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Lisa Simpson is the most fitting match because she is the series' outspoken progressive and intellectually curious voice, constantly questioning authority and championing social justice. The user’s tweet "I love this “leftist” conclusion that 1. Israel is committing genocide, 2. Jewish religious institutions politically support it…" shows a strong activist stance similar to Lisa’s advocacy for the under‑represented. Their call for a cultural revolution in "After seeing the Diddy documentary, I've been reinforced in my belief that absolutely nothing will get better unless we have a cultural revolution" mirrors Lisa’s desire for systemic change. The cynicism about political spin in "The DC consultants whose whole job it is to come up with random bullshit phrases like “small yard, high fence” or “constructive engagement” probably make so much money" reflects Lisa’s skepticism toward establishment rhetoric. Finally, the global perspective in "Social media devastates Zionist propaganda because it relentlessly globalizes exposure…" and "The Chinese Century continues apace; already, the sons of the West are adopting Chinese living customs" aligns with Lisa’s broad, world‑aware outlook.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user’s high‑volume, outward‑facing posting and frequent direct address to followers (e.g., "Guys it might be happening.") indicate Extraversion. Their focus on abstract political theory, future scenarios, and metaphorical language ("The old world is dying, and the new world struggles to be born.") points to Intuition. The tweets are dominated by logical analysis and critique of ideologies rather than personal sentiment ("I love this 'leftist' conclusion that 1. Israel is committing genocide..." and "I’m only interested in socialism when it’s window dressing for secular, educated urbanites...") showing a Thinking preference. Finally, the eclectic, spontaneous mix of memes, gaming references, and rapid topic shifts ("I might do a four hour video essay on the Marxist interpretation of White Chicks.") reflects a Perceiving, adaptable style. Together these traits align with the ENTP personality type.

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NYC‑based leftist commentator, meme alchemist, NBA & film junkie. Ex‑debater who swaps Marx for memes & Wembanyama edits. 🌍✊🏽– @amiomariam

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After seeing the Diddy documentary, I've been reinforced in my belief that absolutely nothing will get better unless we have a cultural revolution, so the drink’s smoky mezcal represents that fiery push for change. The bright pomegranate juice mirrors the poster’s Palestinian heart and Egyptian blood, echoing "Tiocfaidh ár lá | دمي مصري بس قلبي فلسطيني". A splash of bourbon nods to the American pop‑culture obsessions in tweets about NBA streams and Timothée Chalamet, while ginger’s spice captures the heated rant "SpongeBob is the son of the 21st century". Finally, a dash of aromatic bitters reflects the sarcastic, cynical tone of tweets like "Social media devastates Zionist propaganda because it relentlessly globalizes exposure & hasbara relies on curating a unique message for each audience". This layered, bitter‑sweet concoction is as chaotic and provocative as the account itself.

Your Hogwarts House
The user displays relentless ambition and a desire to shape political narratives, as seen in 'After seeing the Diddy documentary, I've been reinforced in my belief that absolutely nothing will get better unless we have a cultural revolution.' They also claim to move beyond sympathy to action, 'I am past sympathizing with the Cultural Revolution, and am now demanding a new one,' showing a drive for power. Their strategic critique of political operatives, 'The DC consultants whose whole job it is to come up with random bullshit phrases like 'small yard, high fence' or 'constructive engagement' probably make so much money,' reflects cunning and resourcefulness. Further, they call for disciplined party growth, 'DSA should adopt more demcent as it accrues power… maintain ideological focus & party unity against opportunism and sheepdoggery,' emphasizing ambition and control. Overall, these traits align most closely with Slytherin.

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The user’s tweets repeatedly invoke revolutionary language, from calling for a new cultural revolution to lamenting that "the old world is dying, and the new world struggles to be born." They explicitly identify with socialism, saying "I’m only interested in socialism when it’s window dressing for secular, educated urbanites to abuse and condescend to backwards, religious rural peasants" and praising Marxist‑Leninist ideas such as "Stalinism, Dengism, Xi Jinping Thought." Their anti‑imperialist and anti‑Zionist stance is clear in posts like "Social media devastates Zionist propaganda" and the condemnation of Israel as "genocide." These themes match the core message of "The Internationale," the historic anthem of the global working‑class movement that calls workers to unite and overthrow oppression. Thus, the classic revolutionary song best captures the user’s political fervor, conspiratorial tone, and constant call for a new world order.

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