AMonophthalmos
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Historically Knowledgeable: His deep dives into figures like Heinrich VI and Spengler show a vast understanding of and passion for history.
- Philosophical Thinker: Quoting Mishima and Hobbes, and reflecting on societal recalibration, reveals his intellectual depth.
- Dark Humorist: Tweets like 'Home Alone is a great movie about two Ellis Islanders unsuccessfully trying to kill a WASP' highlight his sardonic wit.
- Aesthetic Appreciator: His focus on framing art and valuing physical books shows his love for tangible beauty.
- Introspective: His melancholic musings, such as 'Nothing happened, nothing took place,' reveal his reflective nature.
Weaknesses:
- Cynicism: His tweet 'Nothing ever happens' reflects a pessimistic outlook that might alienate others.
- Elitism: Comments like 'The core of Western philosophy consists of Greeks, Romans, Germans, the French and the rest' suggest a hierarchical worldview.
- Overly Critical: Critiques like 'Boomers lived through this and decided that making it look more like Lagos would be an improvement' show his tendency to harshly judge.
- Detached: His philosophical musings and focus on past eras might make him seem disconnected from present realities.
- Moral Hesitation: His regret over not mercy-killing the woodpecker shows difficulty in making tough moral decisions.
Your Simpsons character
Mr. Burns
Monophthalmos shares Mr. Burns’ nostalgic longing for the past and a certain elitist perspective. His critique of modernity, such as 'Boomers lived through this and decided that making it look more like Lagos would be an improvement,' echoes Mr. Burns’ disdain for change. Both have a dark sense of humor and a fondness for historical grandeur.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
Monophthalmos fits the INTP personality type: introverted, intuitive, thinking, and perceiving. His introspection in 'Nothing happened, nothing took place' reflects an inward focus. His love for philosophy and history, as seen in 'Leviathan by Thomas Hobbes,' demonstrates intuitive and analytical thinking. His detached critiques, like 'Boomers lived through this and decided that making it look more like Lagos would be an improvement,' show a logical, objective approach. His open-ended musings align with the perceiving trait.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a historical artifact? Because I’d frame you and admire you forever.
- You must be from the Pergamon altar because you’ve got me worshipping your beauty.
- Are you Plato’s Politeia? Because you’ve got me questioning everything I thought I knew about love.
- Do you believe in aesthetics? Because you’re the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen.
- Are you a woodpecker? Because you’ve just broken through my defenses.
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Historian of the obscure | Philosopher of 'Nothing Happens' | Aestheticist framing the past | Woodpecker sympathizer | 'Sic transit gloria mundi' but with a sardonic twist.– @AMonophthalmos
Your signature cocktail
The Philosopher’s Elixir
This cocktail reflects Monophthalmos’ intellectual and darkly humorous personality. Absinthe symbolizes his philosophical musings, while blackberry liqueur adds a rich, melancholic flavor reminiscent of his introspective tweets. Angostura bitters represent his sardonic critiques, and soda water provides a refreshing contrast. The lemon peel garnish adds a touch of aesthetic elegance, much like his appreciation for framed art and history.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Monophthalmos fits Ravenclaw due to his intellectual curiosity and focus on history and philosophy. His tweet 'Reading Plato’s Politeia to prepare for Costin book' shows his love for learning. His aesthetic appreciation, like framing art, aligns with Ravenclaw's creative streak. His introspection, as seen in 'Nothing happened, nothing took place,' reflects the house's contemplative nature. His critical and analytical mindset suits this house perfectly.
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The Times They Are A-Changin' - Bob Dylan
This song’s melancholic reflection on societal shifts fits Monophthalmos’ worldview. His tweet 'Ideally, Europe and America would enter some kind of Edo Period' reflects a longing for stability amidst change. Dylan’s lyrics about the inevitability of transformation align with his historical musings and critiques of modernity.
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