Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self‑irony: Jokes about own flaws, like admitting embarrassing moments and adding a random pro‑capitalism line in “ja derrubei meu fone no vaso sanitário ja me caguei na escola o sistema capitalista é o melhor sistema já criado para a nossa sociedade”.
- Emotional openness: Talks candidly about loneliness and hard times with humor in “eu e meu amigo imaginario que inventei para abafar minha solidão durante um tempo e me acompanhou em meus piores momentos de vida”.
- Social awareness: Warns others about dangerous phrases used by criminal factions in “'se entra aqui na base voce vai sair perneta' é um código utilizado por facções que torturam mulheres… por favor sempre que verem uma frase assim denunciem”.
- Playful humor: Uses absurd situations and bodily humor like “vou cagar querem algo” and exaggerated laughter “KKKKKK…” to entertain followers.
- Loyal friend: Shows affection and memory for others, like congratulating someone who soft‑blocked them but is now dating in “teve um mano que me deu sb… entao parabens ai pelo namoro”.
Weaknesses:
- Aggressive language: Frequently uses insults and harsh swearing such as “porra de bolha seu filho da puta” and “filhos da put”.
- Shock humor: Uses extreme jokes, including “podiam colocar pena de morte seria doido” and “eu vou me matar agora”, which can be harmful or triggering.
- Crude sexuality: Makes very explicit sexual jokes like “alguma sapeca pra comer macarronada comigo 👅👅 #PINTOAWARDS…”, which can come off as disrespectful.
- Self‑deprecation: Talks about lack of charisma and joking about being the problem, as in “a verdade é que eu so me garanto em quote pois nao tenho carisma” and “o problema sou eu”.
- Impulsiveness: Tweets about jumping into conflicts and ‘interfering’ without much filter, like “ai fodase vou me intrometer nao sou covarde mrm” and rapid‑fire reactions in quoted tweets.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most closely resembles Bart Simpson: chaotic, irreverent, and constantly chasing a laugh while masking some deeper feelings. Their humor is crude and impulsive, like Bart’s prankster energy, seen in tweets such as “vou cagar querem algo” and “alguma sapeca pra comer macarronada comigo 👅👅 #PINTOAWARDS #PINTOSAWARDS #PINTOAWARD #XOTAAWARDS #XOTASAWARDS #XOTAWARDS”. They also revel in mocking others and internet drama, echoing Bart’s love of stirring trouble, as in “jovens aprendam: qualquer coisa que fizerem nao vai adiantar, por isso vocês DEVEM discutir com o professor de física de vocês no meio da aula gravar e postar aqui” and “porra de bolha seu filho da puta”. At the same time, there’s self-deprecating vulnerability underneath the jokes—like “a verdade é que eu so me garanto em quote pois nao tenho carisma 🤦🤦” and “eu e meu amigo imaginario que inventei para abafar minha solidão durante um tempo e me acompanhou em meus piores momentos de vida”—which fits Bart’s occasional moments of surprising emotional depth. Their mix of adolescent chaos, meme culture, and masked sensitivity aligns much more with Bart than with more earnest characters like Lisa or responsible ones like Marge.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
They lean Extraverted: they constantly engage others, seek interaction, and enjoy public banter and attention, e.g. jokingly inviting people out in “oi voce quer sair comigo” or openly clowning on online ‘bolhas’ in “sinceramente junta essa bolha ai e bota na linha do trem e ficarei assim”. Their humor and commentary are idea-focused and associative rather than detail-focused, suggesting Intuition; they riff on concepts like online discourse and culture, as in “jovens aprendam: qualquer coisa que fizerem nao vai adiantar, por isso vocês DEVEM discutir com o professor de física de vocês no meio da aula gravar e postar aqui”, which is more about social dynamics than concrete how‑tos. They clearly favor Thinking over Feeling: they’re blunt, irreverent, and often critical, making fun of others’ takes in tweets like “porra de bolha seu filho da puta” and “voce deveria ter vergonha”, prioritizing wit over tact. Their lifestyle and posting style are chaotic, impulsive, and unstructured, pointing to Perceiving: they joke about random bodily mishaps and last‑minute student life in “ja derrubei meu fone no vaso sanitário ja me caguei na escola o sistema capitalista é o melhor sistema já criado para a nossa sociedade” and casually decide to ‘get involved’ with drama in “ai fodase vou me intrometer nao sou covarde mrm” rather than showing any careful planning. Overall, the mix of high social engagement, idea‑driven jokes, argumentative tone, and spontaneous, unserious life approach fits ENTP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you only really ‘get by’ in quotes, but honestly, if you used that Mano Brown argument of authority on me I’d just agree to date you on principle.
