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This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: emotionally intense, politically aware, deeply into her niche passions, and often outraged at injustice. Like Lisa with jazz and books, she has obsessive loves for samba, Carnival, sports, and specific athletes, e.g. her devotion to Hamilton in “Nada mais lindo que esse momento. Você é foda, @LewisHamilton !! Tem todo o meu amor e orgulho ❤️” and her emotional reaction to gymnasts in “Choro todos os dias com nossos atletas ... Nada que eu ame mais do que nosso país nas olimpíadas”. She shows Lisa-like indignation at unfairness and institutions, whether in sports judging in “Cyro você é um idiota! Não tem como você ser jurado de samba enredo se você não sabe nem julgar essa merda” or soccer refereeing in “É revoltante assistir futebol até quando não é do meu time. A arbitragem brasileira é muito ruim”. There’s also a mix of dark humor and sensitivity—her bio about gossip and wanting to die sometimes mirrors Lisa’s oscillation between cynicism and hope, as does her emotional reliance on music in “Estou bem mal e chateada... Eu amo quando as divindades do samba intervêm na minha vida.”. Finally, her nerdy side peeks out in things like correcting tech misconceptions in “Lembro de uma vez discutir imensamente com um colega que achava que robôs... e inteligência artificial eram a mesma coisa”, which fits Lisa’s tendency to argue about how things actually work.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extrovert (E): they clearly thrive on people, drama, and shared experiences, constantly live‑tweeting sports, BBB and Carnival, and picturing themselves as a future neighborhood gossip like in “Eu vou ser muito daquelas velhas fofoqueiras da rua…”. Their attention to feelings, vibes and meanings over hard data suggests Intuition (N); they anthropomorphize fate and music in “Eu amo quando as divindades do samba intervêm na minha vida.” and talk about symbolism and fairness in sports and Carnival results rather than technical breakdowns. They are strongly Feeling (F): they react emotionally and empathetically, crying over athletes and TV moments in “Choro todos os dias com nossos atletas ... Nada que eu ame mais do que nosso país nas olimpíadas” and defending body respect with value‑laden language in “se não é seu corpo, não fale.”. Their spontaneity and flexible, in‑the‑moment style point to Perceiving (P) rather than structured Judging: they bounce between topics, embrace impulsive pranks like “fiz minha melhor amiga acreditar por um dia inteiro que eu estava grávida”, and rant in the moment about referees, juries and football without reference to long‑term plans or rigid systems. Overall, the mix of high emotional expressiveness, people‑orientation, playful humor, strong personal values and improvisational energy fits ENFP best.

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Samba, Botafogo, Olympics & BBB commentary. Once made a friend believe I was pregnant for a whole day on April Fools. Opinions powered by coffee.– @ana_lgcl

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This drink starts with cachaça infused with lime zest for that loud, Brazilian, slightly chaotic spirit that rants about juries and referees, like when she screams about carnival scores and football robberies in “VAI SE FUDER COM ESSAS NOTAS DE COMISSAO DE FRENTE, BANDO DE PAU NO CU!” and “Aí querem me falar que não roubam o Brasil”. Passion fruit pulp brings the intense, emotional stan energy she has for athletes and idols, crying daily with Team Brazil in “Choro todos os dias com nossos atletas ... Nada que eu ame mais do que nosso país nas olimpíadas” and dedicating love to Hamilton in “Nada mais lindo que esse momento. Você é foda, @LewisHamilton !! Tem todo o meu amor e orgulho ❤️”. A hit of red bitters represents her sharp tongue and righteous rage, from BBB takes like “Vai pro inferno Alane pqp” to carnival fury in “Cyro você é um idiota! Não tem como você ser jurado de samba enredo se você não sabe nem julgar essa merda.”. The sparkling samba (citrus soda) is her joy in music, samba, and funk, bubbling up when the universe plays her exact song in “Eu amo quando as divindades do samba intervêm na minha vida.” and when she declares “Tá maluco funk carioca é bom para caralho”. Finally, the smoked salt rim nods to her dark humor and occasional existential vibes from her bio “fofocas e vontade de morrer de vez em quando” and her love of messy gossip like in “Eu vou ser muito daquelas velhas fofoqueiras da rua”, leaving a lingering, salty edge that keeps you coming back for another sip.

Your Hogwarts House
This user consistently shows a fiery sense of justice and willingness to call out what they see as wrong, which is quintessentially Gryffindor. They rage openly at perceived unfairness in sports and carnival judging, e.g. blasting the treatment of athletes and juries in tweets like “QUERO A SÉTIMA MEDALHA DA REBECA QUE ROUBARAM DA TRAVE! VAO SE FUDER” and “Cyro you are an idiot!... Must have given these scores smelling shit”, which reflects a bold, confrontational stance against injustice. There is also a patriotic, emotional hero-worship of athletes and teams, such as “Choro todos os dias com nossos atletas ... Nada that I love more than our country at the Olympics” and “Nada mais lindo que esse momento. You are awesome, @LewisHamilton!!”, showing the classic Gryffindor tendency to idolize and defend their champions. Even in fandoms like football and carnival, they frame things in terms of courage and battle—cheering and cursing with high emotional stakes, as in “Fodase Botafogo me deixou iludida para caralho de novo” and “Desfile é o único lugar que torço contra o Botafogo. Dito isto, vão todo mundo se fuder!”. The strong moral lines they draw—especially in body-shaming debates like “Fernanda was mocking the body. They are different things. If it’s not your body, don’t talk about it.”—show someone who is impulsive but guided by a clear internal code, aligning more with Gryffindor than the more calculating Slytherin or the more diplomatic Hufflepuff.

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A song that balances melancholy, hope, love, and a very Brazilian sensibility fits them best, and Boa Sorte / Good Luck captures that mix perfectly. Their bio already shows this blend of dark humor and affection: “fofocas e vontade de morrer de vez em quando: essência brasileira básica.” The way they cry over athletes and samba, like when they say “Choro todos os dias com nossos atletas ... Nada que eu ame mais do que nosso país nas olimpíadas”, mirrors the song’s emotional intensity and tenderness. Their devotion to samba and Carnival, seen in tweets like “Eu amo a Fla Manguaça sabe” and “Nível altíssimo da Sapucaí esse ano, tanto no Ouro quanto no Especial”, matches the song’s deeply Brazilian emotional core. At the same time, their ironic, combative side in tweets such as “O que faz um ovo da Lacta ser 90 reais senão a mão invisível do mercado enfiando um dedo no seu cu?” reflects the bittersweet, resigned realism in the lyrics. Overall, the song’s mix of softness, saudade, and quiet strength aligns with someone who loves sports, samba, gossip, and intense feelings all at once.

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