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The user’s obsession with grand conspiratorial schemes and manipulative power mirrors Mr. Burns’s villainous, corporate‑scale machinations, such as his secret experiments and ruthless control of heavy industry. They brag about "I have implanted 10 Manchurian Candidate wives across the Continental United States, that when the right sequence of words is used, they will instantly fall in love with you," echoing Burns’s penchant for covert projects. Their self‑aggrandizing claim "Patriotic Social Democrat. Cigarette lobbyist." and love of cigarettes ("I’ll have a cigarette. And for the lady, just a salad.") align with Burns’s aristocratic smoking habit and patriotic façade. The tweet about Soviet heavy industry ("One interesting thing about the Soviets … heavy industry and military production…") reflects Burns’s own heavy‑industry empire at the nuclear plant. Finally, the user’s delusional sense of superiority ("The most beautiful women … all women love Logan Penn") parallels Burns’s belief that he is above everyone else.

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The user shows strong extraversion by constantly broadcasting personal thoughts and engaging with public figures, e.g., "I did not expect Megyn Kelly to say she was praying to Charlie Kirk, but I am fascinated by the metaphysics involved." Their communication is driven by intuition, frequently jumping between abstract historical references and speculative ideas such as "One interesting thing about the Soviets was their obsession with heavy industry..." and "I've been thinking about CHAZ lately and how lame it was compared to the greats like the Paris Commune." Decision‑making leans toward thinking, with cold, analytical statements like "The ideal Libertarian state is the Favela where everybody uses some form of recreational drug... if you object to this, just remember it's always been awful, so why care?" and a tendency to argue and mock ideas. Finally, their posting style is highly spontaneous and unstructured, reflecting perceiving traits: they jump from "I'll get a computer wife at 100 followers" to "Goodnight" and "My GOAT said what?" without any apparent plan. This combination of Extraverted Intuition, Introverted Thinking, and a flexible, improvisational approach fits the ENTP profile.

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College gamer, political satire writer, ex-pretend infiltrator of the campus socialist club, coffee & cigarette fan. Keeping memes civil.– @AmericanMosley

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The drink blends bourbon, a symbol of American patriotism, with smoky mezcal that echoes the user’s self‑declared role as a "Cigarette lobbyist" ("Twitter is now recommending me underground cigarette brands from Japan 👍"). The bitter Campari represents the user’s cynical, contradictory political musings, like the tweet "I do not believe in man in America is getting more calls from women wanting to see him, meet him, or go out with him. The most beautiful women, the most successful women all women love Logan Penn." A splash of cola adds a sugary, pop‑culture veneer that masks the darker undercurrents, just as the account mixes playful memes with unsettling incel fantasies such as "I actually kidnapped all the women interested in my mutals in an attempt to create an incel supersoldier I could unleash on the world when the time is right." Together the layers create a smoky, bitter, yet oddly sweet cocktail that mirrors the chaotic, contradictory vibe of @AmericanMosley.

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The user consistently shows ambition, cunning, and a desire for control, which align with Slytherin traits. For example, they state, "I actually kidnapped all the women interested in my mutals in an attempt to create an incel supersoldier I could unleash on the world when the time is right." They also brag about having "I have implanted 10 Manchurian Candidate wives across the Continental United States, that when the right sequence of words is used, they will instantly fall in love with you." Their tweet about infiltrating a student group, "Colonel, it's me. Logan. I've infiltrated the student Socialist Action group on campus," demonstrates resourceful scheming. They also outline a self‑serving political vision: "The ideal Libertarian state is the Favela where everybody uses some form of recreational drug, and if you hustle hard enough, you might get to be the slumlord and rent seek of the addicts beneath you." These examples illustrate a pattern of strategic, power‑seeking behavior characteristic of Slytherin.

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The lyrics "I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo, what the hell am I doing here?" mirror Logan's self‑identification as an outsider, as shown in tweets like "It’s been a lot of fun being an incel but you guys can bring out the blonde haired and blue eyed girl that makes me hit my head with a mallet..." and "Usually when I am depressed it's about my own personal life, but lately I feel like I just came in at the end." Their misanthropic view – "The average American is an insane antisocial psychopath because instead of politely asking me to move my cart in the aisle this lady gets up in my face..." – aligns with the song’s sense of alienation. The hopeful line "I think today I will spread love, joy, and hope on the timeline" reflects a conflicted desire for connection that the yearning chorus of "Creep" captures. The dark fantasies expressed in "I actually kidnapped all the women interested in my mutals in an attempt to create an incel supersoldier…" echo the song’s haunting tone, making "Creep" a fitting anthem for Logan.

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