- You discovered Weezer properly and felt complete; I feel like I just discovered you on the timeline and suddenly ‘My Name Is Jonas’ turned into ‘My Name Is Jealous Of Everyone Who Met You Earlier’.
- If your imaginary friend te acompanhou nos piores momentos, imagina eu, de carne, osso e macarronada sem gosto de merda, segurando tua mão na estrada da ‘batalha dimensional’.
- You got an 8 in your essay using Mano Brown, survived dropping your earphones in the toilet AND shitting yourself at school, but still think you don’t have charisma—statistically speaking, the only thing failing here is my self-control around you.
- You’re there asking ‘quem tá amassando um macarrão agora?’ and chamando sapeca pra comer macarronada; I don’t know about the #PINTOAWARDS, but I’d happily give you the prize for ‘Best Reason To Ruin My Diet’ and show up with parmesan and a crush.
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16, quotes over charisma, once dropped my earphone in a toilet and still think capitalism is the best system. Music, memes & mild chaos.– @amoxicilinas
Your signature cocktail
Macarrão Mental Fizz
This drink starts with cachaça infused with coffee for chaotic, overcaffeinated Brazilian shitposting energy, the same vibe as asking “vou cagar querem algo” and casually oversharing like “ja derrubei meu fone no vaso sanitário ja me caguei na escola o sistema capitalista é o melhor sistema já criado para a nossa sociedade”. Sour cherry liqueur brings a mix of sweetness and angst, echoing the melodramatic capslock of “𝓂𝒶𝓁𝒹𝒾𝓉𝑜 𝒾𝓃𝒻𝑒𝓇𝓃𝑜” and the playful despair of “eu vou me matar agora” (said with meme energy, not sincerity). Lime juice keeps it sharp and quick-witted, like roasting rappers in “ai o rapper de youtube faz um de seus únicos álbuns escutaveis mas decide apagar pq tem musica triste” and clowning on beats in “pior que essa porra desse beat e foda … mas a porra do shittrapper teve que estraga lo”. Tonic water makes it fizzy and a bit bitter, mirroring their cynical-but-playful life advice in “jovens aprendam: qualquer coisa que fizerem nao vai adiantar…” and the resigned humor of “a verdade é que eu so me garanto em quote pois nao tenho carisma 🤦🤦”. Finally, a dash of smoked salt adds that weird, savory twist you don’t expect but end up loving, just like turning macarronada into flirting content in “alguma sapeca pra comer macarronada comigo 👅👅 #PINTOAWARDS…” and the tragic culinary arc of “porra meu macarrao vai ficar com gosto de bosta pq escovei o dente sem querer”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This account shows a very Gryffindor blend of impulsiveness, confrontation, and a taste for chaotic bravery. They openly say things like “ai fodase vou me intrometer nao sou covarde mrm” which is a textbook Gryffindor move: jumping into conflict specifically because they don’t want to be a coward. There’s a reckless edge in posts such as “podiam colocar pena de morte seria doido” and the darkly humorous “eu vou me matar agora” that fits the house’s tendency toward dramatics and intensity rather than cautious self-preservation. They’re also quick to mock or call out others, as in “jovens aprendam: qualquer coisa que fizerem nao vai adiantar, por isso vocês DEVEM discutir com o professor de física de vocês no meio da aula gravar e postar aqui” and “voce deveria ter vergonha”, showing a confrontational moral streak and a love of stirring things up. Underneath the chaos there’s loyalty and emotional openness, like when they talk about their imaginary friend in “eu e meu amigo imaginario que inventei para abafar minha solidão durante um tempo e me acompanhou em meus piores momentos de vida”, but the dominant traits are boldness, meddling, and a willingness to charge into situations head‑first, which align most strongly with Gryffindor.
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Your song
My Name Is Jonas - Weezer
The best-fitting song for them is “My Name Is Jonas” by Weezer, both because they name-drop it and because its vibe mirrors their mix of irony, melancholy, and chaotic humor. They explicitly say they first heard it young and that discovering the full album made them feel complete: “ouvi my name is jonas aos 10 anos de idade ano passado descobri esse album e me sinto completo”. The song’s theme of frustration and confusion about life fits with their dark, absurdist comments like “eu vou me matar agora” and self-deprecating lines such as “a verdade é que eu so me garanto em quote pois nao tenho carisma 🤦🤦”. At the same time, the energetic, slightly goofy tone of My Name Is Jonas matches their chaotic everyday tweets, from “vou cagar querem algo” to hyping up games and memes like “ESSE JOGO CADA CENTAVO HUMILDE VAI VALER DINHEIRO DO MEU”. Overall, it captures their blend of nostalgia, angst, and loud, joking personality better than a purely sad or purely silly song would.
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