political, and a bit alienated. Like Lisa, she overthinks culture and theory, for example calling the hero’s journey “so stupid” and criticizing it as essentialist in “a ideia da jornada do herói é tão estúpida… basicamente, essencialismo the eca”, which mirrors Lisa’s tendency to dissect stories and social norms. She’s introspective and insecure about her appearance, as seen in “eu tenho olheira permanente, mesmo dormindo bem” and the playful “reveal” tweets, similar to Lisa’s struggle with self-image and being perceived. Her strongly moral, protective stance about kids in “eu adoro que agora não groomar uma criança de 14 anos é considerado woke” fits Lisa’s firm ethical boundaries. At the same time, the mix of depressive humor and nerdy niche interests (like “Void Stranger” and the poetic Lotus Jewel quote in “AT THE BEGINNING, A FLOWER GAVE BLOOM…”) evokes Lisa’s combination of melancholy, intensity, and deep, slightly obscure passions.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They read as introverted: their self‑description is very self‑focused and online/solitary (“Preguiçosa profissional e autista pra kct”), and they seem more comfortable musing on their thoughts than talking about going out or big social events, e.g. asking followers for perceptions of them in a reflective way: “agora eu to curiosa também queria saber. como vocês me descreveriam?”. Their tweets show a strong intuition bias, preferring abstract ideas and symbolism over concrete details, like critiquing narrative theory and essentialism in culture: “a ideia da jornada do herói é tão estúpida… o monomito é só uma forma de justificar a ideia de que 'a cultura é inata'… basicamente, essencialismo the eca” and posting poetic, mythic text: “AT THE BEGINNING, A FLOWER GAVE BLOOM, FILLING THE SPACE WITH STARS…”. They come across as a feeling type: value‑ and ethics‑driven posts like “eu adoro que agora não groomar uma criança de 14 anos é considerado woke” and their emotional openness about feeling unwell (“me sentindo mallll.... não to conseguindo fazer nadaaa minha cabeça dói”) prioritize personal and moral reactions over detached logic. The overall tone is spontaneous, messy, and exploratory rather than structured, which suggests perceiving: they joke about laziness and lack of productivity, calling themselves “Fracassada, Preguiçosa profissional,” and impulsively rant at malware instead of describing a methodical fix: “filho de uma puta sua dll de merda do caralho eu te achei… rodando scan de boot pra acabar com a sua vida”. Combined with their introspective self‑summary (“Sobre mim: nome Amber idade 21…”) and niche interests like Void Stranger and yuricest (“não olha pra mim eu sou estritamente fã de yuricest entre irmãs…”), this all fits best with INFP: an inward‑focused, imaginative, value‑driven, and somewhat chaotic personality.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said there’s nothing morally wrong with cannibalism, but after seeing your half-face and olheira reveal, I think it’d be a crime *not* to devour you with my eyes.
- So you bought new clothes with your internship money and hope they fit… if they don’t, I volunteer as tribute to take you shopping and be your tall 1,78 fashion NPC, stat-boosting your ‘Himejoshi Yandere’ aesthetic.
- You dragged the hero’s journey as essentialist trash, but I think my monomyth is pretty simple: I see the Lotus Jewel, I attain enlightenment, I fall hopelessly for the transfemcel yandere who posted it.
- Void Stranger as your favorite game makes sense—because every time you tweet something unhinged about yuricest, canibalismo or ‘BRANCO’ in the middle of slurs, I feel like I’m solving a beautiful, terrifying puzzle called ‘how do I get this girl to like me.’
- Permanent dark circles, autistic for real, ‘professionally lazy’ and still dropping galaxy-brain takes about grooming and culture? That’s honestly my type: I don’t want a perfect heroine, I want Amber, exactly as she describes herself in that ‘Sobre mim’ tweet.
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Amber, 21. Aspiring storyteller & mech enjoyer. Once bought clothes that didn’t fit but kept them as ‘future DLC’. Void Stranger & purple enthusiast.– @Amberhide__
Your signature cocktail
Void-Stranger Yandere Fizz
The Umeshu brings a deceptively sweet, slightly obsessive cling — a nod to their "Yandere de vdd" energy in the bio and their love for intense, messy feelings like “me sentindo mallll.... não to conseguindo fazer nadaaa minha cabeça dói”. Crème de violette colors the drink purple for their stated favorite color and soft himejoshi vibes in “cor fav roxo ... jogo Void Stranger”, while also matching their slightly ethereal, autistic-neurodivergent self-description. A hit of cold-brew coffee concentrate represents the permanent exhaustion and dark under-eyes from “eu tenho olheira permanente, mesmo dormindo bem”, adding a bitter backbone under the sweetness. Tonic water makes it a fizz — a bit strange, a bit sharp, like their chaotic rants about malware and DLLs in “filho de uma puta sua dll de merda do caralho eu te achei...”. Finally, edible silver glitter floats through the drink like the weird, cosmic narration in “AT THE BEGINNING, A FLOWER GAVE BLOOM, FILLING THE SPACE WITH STARS.”, making it look like a small, unstable galaxy — beautiful, a little cursed, and very, very Amber.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Amber shows a strong analytical and intellectual streak that aligns most with Ravenclaw. She engages in explicit theory/critique, like when she dismantles the monomyth as essentialist in “a ideia da jornada do herói é tão estúpida é só uma caixa que não encaixa com todos os plots. o monomito é só uma forma de justificar a ideia de que 'a cultura é inata' ao invés de ser algo desenvolvido pela sociedade. basicamente, essencialismo the eca”, which shows critical thinking and interest in cultural theory. Her enthusiasm for a niche, complex game like Void Stranger in “jogo Void Stranger” hints at a taste for puzzles and mentally demanding media, another classic Ravenclaw tell. Even her joking about malware and DLLs, e.g. “mal passou 5 minutos e ja apareceu 2 malwares eu acho q o meu pc ta cheio de std” and “sua dll de merda do caralho eu te achei … rodando scan de boot pra acabar com a sua vida”, shows a hands-on, problem-solving mindset rather than simple complaining. While there are flashes of Slytherin-style intensity in her yandere/kink jokes and some Gryffindor-ish blunt moral stances like “eu adoro que agora não groomar uma criança de 14 anos é considerado woke”, the overarching pattern is a cerebral, theory-minded, slightly eccentric personality that fits Ravenclaw best.
Your movie
Your song
bury a friend - Billie Eilish
A fitting song for Amber is bury a friend by Billie Eilish, which mixes creepy, obsessive affection with self-loathing and dark humor. Amber calls herself a “Transfemcel” and “Yandere de vdd” in her bio, and posts things like “não tem nada moralmente errado no ato de canibalismo em si”, which aligns with the song’s unsettling, morbid tone. The track’s themes of exhaustion and mental strain also resonate with tweets such as “me sentindo mallll.... não to conseguindo fazer nadaaa minha cabeça dói”. Her mix of irony and genuine vulnerability in posts like “eu tenho olheira permanente, mesmo dormindo bem” mirrors the song’s balance of detached coolness and real pain. Finally, the obsessive, slightly unhinged energy of a self-described yandere who posts “não olha pra mim eu sou estritamente fã de yuricest entre irmãs, não curto essas coisas de mommy e daddy” fits perfectly with the song’s eerie, possessive vibe.
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