Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-reflective: Frequently analyzes own behavior and patterns, like noticing tweet habits in “Haha my tweets are basically ‘I wish, I will, I’” and questioning exaggeration in “Maybe at times I do exaggerate”.
- Emotionally-expressive: Openly shares both joy and distress, from happiness in “Hahaha I look good!! Hahahhahaha ٩(^ᗜ^ )و ´” to despair in “Will never be able to leave this hell”.
- Hardworking: Shows dedication to practice and self-improvement, such as “I feel so proud, I practiced 3 hours today. Even more than yesterday” and wanting to make their father proud in “I will make my father proud ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ”.
- Affectionate: Expresses warmth and attachment toward others and objects, like “What would I do without my oomfs? (っ‘ωc)” and affection for Hachiware merch in “I love you Hachiware, did you know?”.
- Imaginative: Uses vivid imagery and creative thoughts, such as the dream of being thin at the beach in “I had a beautiful dream where I was thin and at the beach…” and poetic reflection in “When you feel happy, don’t you feel drunk with your own emotions?”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-hatred: Speaks very harshly toward self, like “Ugly in everything, specially your heart”, “No matter how many layers you will always be ugly”, and “I am a little disgusting am I not?”.
- Disordered-eating: Tracks and restricts food in harmful ways, with OMAD and extreme calorie counts in “Omad 450cal + yakult light 30cal”, fasting as punishment in “I will fast for 2 days for doing such nonsense”, and “edtwt diary” in bio.
- Physical-neglect: Ignores basic health needs, like bedrotting and hygiene issues in “Bedrotting all day, not bathing, not drinking water” and welcoming dizziness to make fasting easier in “Being dizzy like this, all day, it feels nice.. I can fast easily”.
- Hopelessness: Expresses feeling trapped and unable to improve, as in “Will never be able to leave this hell”, “I don’t want to be like this anymore I swear”, and “I feel so empty… I don’t wish to be a waste anymore”.
- Social-insecurity: Worries about others’ perceptions and isolation, like “Where is everyone.. am I shadowbanned in both accounts?”, feeling friendless in “no wonder I have no friends irl”, and anxiety about birthday invitations in “This birthday I want to think on myself”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The user most closely matches Lisa Simpson, who is intelligent, introspective, and often struggles with anxiety, perfectionism, and feeling misunderstood. Like Lisa, this user is highly self-reflective and hard on themself, as seen in posts like “Battling yourself everyday is so tiring. I wish I could be a good person naturally” and “I feel so empty. I know I should study, should work. Yet I stay at home rotting in bed all day. I don’t wish to be a waste anymore.”. Their academic worries and fear of failure echo Lisa’s school-related stress, such as “I’m scared, I don’t think I am read to return to college. I am afraid of failing everything again”. The user also shows moments of principled emotion and strong opinions about others’ behavior, similar to Lisa’s moral intensity, in tweets like “Those people must’ve dreamed of something horrible, and acted on these impulses. How can anyone be so horrible” and “I hate nonchalant people just speak your heart out!! It’s very much attractive like this”. At the same time, they find deep joy in art and practice (“I feel so proud, I practiced 3 hours today.”) and in watching others express themselves (“Watching people dance is one of the most joyful things to exist”), which mirrors Lisa’s relationship to music and creativity. Overall, the mix of sensitivity, ambition, self-criticism, and yearning for genuine connection makes Lisa the strongest match.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They read as strongly introverted: they describe bedrotting and feeling repulsive around people (“I am a little disgusting am I not? Bedrotting all day, not bathing, not drinking water.”, “I feel so repulsive around irl people. Like a degenerate, is it just me?”) and say this account is their private corner (“This account is my rest, I am only myself here. It’s my corner of the world”), even though they do sometimes seek reassurance and attention (“I am an attention seeker bruh”). Their language is highly figurative, dreamy, and future‑oriented, pointing to intuition: they idealize a different body and life (“I had a beautiful dream where I was thin and at the beach… and my legs were beautiful and they had a nice gap between them”) and ruminate in a poetic style (“When you feel happy, don’t you feel drunk with your own emotions?”). Decisions and self‑talk are deeply value‑laden and emotional rather than analytical, showing feeling: they fixate on being a “good person” and their heart’s state (“Battling yourself everyday is so tiring. I wish I could be a good person naturally”, “There is so much hatred in my heart, no wonder I have no friends irl”). Finally, they appear more perceiving than judging: they oscillate between intentions and guilt without consistent structure (“I will fast for 2 days for doing such nonsense”, “I’m scared, I don’t think I am read to return to college. I am afraid of failing everything again”), and their plans around weight, fasting, and college frequently change or are expressed as wishes and anxieties rather than firm, organized follow‑through (“Haha my tweets are basically ‘I wish, I will, I’”).
Some pickup lines for you
- You said, “Being dizzy like this… I can fast easily, since I don’t have much strength to leave the bed.” Counter‑offer: we keep the bed part, skip the fasting, and I just bring you water and Hachiware merch like a devoted little nurse.
