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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Culturally literate: Shows deep engagement with film, TV, music, and fandoms, e.g. detailed comments on Fallout, Magnolia, Mission Impossible, and Letterboxd/Serializd use like “I like movies”.
- Self‑aware: Openly acknowledges their own tendencies and flaws, e.g. “I say this as one myself but a lot of fujos do in fact have rocks for brains” and joking about their ratings “Complex” on Letterboxd.
- Boundary‑setting: Actively curates their online space and detaches from people/media that annoy them, e.g. “broke mutuals with someone on serializd for starting slop rivalry #CuratingMySpace #ILoveBeingAHater”.
- Critical thinker: Questions popular discourse and pathologizing trends, e.g. “The incessant need people have to pathologize every single thing is why we have people unironically saying things like ‘everyone is a little bit autistic’”.
- Darkly humorous: Uses sharp, morbid humor to express feelings and interests, such as “when I kill myself please let me be reincarnated as a cinephile living in new york city” and the #UnethicalPervert tag.
Weaknesses:
- Harshly judgmental: Frequently dismisses others’ tastes and communities with sweeping put‑downs, e.g. “people who get nostalgia baited by harry potter and people who get nostalgia baited by stranger things are two sides of the same insufferable coin”.
- Provocative tone: Leans into inflammatory wording that can escalate conflict, e.g. “please just put a bullet in the back of my skull and blow my shit smoov off” and calling others “insufferable” or “rocks for brains.”
- Online cynicism: Expresses strong contempt for platforms and users, e.g. “it really isn’t hard to feel smart while using this app when you open it to see a bunch of bullshit everyday”, which may reinforce negativity.
- Self‑destructive humor: Jokes frequently about self‑harm or extreme outcomes, e.g. “when I kill myself please let me be reincarnated as a cinephile living in new york city”, which can normalize unhealthy coping.
- Elitist streak: Frames taste as a status divider and mocks mainstream enjoyment, e.g. “Your current favorite shows are stranger things and heated rivalry…? Wow…” and disdainful comments about nostalgia fans.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They read a lot, overthink media, and are openly self-analytical and political, which fits Lisa more than the other family members. Their cinephile/critic brain is very Lisa-coded, from making ranked lists and obsessing over niche films like Magnolia and Mission: Impossible marathons to posts like “I respect people who don’t rate movies on letterboxd but unfortunately that will never be me because I have a compulsive need (and a Complex of sorts) when it comes to giving almost everything I watch a rating”. They’re prickly but principled, using sharp language while still caring about concepts like pathologization and mental health nuance, as in “The incessant need people have to pathologize every single thing is why we have people unironically saying things like ‘everyone is a little bit autistic’. No, actually.”. Lisa’s mix of moral seriousness and disdain for the herd shows up in their media/nostalgia takes, like “people who get nostalgia baited by harry potter and people who get nostalgia baited by stranger things are two sides of the same insufferable coin”. At the same time, they’re very online, queer, and self-deprecatingly dramatic—e.g., “when I kill myself please let me be reincarnated as a cinephile living in new york city”—which tracks with an older, more terminally-online Lisa who leans into both her intellect and her angst.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
They read as more Introverted than extroverted: most posts center on solitary media consumption and online discourse rather than in-person socializing, e.g. watching films and shows alone or with one person and joking about apps being unusable, and they even describe envying NYC cinephiles from a distance in “No one is more of a gluttonous snob than a cinephile who lives in NYC. [saying this through thinly veiled envy]”. Their interests and language are strongly Intuitive (N): they gravitate toward media analysis, discourse, and abstractions about culture and pathology such as “The incessant need people have to pathologize every single thing is why we have people unironically saying things like ‘everyone is a little bit autistic’.” and joking meta-commentary like “Getting upset when your ship is described as ‘siblings’… well those can both be true at once actually!”. Their tone is characteristically Thinking (T): they prioritize critique and conceptual clarity over harmony—see the blunt dismissal in “as soon as you use ‘degenerate’ to describe something you’re ‘critiquing’ I immediately don’t care what you have to say” and analytical stances like “Pro self diagnosis in the traditional sense of you seek out multiple credible sources… not the modernized version… taking an IDRlabs quiz and reading a tiktok comment section.”. They seem more Perceiving (P) than judging: they revel in open-ended discourse, slop rivalry, and constantly sampling media rather than emphasizing structure, as seen in “serializd is so ass but I can’t stop using it because… I love my username” and self-aware chaos like “I say this as one myself but a lot of fujos do in fact have rocks for brains and it’s okay to acknowledge that”. Putting this together—introverted media nerd, abstraction-heavy takes, critical and analytical tone, and flexible, discursive lifestyle—INTP fits better than the more structured, goal-driven NTJ or more harmony-focused NF types.
Some pickup lines for you
- You rating almost everything on Letterboxd and Serializd gave you a ‘complex of sorts’… if I made your mecore 5x5, would I get a solid 4.5 and a long, overthought review or do I have to earn my full 5 stars?
- You said getting upset when a ship is called ‘siblings’ just adds fuel to the fire, so as a fellow unethical pervert, I volunteer to be your next morally dubious OTP—no canon, only vibes.
