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Your Simpsons character
Like Lisa, this user is highly intellectual, socially conscious, and prone to existential stress, often expressing intense opinions on media and politics. They display a cynical yet deeply analytical nature, such as when they argue that “Lex doesn't want to 'rule' the world, he wants to be recognized and adored by the world”. Despite their sharp tongue, they struggle with physical manifestations of stress, noting that “to make it go away I should get less stressed but this thing is so itchy it adds stress to me”. They also share Lisa’s tendency to be the 'voice of reason' in fandom spaces, stating “it's beautiful to be friends with someone who is different than me” even when they disagree. Ultimately, their combination of multifandom obsession, academic-style character analysis, and high-strung personality mirrors Springfield’s favorite overachiever.

Your MBTI personality Type
Greg exhibits Introversion (I) by focusing heavily on internal fantasy and solitary media consumption, specifically noting that heavy rain “stress me out so much” and preferring niche online subcultures over social gatherings. Their Intuition (N) is evident in their constant creation of abstract headcanons and thematic parallels, such as imagining Lex Luthor as a “victim of ageism, sexual harassment, and slutshaming #inmymind”. They align with Feeling (F) through a values-driven approach to media, criticizing characters for their moral failures, such as when they claim Furina is not “free from getting criticized just cause she has a depression”. Finally, their Perceiving (P) trait shows in a spontaneous and disorganized lifestyle, admitting they have “scissor and knife on my bedside table” and frequently changing their bio details for 'shits and giggles'.

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Exploring the complex dynamics of DC villains and Teyvat lore. 27. From analyzing Lex Luthor’s psyche to the Fatui’s goals, I’m here for the high-stakes drama.– @ananndagreg

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This experimental, dark-hued cocktail is as 'awfully erotic' and toxic as Greg’s favorite dynamics. The charcoal gin and bitter tonic reflect their love for high-stakes villainy, specifically how “Lex wants to see Flag Sr. destroyed by the weight of his own idealism”, while the sour apple and spicy honey mirror their 'explosive tsundere' energy and the belief that “Lex is older but shorter and Clark is younger but taller... Clark is top, but I love being basic sometime.” The shimmering pearl dust represents the 'shimmering rage underneath' their composed exterior, topped off with a garnish that pays homage to their tweet about how “it's important for you to wear maid dress while spoon feed Superman”.

Your Hogwarts House
Greg exhibits a classic Slytherin fascination with power dynamics and ambition, specifically praising loyalty as a “sexiest non sexual relationship” within Lex Luthor’s unhealthy corporate hierarchy. Their analytical breakdown of Lex’s motives reveals a focus on status over raw power, noting he wants “to be recognized and adored by the world” rather than just ruling it. Greg also shows a pragmatic, self-preserving streak when it comes to social friction, choosing to “see it as oomf is a different person” to maintain peace rather than engaging in direct confrontation. Finally, their appreciation for characters who use “persuasion and negotiation” to achieve their ends aligns perfectly with the cunning and resourcefulness of the snake house.

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Greg’s digital identity is defined by an intense, dark fixation on toxic dynamics and 'true haters,' perfectly mirroring the song's celebration of obsessive and dysfunctional love. They explicitly seek out relationships rooted in conflict, tweeting, “I want my boyfriend to be nice and helpful to everyone else but mean to me because I don't deserve a good thing”. This desire for 'ugly' romance extends to their fandom ships, where they enjoy seeing characters like Lex Luthor and Rick Flag Sr. engage in power struggles, noting that “Lex wants to see Flag Sr. destroyed by the weight of his own idealism”. Even their self-care is flavored by this aesthetic of suffering, as seen when they jokingly attribute physical ailments to their favorite villain: “Keep having mysterious injuries... I'll pretend that's Lex doing 🫣🫣🫣”. Ultimately, Greg thrives in the intersection of 'erotic' tension and psychological ruin, much like the 'psycho' themes explored in the track.

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