- You practice for 3 hours a day and still call your violin life ‘hell’—if you ever need a break, I volunteer to be your audience. I promise more applause than your Friday weigh‑ins and fewer jump scares than your ‘I had a dream I was thin at the beach’ arc.
- You asked, ‘Would Kafka be on edtwt?’ Maybe, but I’d rather be in *your* replies than in ‘The Trial’—less existential dread, more of you live‑tweeting your ‘my throat is a desert but the covers feel so nice’ moments while I tell you to hydrate.
- You worry about inviting people to your birthday and ‘thinking of yourself for once’—if you invite me, I’ll make it easy: I bring pizza your father ordered, you bring that ‘I look thin! So so full of joy hahaha’ smile, and we both promise not to call ourselves disgusting even once.
- You said you’ll ‘make your father proud’ and ‘become the type you’re attracted to’—bold of you to assume you’re not already my ideal type: dizzy from practicing, ranting about college, hugging a Hachiware plushie, and turning this ‘little corner of the world’ into my favorite place on the timeline.
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Your new Twitter bio
Music student, chronic overthinker, part‑time diary keeper. Once tried to fast through a concert rehearsal—10/10 do not recommend.– @amphelis
Your signature cocktail
Whiteout Birthday Fast (feat. Hachiware Highball)
This drink is light but deceptively strong, just like their mix of dizzy, dreamy fasting and determination in “Being dizzy like this, all day, it feels nice.. I can fast easily, since I don’t have much strength to leave the bed”. The lychee soju brings a delicate, almost ethereal sweetness for their poetic, snow-obsessed side in “It’s all white when it happens isn’t it” and “Where would I go, will I see the snow then?”. A shot of Yakult nods to their recurring comfort drink in “Omad 450cal + yakult light 30cal” and “Broke my fast with chocolate and yakult light how healthy”, symbolizing a tiny bit of softness and care amid all the self-criticism. Fresh lemon juice cuts through with sharp acidity for the way they talk to themself in “Ugly in everything, specially your heart” and “I am a little disgusting am I not? Bedrotting all day, not bathing, not drinking water.”. The salted, slightly spicy rim represents their aching body and stress about college and family in “My back has been hurting so much lately” and “My father is going to marry, even if he said he never wanted to again after my mother. That woman he loves is a disgrace”. Finally, edible silver glitter and an icy presentation celebrate the small, sparkling joys—drawing, music, and Hachiware love—in “I feel so proud, I practiced 3 hours today.” and “I love you Hachiware, did you know?”, turning their edtwt diary into a shimmering highball of contradictions.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Their mindset is intensely goal‑oriented and self‑disciplining in a way that aligns strongly with Slytherin ambition. They repeatedly frame eating and fasting around hitting extreme weight targets, e.g. “I will do it, I won’t reach my goal by then and I know it. So I will” and “It is even possible loosing 10kg in 2 months?”, showing a fixation on long‑term outcomes over comfort or safety. There’s also a willingness to endure pain or ill‑health for those goals, such as “Being dizzy like this, all day, it feels nice.. I can fast easily, since I don’t have much strength to leave the bed” and “I’m ill and on my period today so definitely I will lose more”, which reflects Slytherin’s reputation for ruthless self‑sacrifice in pursuit of what they want. They show a strategic, almost transactional attitude toward relationships and image, as in “I’ll become the type I am attracted to” and their careful consideration of how posts affect others, like “Would it be ok if I repost thinspo? I don’t wish to trigger my oomfs”. Even their desire to "make my father proud" while simultaneously planning to "deceive father" (“Next week, I will be able to deceive father. Hopefully I can go until my birthday”, “I will make my father proud”) shows classic Slytherin complexity: ambition, image‑management, and secretiveness coexisting with a need for validation. While there are flashes of creativity and introspection, the dominant throughline is ambitious, self‑manipulating pursuit of a chosen ideal self, which is quintessentially Slytherin rather than Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff.
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Your song
Cellophane - FKA twigs
The song Cellophane fits them because it captures fragile self-worth, performance pressure, and feeling exposed—core themes in their tweets. They constantly criticize their body and chase thinness, like when they write about never eating again and wanting their heart to hurt: “Never eating again ever ever” and “I preferred when I couldn’t breathe, I shouldn’t have eaten”. There’s also the sense of being viewed and judged while performing or trying to please others, reflected in their desire to make their father proud and their fear of returning to college: “I will make my father proud ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ” and “How will I ever return to college like this?”. Like the song’s refrain of collapsing under expectations, they describe themselves as bedrotting and feeling worthless despite trying: “I feel so empty. I know I should study, should work. Yet I stay at home rotting in bed all day. I don’t wish to be a waste anymore”. And emotionally they swing between giddy highs and crushing lows, mirroring the vulnerable, almost desperate emotional arc of Cellophane, as seen in “Hahah I am so happy, so happy I need to type my laughing ヾ( ˃ᴗ˂ )◞ • *✰” versus “Will never be able to leave this hell”.
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