Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: His self-deprecating jokes like 'eu to quase beijando ela so q de repente eu acordo no manicômio onde estou a mais de 15 anos' show an ability to poke fun at himself.
- Creative storyteller: Tweets like 'vc esta prestes a ter um encontro cmg mas mal sabe q ira ficar me ouvindo falar por 4h seguidas sobre como um vampiro loiro gay do seculo 19 se tornou o motivo de um padre homossexual restar o universo em 2011' display a wild imagination.
- Passionate interests: References to movies, music, and games like 'Interstellar on Letterboxd' reveal dedicated interests he's passionate about.
- Dark humor: Morbid jokes such as 'deus me leva enquanto eu estiver dormindo' exemplify his proclivity for dark, gallows humor.
- Emotional transparency: Openly expressing sadness and longing through tweets like 'desisto de tentar me apaixonar.... simplesmente nao existe mulher pra mim em sp' shows emotional vulnerability.
Weaknesses:
- Immaturity: Crass, juvenile comments like 'tentando chega em casa antes daquela receitinha de ameixa q elimina 20k de bosta fazer efeito e acabar morrendo meus órgãos na rua de tanta bosta q vai sair' reveal an immature side.
- Self-deprecation: Constant put-downs of himself, such as 'nao sinto mais a falta dela, so sinto falta do dinheiro q gastei', indicate overly harsh self-criticism.
- Tactlessness: Potentially hurtful tweets like 'odeio pessoas positivas pq vc nao eh miserável igual a gente' display a lack of social tact.
- Morbidity: Frequent references to death, mental illness, and suffering like 'mulheres de cabelo curto com mechas verdes serao o motivo da minha morte' show an excessive preoccupation with dark themes.
- Desperation: Painfully yearning tweets such as 'ela eh tao bonita q eu quero me matar' indicate a sense of romantic desperation.
Your Simpsons character
Comic Book Guy
Felipe's persona resonates strongly with Comic Book Guy, the jaded, sarcastic comic book enthusiast known for his arrogance and social ineptitude. Like CBG, Felipe expresses disdain for the mainstream, seen in tweets mocking 'pessoas positivas' and those who don't share his cynical outlook. His twisted, biting wit shines through in morbid jokes akin to CBG's put-downs - 'eu fui o primeiro homem a implorar pra ela voltar'. Both also exhibit a nerdy passion for niche interests like movies and games, which Felipe references frequently. Moreover, a social awkwardness emerges in Felipe's desperate romantic pleas ('quero te fazer 4 perguntas 1 vc pensa em mim') much like CBG's hopeless attempts to find a girlfriend. While exaggerated for comedic effect, the two share a fundamental caustic, isolated, yet earnest persona.
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Some pickup lines for you
- 'Oi meu partido alto, o que uma criatura linda como você está fazendo aqui nas profundezas do meu TL?' (A nod to his goofy self-deprecation: 'eu to quase beijando ela so q de repente eu acordo no manicômio onde estou a mais de 15 anos')
- 'Você me lembra do filme Interstellar - transcendente, deslumbrante e irresistível.' (Playing off his movie reference: 'so eu q acho a trilha sonora de Interestelar uma das coisas ja feitas?')
- 'Ei ciborgue, bota uns cabos soltos aí que eu instalo minha RAM na sua entrada USB.' (Embracing his quirky horndog persona: 'ela eh perfeita pena q 1 hora com ela eh 350 reais')
- 'Nossa, se olhar fixo nos seus olhos eu fico Persona non grata pra qualquer outra garota.' (Referencing his anime/gaming interests)
- 'Será que esbarramos um no outro numa vida passada? Porque tenho uma sensação de déjà vu com essa sua cara de bebâdêpósito.' (Leaning into his crude humor: 'tentando chega em casa antes daquela receitinha de ameixa q elimina 20k de bosta fazer efeito')
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Existential philosopher on the modern human condition | Word artist exploring life's profundities | Keeper of dark humors & eccentric thoughts | Waxing poetic on love, loss & the void within– @amontoadodenada
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Slytherin
While Felipe exhibits some Gryffindor boldness through his brash jokes and unfiltered self-expression ('quero deixa bem claro q vc tem um muito bonito'), his dominant traits align more with the Slytherin house. A sense of self-preservation and amorality shines through in cynical perspectives like 'dinheiro nao compra felicidade..... eh a frase mais idiota de todos os tempos'. His embrace of the darker side of life, seen in tweets such as 'vontade de restaurar a uniao soviética', evokes Slytherin's reputation. Additionally, Felipe demonstrates ambition and cunning in pursuit of romance - 'oie eu to livre hoje hoje eh sexta e eu to livre' - embodying Slytherin qualities. Overall, his combination of darkness, amorality, self-interest, and sly determination make him a prime candidate for the snake pit.
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I Don't Love You Anymore - Tyler, The Creator
The raw, brutally honest lyrics and production on this song perfectly capture @amontoadodenada's unfiltered, self-deprecated and jaded view towards relationships, as seen in tweets like 'nao sinto mais a falta dela, so sinto falta do dinheiro q gastei' and 'sexo casual deveria ser crime em todo o mundo'. Tyler's frank depictions of heartbreak, disillusionment and resentment seem to align with @amontoadodenada's cynical yet darkly comedic perspective.
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