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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Honest: He's open about his struggles with mental health, his sexual desires, and his love of exotic meat, making him seem very honest.
- Humorous: He uses humor to cope with his struggles and to entertain his followers, making him seem lighthearted and funny.
- Open-minded: He's open to trying new things, like smoking weed and eating exotic meat, and he's not afraid to express his opinions, even if they are controversial, making him seem open-minded.
- Real: He's not afraid to be himself, even if it means being a bit of a weirdo, making him seem genuine and real.
- Passionate: He's passionate about his interests, like Fortnite, exotic meat, and porn, making him seem enthusiastic and energetic.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive: His tweets about suicide watch and his need for a blankey suggest he's struggling with self-destructive tendencies.
- Inconsistent: His tweets often contradict each other, making him seem inconsistent and unreliable.
- Offensive: His tweets often contain offensive language and jokes, making him seem insensitive and disrespectful.
- Attention-seeking: He often posts suggestive pictures and makes controversial statements, suggesting he's seeking attention.
- Unstable: His tweets often jump from one topic to another, making him seem unstable and unpredictable.
Your Simpsons character
Sideshow Bob
Shitbird's cunning, manipulative, and often cruel nature make him a perfect fit for Sideshow Bob. He's constantly scheming and plotting, and he's not afraid to use others to get what he wants. He's also very ambitious, as evidenced by his desire to be the main polyamory bitch. He's not afraid to use his charm and wit to get what he wants, and he's always looking for an advantage. His tweets about his 'exotic meat' lifestyle and his desire to 'fuck yo bitch' at the La Brea Tar Pit suggest that he's not afraid to break the rules and go after what he wants, even if it means stepping on others. Just like Sideshow Bob, Shitbird is a bit of a loser, but he's also very entertaining.
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Some pickup lines for you
- You must be a pretty good cook, because you're making me feel hot.
- I'm not sure if I'm more attracted to you or your exotic meat lifestyle.
- I'm not sure what's more enticing, your scent or your 'little thing down there'.
- I'm not sure if I should be offended or flattered that you think I'm a 'tasty blend of insightful and freaky'.
- I'm not sure what's more dangerous, your 'freak worm' parasite or your 'exotic meat' Thursdays.
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A man of many contradictions, Shitbird is a self-proclaimed binge drinker, porn user, and male feminist. He's not afraid to be himself and he's always up for a good time. Follow him for a wild ride.– @anammoxosome
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Slytherin
Shitbird's cunning, ambition, and willingness to do whatever it takes to get what he wants make him a perfect fit for Slytherin. He's not afraid to take risks, even if it means being offensive or controversial. He's also very ambitious, as evidenced by his desire to be the main polyamory bitch. He's not afraid to use his charm and wit to get what he wants, and he's always looking for an advantage. His tweets about his 'exotic meat' lifestyle and his desire to 'fuck yo bitch' at the La Brea Tar Pit suggest that he's not afraid to break the rules and go after what he wants, even if it means stepping on others.
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Mr. Brightside - The Killers
This song perfectly captures Shitbird's feelings of jealousy, insecurity, and anger. He's constantly worried about losing his 'bitch' to other guys, and he's not afraid to let his emotions get the best of him. He's also very jealous of other people's success, as evidenced by his tweets about his 'exotic meat' lifestyle and his desire to 'fuck yo bitch' at the La Brea Tar Pit. He's constantly trying to prove himself, but he's also very insecure. Just like the song, Shitbird is a bit of a mess, but he's also very entertaining.
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