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Your Simpsons character
The account feels most like Lisa Simpson: smart, introspective, anxious about academic performance, and still very passionate about her niche interests. They obsess over studying and feeling let down by their school, mirroring Lisa’s constant struggle with an education system that doesn’t match her effort, as seen in tweets like “Ano que vem eu vou viver de estudar serio eu prometo pra mim mesma que em qualquer momento livre eu vou ta estudando pq eu nao quero passar de novo oq eu passei hoje” and “Eu percebi q preciso refazer o meu ensino medio inteiro se eu quiser ter uma nota boa eu odeio aquela escola nao me ensinou absolutamente nada”. Their intense ENEM stress—“Sera q da tempo de parar de ser incompetente?”, “Fui horrivel serio se eu acertei 20 foi mto kk”—fits Lisa’s tendency to spiral when her grades or tests don’t reflect her effort. At the same time, they are deeply emotional and idealistic about the things they love, like anime and games, similar to Lisa’s passionate fandoms and causes: “Ichigo kurosaki te amoooo sdds meu belo ruivo…” and “Orihime inoue they could never make me hate you”. Their proud, defiant self-assertion—“Mas saibam q eu n vou desistir pq eu sou uma travesti negra gorda periferica deficiente e eu n desisto facil”—also echoes Lisa’s moral backbone and willingness to stand apart from everyone else. Overall, they combine vulnerability, overthinking, and strong principles in a way that’s much closer to Lisa than to the more carefree or apathetic Simpson family members.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): most tweets center on anime, games, studying, and internal emotional states rather than social events, and even their intense emotional venting is about their own experience, e.g. “Ano que vem eu vou viver de estudar serio eu prometo pra mim mesma que em qualquer momento livre eu vou ta estudando pq eu nao quero passar de novo oq eu passei hoje eu to realmente mt triste kk” and “Quero desabar de chorar gnt serio eu fui tao mal”. They appear Intuitive (N) rather than concrete Sensing, frequently interpreting media in thematic/emotional terms and drawing meanings from characters and stories, like “Eu achei isso meio hey hachi no matter how much or how often people hurt each other, loving someone is never a waste… da parte dela” and their poetic affection for fictional characters such as “Ichigo kurosaki te amoooo sdds meu belo ruivo…”. Their stance is strongly Feeling (F): decisions and evaluations are framed in terms of hurt, frustration, affection, and values—see “Mas saibam q eu n vou desistir pq eu sou uma travesti negra gorda periferica deficiente e eu n desisto facil” and emotional defenses of characters like “Orihime inoue they could never make me hate you”. They show a more Perceiving (P) than Judging style: they repeatedly lament disorganization and last-minute panic about exams, for example “Sera q da tempo de parar de ser incompetente?”, “N dormi o suficiente”, and nervously overpacking snacks with “Vouch levar minha casa inteira p comer no enem”, while making big-picture resolutions rather than structured plans. Overall, their intense inner emotional life, value-driven reactions, media idealism, and somewhat scattered approach to studying and life fit best with INFP.

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Bleach & HxH enthusiast, future med student of cursinho lore. Once packed half my house as snacks for ENEM and still thought I failed everything.– @anakinbolsonaro

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This drink is a hyper-caffeinated, anime-fueled blast named after their beloved Bleach, echoing tweets like “Getsuga tenshou :3 :3 :3” and “Ichigo kurosaki te amoooo sdds meu belo ruivo…”. The strong cold brew stands for their intense study grind and ENEM stress, from “Ano que vem eu vou viver de estudar serio eu prometo pra mim mesma...” to “Sera q da tempo de parar de ser incompetente?”. Yuzu citrus liqueur brings sharp, bright energy for their explosive reactions in threads like “TD ESSE ESFORÇO P ESSE LOIRO MALDITO VIR E ESTRAGAR TUDO NOSSA EU TO CHOCADA” and “AI QUE INFERNO”. The strawberry syrup is sweet and soft, reflecting their tender side in tweets like “Orihime inoue they could never make me hate you” and the vulnerable motivation of “Mas saibam q eu n vou desistir pq eu sou uma travesti negra gorda periferica deficiente e eu n desisto facil”. Sparkling water adds chaotic fizz that matches their caps-lock meltdowns like “EU NAO ZEREI TA EU NAO ZEREI” and hype gaming/anime energy in “Qro jogar lol”. Finally, the black salt rim nods to the darker humor and despair of “Vouch me matarre eu vouch me maaaaraarr eahhaahhahaha” and their love for dramatic, edgy Bleach aesthetics like “Kyokasuigetsu”.

Your Hogwarts House
Lia consistently shows emotional courage and a willingness to keep fighting even when she feels terrible about herself and her results, which is very Gryffindor-coded. In “Mas saibam q eu n vou desistir pq eu sou uma travesti negra gorda periferica deficiente e eu n desisto facil” she openly names multiple marginalized identities and frames herself as someone who refuses to give up, which is a textbook example of bravery and defiance in the face of adversity. Around the ENEM, she describes deep frustration and self-hate but doubles down on pushing forward: in “Ano q vem vai dar tudo certo, já to vendo cursinho numa escola muito boa e vou estudar bastante” and “Ano que vem eu vou viver de estudar serio eu prometo pra mim mesma que em qualquer momento livre eu vou ta estudando pq eu nao quero passar de novo oq eu passei hoje”, she responds to failure not with withdrawal but with bold vows and almost heroic determination. Even her outbursts like “Vouch me matarre eu vouch me maaaaraarr eahhaahhahaha” and the repeated, emphatic “Eu sou anakinbolsonaro…” read as dramatic, impulsive, and intensely emotional rather than coldly strategic, fitting Gryffindor more than Slytherin. She does work hard and talks about studying, but the throughline is not quiet diligence (Hufflepuff) or detached analysis (Ravenclaw); it’s raw, loud, self-expressive resilience in the face of fear and pain, which aligns most strongly with Gryffindor.

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The song Stronger (What Doesn’t Kill You) fits Lia because so many of her tweets show her getting knocked down by exams and life, but refusing to give up. Even after the ENEM leaves her "really very sad" and feeling like a "disaster," she insists on pushing forward, saying she’s already looking at prep courses and that "next year I’m going to live to study" in tweets like "Ano q vem vai dar tudo certo, já to vendo cursinho numa escola muito boa e vou estudar bastante 🙏🏻🙏🏻" and "Ano que vem eu vou viver de estudar serio eu prometo pra mim mesma que em qualquer momento livre eu vou ta estudando pq eu nao quero passar de novo oq eu passei hoje eu to realmente mt triste kk". The resilience in the chorus—getting stronger from what hurt you—mirrors her determination when she says "Mas saibam q eu n vou desistir pq eu sou uma travesti negra gorda periferica deficiente e eu n desisto facil". Even when she feels like she did terribly on the test and jokes about being incompetent in tweets such as "Sera q da tempo de parar de ser incompetente?" and "Fui horrivel serio se eu acertei 20 foi mto kk", she keeps planning her comeback instead of giving up. This mix of frustration, self-deprecating humor, and stubborn hope lines up closely with the empowering, defiant energy of the song.

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