
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
They match Bart Simpson best: chaotic, irreverent, but secretly soft-hearted. Like Bart, they lean into mischief and dark humor, saying things like “gonna blow my brains out with a bazooka” and ranting about platforms or politics, as in “This damn website is pisses me off so much.” Their art and fandom obsessions have a very hyper, troublemaker energy—drawing drunk Lars in a bar and then ruining the sketch by sitting on it, described in “I drew this miserable loser drunk Lars … Now it’s all fucked up cause I put it in my back pocket and sat with my ass on it the whole time.” At the same time, they’re affectionate and loyal to their followers, very Bart-with-a-heart, shown in “To everyone who loves my art I will always love each and every one of you 10 million times more” and “Seeing my art get likes and rts makes me very happy happy.” The mix of rebellious humor, chaotic creativity, and unexpected sweetness lines up with Bart far more than with more earnest or reserved characters like Lisa or Marge.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): they often mention being shy or overwhelmed by social attention, like getting shy when followed by cool artists (“i get shy when cool artists follow me”) and hating Twitter despite using it a lot (“hey guys I'm not dead I just hate Twitter”), suggesting someone who shares online but is easily drained by exposure. Their art and commentary show Intuition (N): they frequently play with concepts and headcanons (e.g., imagining James as a specific type of Brazilian football fan in “Vocês acham que se o James fosse brasileiro...” and turning musicians into anime/gag concepts in “Animetallica. I can draw whatever the hell I want I HAVE FREE WILL!!!!!!!!”), focusing on imaginative interpretations more than plain facts. They are clearly Feeling (F): they talk about loving their followers intensely (“To everyone who loves my art I will always love each and every one of you 10 million times more”), express hurt or self-deprecation (“wtf am i like this i hate myself so fucking much”), and react to political or social topics in an emotionally charged way (“A right wing transphobic pro Israel dude... to me it's pretty funny”). Their lifestyle and tweeting style are strongly Perceiving (P): they stay up drawing until 6 a.m. and then suffer for it (“I stayed up until 6 am drawing this shit”), lose or crumple their sketches (“put it in my back pocket and sat with my ass on it the whole time”), and frequently describe their art process as messy, impulsive, or inconsistent (“brazilian illustrator with an inconsistent artstyle”). Altogether, this points most strongly to INFP: a creative, emotionally intense, self-expressive introvert who lives in their imagination, cares deeply about people and values, and approaches life and art in a spontaneous, somewhat chaotic way.

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Brazilian illustrator | Metal & anime brainrot, Lars sketchbook overachiever | I once ruined a bar doodle by sitting on it, still posted it anyway– @amburrge

Your signature cocktail
The dark spiced rum stands for their heavy metal core and obsession with Metallica, from “Animetallica. I can draw whatever the hell I want I HAVE FREE WILL!!!!!!!! #Metallica #mettwt” to “80s 'Tallica... #metallica #mettwt”. Guava-passionfruit juice brings bright, Brazilian sweetness and chaotic fruity energy, echoing lines like “Happy new year pookies” and their hyper celebrations of followers in “HOLY SHIT 400 FOLLOWERs YOU GUYS ARE SO COOL MY FOLLOWERS ARE SO COOL 🔥🔥🔥🔥”. An espresso shot captures the unhinged late-night grind of “I stayed up until 6 am drawing this shit and now I'm killing myself but does it satiates your needs #mettwt” and their nonstop sketching of Lars in “Hey let's count how many drawings of Lars are in my sketchbook cause I realized I draw him way too much #mettwt”. A dash of bitters represents their sharp, exhausted rants about Twitter and AI, like “This damn website is pisses me off so much. It was already easy for anyone to steal art from any artist to feed AI…” and the meltdown over Brazil/Twitter rules in “That's it, guys, Twitter is going to fall here in Brazil at any moment… goodbye Twitter and fuck you Elon Musk”. Finally, sparkling water and a popping candy rim add an experimental, fizzy chaos that matches their inconsistent, playful artstyle and meme-y humor, from “i can be your angle... 😇 #sptwt” to the embarrassed self-drag in “Ok so this is getting more comments and views than I expected and I'm starting to feel a little embarrassed for drawing and posting this just looking at it makes me flinch 💀”.

Your Hogwarts House
They consistently show strong warmth and loyalty toward their followers and friends, which is very Hufflepuff-coded. For instance, they gush about their audience’s support in posts like “To everyone who loves my art I will always love each and every one of you 10 million times more and no one can prove me wrong okay” and “HOLY SHIT 400 FOLLOWERs YOU GUYS ARE SO COOL MY FOLLOWERS ARE SO COOL 🔥🔥🔥🔥”. They’re also clearly hard‑working and self-deprecating about it, staying up late for art as in “I stayed up until 6 am drawing this shit and now I'm killing myself but does it satiates your needs #mettwt”, and continuing to post even when discouraged, as shown by “Idc I'll keep posting my art fuck it we ballin Last WIP of 2025! #Metallica”. Their friendliness and desire for connection are obvious when they invite interaction—“just a reminder that I have a strawpage now… if...... anyone wants to....... ask me something... send a drawing or something.... maybe..... 👁👁 (please)” and “Hello new people following me!!! How are you guys doing”. While they have flashes of anger and dark humor, their core online persona is supportive, hardworking, and community-oriented, which aligns most closely with Hufflepuff.

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The best-fit song is Master of Puppets because Metallica clearly owns a huge part of their brain and creative life. They constantly draw the band and talk about them, from posts like “James portrait I did almost 3 months ago and never posted. I painted this in such a short time I even surprised myself. #Metallica #mettwt” to “Animetallica. I can draw whatever the hell I want I HAVE FREE WILL!!!!!!!! #Metallica #mettwt”, showing that this music drives their art. The song’s intense, chaotic energy mirrors their self-deprecating, over-the-top humor and late‑night art grind, like “I stayed up until 6 am drawing this shit and now I'm killing myself but does it satiates your needs #mettwt”. Lyrically, the themes of obsession and being controlled by a passion fit how they jokingly let fandom and drawing consume them, as seen when they say “How the hell did my stupid doodle of Kirk and Lars talking about gay hentai and sniffing cocaine get almost 700 likes in 2 days... Maybe I should draw even gayer stuff #mettwt”. Even their playful dramatic flair—“gonna blow my brains out with a bazooka”—matches the song’s theatrical heaviness: loud, emotional, and a little bit unhinged in a fun, metal way.

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