Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Loving partner: Frequently expresses deep affection and gratitude for their partner, like “I love my partner so much, I love daily life with them…” and celebrating “one year of being with my baby, im so lucky”.
- Emotionally honest: Openly shares vulnerable feelings about insecurity and fear, such as “I wish I could kms I bring nothing of value to the world” and “I always mess up bruh i wish i was dead”.
- Supportive friend: Stays connected with online communities and checks in on others, shown by “i still check on you guys and i love you all” and engaging warmly with oomfs and coworkers.
- Humorous self-aware: Uses humor and self-awareness to talk about their life and fandoms, like calling MyXAnniversary post “LOL TS SO CORNY LMAOOOO” in this tweet and joking about being “accidentally clean” from cutting in “i dont wanna be clean im just too tired to cut”.
- Passionate nerd: Shows strong enthusiasm for interests such as Star Wars, Marvel, Hazbin Hotel, and Billie Eilish, e.g. “for me 2016 nostalgia is Spiderman in Captain America Civil War's trailer” and “i feel so cringe loving hazbin hotel but i can't HELP IT it's FUN and WHIMSICAL”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-harm fixation: Talks about cutting as a routine or performance, like “tune in to my relapse tonight! cant wait to slice the hell out of my thighs!” and “im gonna binge to make myself feel better, then do a cut sesh and hopefully get some likes on it”.
- Suicidal thinking: Expresses wishing to die or wanting to kms, such as “a part of me thinks that I'll never get my shit together and I'll kms living in this house” and “I wish I could kms I bring nothing of value to the world”.
- Body image issues: Frequently criticizes their appearance and weight, e.g. “i'm genuinely so ugly and chopped now why did i let myself go like this”, “im done being fat. we're locking in”, and “i need to lose 15 pounds rn”.
- Validation dependence: Strongly ties self-worth to attention and reassurance, like “I want to feel important again, like their favorite person, their obsession” and seeking engagement with “send me gimmicks if you care about me”.
- Harsh self-criticism: Regularly labels themself a failure or bad person, as in “I'm a really bad boyfriend its just a fucking fact. I'm incapable, clingy, and need too much reassurance” and “im so sick of being a failure”.
Your Simpsons character
Milhouse Van Houten
They most closely match Milhouse Van Houten. Like Milhouse, they’re intensely emotional, insecure, and clingy in relationships, constantly worrying about being too much or getting left behind, as seen in tweets like “please don't get bored of me or tired of me please need me again please show me you want me im so scared that you're sick of me” and “I'm a really bad boyfriend its just a fucking fact. I'm incapable, clingy, and need too much reassurance.”. They crave validation and attention, which aligns with Milhouse’s neediness and eagerness to be liked, e.g. “im gonna binge to make myself feel better, then do a cut sesh and hopefully get some likes on it cuz i need attention and validation or smthn” and “send me gimmicks if you care about me”. There’s also a strong sense of feeling like a failure or burden, similar to Milhouse’s chronic low self-esteem, in tweets like “a part of me thinks that I'll never get my shit together and I'll kms living in this house because I can't do shit right” and “when will i ever succeed at something”. At the same time, they’re tender and devoted to their partner, echoing Milhouse’s earnest, puppy-dog loyalty, shown in posts like “I love my partner so much, I love daily life with them, I love waking up with them.”.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert: their joys are mostly solitary or 1‑to‑1 (playing Roblox, guitar, writing, scrolling Pinterest), and their social focus is on a tiny circle (partner + a few oomfs), while they repeatedly feel drained and ignored in relationships, e.g. “i cant stop crying i hate being ignored i hate feeling like they dont care about me”. Their style is clearly iNtuitive: they obsess over meanings, feelings and narratives (being a bad boyfriend, fear of abandonment, regression, importance), rather than just concrete facts, as in “I want to feel important again, like their favorite person, their obsession, someone they can't get enough of. but thats selfish.”. They are strongly Feeling: decisions and self‑talk are all about emotions, worth, and relationships rather than detached logic, like “I'm a really bad boyfriend… I need them so fucking bad though.” and “I wish I could kms I bring nothing of value to the world”. They look more Perceiving than Judging: there’s little evidence of structure or planning and a lot of impulsivity and going with the emotional flow, e.g. announcing self‑harm or bingeing in the moment like “im gonna binge to make myself feel better, then do a cut sesh and hopefully get some likes on it”, and repeatedly saying they can’t stay consistent with goals (“i need to lock in and lose weight but i need someone to keep me accountable”). Overall, the intense inward emotional life, idealization of love, self‑critical angst, and unstructured coping fit INFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- So if 2016 nostalgia is Spidey in the Civil War trailer, does that make us Peter and Tony right now—because the second I saw @anakinspiderman on my TL I knew I picked the right side?
