amiR_InJaSt
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: His dark and absurd humor, like 'زندگی خیلی کوتاهه یه لطفی به خودت و بقیه بکن، کوتاهترش کن,' keeps his followers entertained.
- Self-Aware: Hashim openly admits his flaws, such as ADHD, in 'میخواستم توییترم رو دی اکتیو کنم الان اومدم دیدم عه یادم رفته=)) کیرم تو ADHD.'
- Expressive: His tweets are raw and unfiltered, like 'همه قرصامو رو میز کنار تختم میریزم تا فراموش نکنم که روانی ام,' showing emotional depth.
- Observant: He critiques societal behaviors cleverly, as in 'داداش تو از پس هزینهی یک کافه نمیتونی بر بیای، چطور میخوای از پس هزینه های یک رابطه بر بیای؟.'
- Creative: Naming a year 'the year of uninterrupted sex' in 'امسال رو سال سکس بیوقفه نامگذاری میکنم' showcases his unique creativity.
Weaknesses:
- Pessimistic: His existential tweets, like 'زندگی یک رشته از لحظات بینهایت پوچ و ناچیز هست,' reflect a tendency toward negativity.
- Impulsive: Frequent declarations to leave Twitter, like 'نه توییتر جدی کیریه, I'm outta this shit,' show impulsive decision-making.
- Overcritical: His sharp critiques, like 'آدمایی که تو واتساپ استوری میزارن زوال عقل دارن,' can come off as overly harsh.
- Self-Deprecating: Tweets like 'من تا همین ۴,۵ سال پیشم واقعاً آدم کسشری بودم' show a tendency to be overly hard on himself.
- Cynical: His tweet 'زندگی خیلی کوتاهه یه لطفی به خودت و بقیه بکن، کوتاهترش کن' reflects a cynical worldview.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Hashim’s rebellious and sarcastic personality mirrors Bart Simpson’s antics. His tweet 'کیرم تو تهران و ترافیکش, راه برو دیگه خارکسدهی کسدست' echoes Bart’s irreverent humor. His impulsivity, like threatening to leave Twitter and reinstalling it, matches Bart’s unpredictable nature. Both have a knack for pushing boundaries while remaining endearing.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
Hashim’s introspective and analytical nature aligns with INTP traits. His existential musings, like 'زندگی یک رشته از لحظات بینهایت پوچ و ناچیز هست,' showcase deep thinking and a search for meaning. His sarcastic humor, as in 'داداش تو از پس هزینهی یک کافه نمیتونی بر بیای,' reflects his logical and critical approach to societal norms. His impulsivity, seen in 'نه توییتر جدی کیریه, I'm outta this shit,' aligns with the INTP’s tendency to act on whims.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a black hole? Because every time I see you, I feel like I'm losing my breath.
- Do you have ADHD too, or is it just me who can’t focus when you’re around?
- Are you existential dread? Because you make my heart race and my mind spin.
- If life is meaningless, then let’s at least make this moment with you meaningful.
- Are you a traffic jam? Because you’ve stopped me in my tracks and I can’t move on.
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Your new Twitter bio
Existential humorist | Sarcasm, snacks, and social critique | Navigating life with ADHD and dark jokes | Mental health advocate | Meow-tivational speaker– @amiR_InJaSt
Your signature cocktail
Dark Void Martini
The 'Dark Void Martini' captures Hashim’s existential and sarcastic essence. The activated charcoal symbolizes his dark humor, as seen in 'زندگی خیلی کوتاهه یه لطفی به خودت و بقیه بکن، کوتاهترش کن.' Blackberry liqueur adds a bittersweet touch, reflecting his introspective side. Lime juice brings a sharp, sarcastic edge, much like his critiques of societal norms. It’s a drink as complex and layered as his tweets.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Hashim’s sharp wit, ambition, and tendency toward dark humor align with Slytherin traits. His sarcastic critiques, like 'داداش تو از پس هزینهی یک کافه نمیتونی بر بیای,' show his cunning and resourcefulness. His existential musings, like 'زندگی خیلی کوتاهه یه لطفی به خودت و بقیه بکن، کوتاهترش کن,' reflect a complex, introspective personality. While he has a soft side, his darker, sarcastic edge makes him a perfect fit for Slytherin.
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Your song
Creep - Radiohead
Hashim’s introspective and self-deprecating tweets, like 'من تا همین ۴,۵ سال پیشم واقعاً آدم کسشری بودم,' align with the themes of 'Creep.' His existential musings, such as 'Lately, my sadness happens from nothing,' resonate with the song’s melancholic tone. The raw honesty in his tweets mirrors the vulnerability of the lyrics.
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