- You’re out here missing Criterion sales, hunting down Pillion links before they vanish, and chasing early Bone Temple screenings—if you put half that dedication into hunting me down, we’d already be in the #BoneZone.
- You said you’re not the new age pervert, you’re old-school and unethical—luckily I’m a traditionalist too: dinner, a 3‑hour movie to ‘forget everything else’, and then we pathologize nothing except how hard we’re into each other.
- You complain about NYC cinephiles with ‘thinly veiled envy’ and wish to be reincarnated as one; you don’t need reincarnation, you just need someone to hold your hand through a 3‑hour screening and let you rant about nostalgia bait on the walk home—applications open?
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Film goblin with a Letterboxd complex. Once missed a 50% Criterion sale and never recovered. Talking movies, Fallout, and unethical perversion, politely.– @amostholyman
Your signature cocktail
The Unethical Pervert Negroni
The mezcal base is smoky and intense, matching their cinephile envy and slightly feral vibe: “when I kill myself please let me be reincarnated as a cinephile living in new york city” and “No one is more of a gluttonous snob than a cinephile who lives in NYC. [saying this through thinly veiled envy]”. Campari brings bitterness, fitting their gleeful hater streak and disdain for nostalgia bait: “people who get nostalgia baited by harry potter and people who get nostalgia baited by stranger things are two sides of the same insufferable coin”. Sweet vermouth softens the edges, nodding to the fact that under all the snark there’s affection and sincerity, like “It’s finally midnight for me so Happy New Year everyone. Love & Peace ❤️”. A barspoon of espresso echoes their obsessive, high-energy media consumption and self-aware compulsion: “I have a compulsive need (and a Complex of sorts) when it comes to giving almost everything I watch a rating”. The grapefruit peel and Luxardo cherry garnish add bright drama and decadent sweetness, capturing their proudly chaotic ID of “Unfortunately I’m not the new age version of being a pervert, I’m old school and traditional. My heart isn’t pure and full of love. #UnethicalPervert” and their shameless online thirst like “@oscarisaac I’m soooooooooooo drunk”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
This user is intensely analytical and defines themself through media, criticism, and introspection more than through overt ambition or feel‑good community vibes. They talk about compulsively rating and cataloging films on multiple apps, saying they have “a compulsive need (and a Complex of sorts)” to rate everything on Letterboxd in “I respect people who don’t rate movies on letterboxd but unfortunately that will never be me because I have a compulsive need (and a Complex of sorts) when it comes to giving almost everything I watch a rating”, and they enjoy constructing lists like their "mecore" film list in “Ok finally did this. 9 movies with at least one character/aspect I relate heavily to.”. They show a love of theory and critical thinking about discourse itself, critiquing how people misuse concepts and pathologize everything in “The incessant need people have to pathologize every single thing is why we have people unironically saying things like 'everyone is a little bit autistic'. No, actually. That’s not true and you know it.” and drawing a distinction between real research and shallow quizzes in “Pro self diagnosis in the traditional sense of you seek out multiple credible sources and put hours into researching a disorder not the modernized version of it that is taking an IDRlabs quiz and reading a tiktok comment section.”. Their media taste is wide, cinephile‑ish, and intellectually engaged, from watching three‑hour films for therapeutic immersion in “Sometimes all you need is to watch a 3 hour movie and forget everything else for those 3 hours. it’s quite therapeutic” to revisiting Magnolia and theorizing Oscar chances in “(re)watching Magnolia” and “OKAY SO Here’s how Tom Cruise in Magnolia (1999) can still win an Oscar for playing Frank T.J. Mackey”. Even their snark is cerebral and pattern‑seeking, as they analyze fandom behavior and online rhetoric in tweets like “Coming to realize because of certain discourse lately that a lot of people on here do not actually know what a pervert is and think it’s just being horny in a quirky way” and “as soon as you use 'degenerate' to describe something you’re 'critiquing' I immediately don’t care what you have to say”. Taken together, their compulsive categorizing, love of film discourse, and meta‑commentary about language and fandom all align more with Ravenclaw’s wit, critical curiosity, and desire to understand systems than with the defining traits of the other houses.
Your movie
Your song
Enjoy the Silence - Depeche Mode
A well‑suited song is “Enjoy the Silence” by Depeche Mode. They explicitly highlight watching Depeche Mode: M and react with “SOOO GOOD”, signaling a genuine affection for the band and its aesthetic. The song’s blend of melancholy, irony, and romanticized alienation mirrors their tone: self‑aware, jaded, but still emotionally intense, as seen in lines like “Unfortunately I’m not the new age version of being a pervert, I’m old school and traditional. My heart isn’t pure and full of love.” The theme of craving connection while distrusting discourse fits their disdain for online drama and pathologizing, e.g. “The incessant need people have to pathologize every single thing…” and “it really isn’t hard to feel smart while using this app when you open it to see a bunch of bullshit everyday”. Visually and emotionally, Depeche Mode’s moody, cinematic vibe also matches their cinephile identity and fixation on intense, often dark media, from Fallout to “bone temple” hype and Lars von Trier mentions.
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