- You said food is your comfort but you’re stuck OMAD-ing to lose weight—counter-offer: we binge Hazbin Hotel S2 together, split a pizza, and I’ll reassure you you’re hot every time you call yourself ‘fat’ or a failure.
- You keep saying you’re a bad boyfriend and too clingy, but honestly? The way you talk about your partner—being excited to see them, feeling like their house is home, celebrating your one-year—made me kinda hope I could be loved that intensely one day too.
- You’re 5'0, obsessed with wolves, chronically online on shedtwt and transtwt, and accidentally ‘clean’ from cutting because you’re too tired—statistically speaking, you’re exactly my type of mentally ill little guy.
- You said if you hit 150 followers and 10 likes you’d do a face reveal—how about we skip the follower grind, you reveal your Spotify instead, and we make a playlist that goes from Lola Young’s “Spiders” to Billie Eilish while I fall stupidly in love with your taste?
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Your new Twitter bio
Malcom | 20 | he/him | Star Wars, Marvel & Roblox enthusiast. Once binge‑watched Hazbin Hotel instead of sleeping and still calls it self-care.– @anakinspiderman
Your signature cocktail
The Shedtwt Spiderbite Spritz
This experimental, slightly chaotic spritz pulls its electric blue base from their love of Star Wars and superhero vibes, nodding to posts like “for me 2016 nostalgia is Spiderman in Captain America Civil War's trailer”. The blood orange brings a sharp, red tang to echo their self-harm and shedtwt struggles and dark humor about relapse, like “tune in to my relapse tonight! cant wait to slice the hell out of my thighs!” and “i have to cut again my scars faded fuck fuck fuck”. An espresso shot represents their intense, spiky anxiety and exhaustion powering through work and life, as seen in “I wanna sleep so bad why won't my mind let me sleep genuinely im going insane” and “first day of work, i'm so nervous”. The Diet Dr Pepper reduction is their comfort sweetness and specific tastes, calling back to “Favorite drink: diet dr pepper” and cozy partner moments like “I love my partner so much, I love daily life with them”. Finally, the glitter rim and tiny carved orange-peel scar symbolize their need for attention, validation, and aesthetic self-expression in spaces like shedtwt and transtwt, reflected in “im gonna binge to make myself feel better, then do a cut sesh and hopefully get some likes on it cuz i need attention and validation” and their playful intros and strawpage promos like “new intro #moothunt #shedtwt ♡malcom, he/him, trans, 4/19/05♡”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Their defining traits are intense loyalty, emotional devotion, and a longing to be needed and to care for others—classic Hufflepuff energy. They repeatedly center their partner and friends as their purpose, e.g. “I love my partner so much, I love daily life with them, I love waking up with them. I don't want to go back to my parents.” and “five things i like to do and five oomfs to do it! 1) play roblox with my friends 2) talk with my beautiful partner…”. Their biggest self-criticisms are about being a "bad boyfriend" or "selfish" and not being enough for others, as in “I'm a really bad boyfriend… I'm incapable, clingy, and need too much reassurance. I need them so fucking bad though.” and “I know I don't deserve you but please don't leave me I need you”, which shows how much they value loyalty and relational stability. Even amidst self-harm and ED struggles, they express care and camaraderie toward their niche communities, calling them “my mentally ill brethren” and checking on shedtwt: “sorry i haven't been active here… i still check on you guys and i love you all”. While there is some Gryffindor-like impulsiveness and Slytherin-esque body and success fixation (“im done being fat. we're locking in”), these are secondary to the core pattern of loyalty, need for belonging, and devotion to loved ones, which aligns most strongly with Hufflepuff.
Your movie
Your song
everything i wanted - Billie Eilish
A fitting song for Malcom is everything i wanted by Billie Eilish, because it captures feeling like a failure and wanting to disappear while still being held up by someone you love. They repeatedly talk about self-harm and suicidal thoughts, like when they say “a part of me thinks that I'll never get my shit together and I'll kms living in this house because I can't do shit right” and “I wish I could kms I bring nothing of value to the world”, mirroring the song’s “I tried to scream / but my head was underwater” despair. At the same time, Malcom’s partner is clearly their anchor, reflected in posts like “I love my partner so much, I love daily life with them, I love waking up with them. I don't want to go back to my parents.” and “one year of being with my baby, im so lucky”, which parallels the song’s protective “as long as I’m here, no one can hurt you” sentiment. Their intense insecurity and self-hatred in tweets like “I'm a really bad boyfriend its just a fucking fact. I'm incapable, clingy, and need too much reassurance.” also resonate with the song’s theme of feeling unworthy even when loved. Finally, Malcom explicitly loves Billie Eilish, as shown in their intro listing “♡star wars, marvel, doctor who, hazbin hotel, billie eilish♡,” which makes this track feel personally and emotionally on-brand for them.
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