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Your Simpsons character
They’re most similar to Lisa Simpson: sharp-tongued, principled, and extremely online about ethics and media. Like Lisa going on rants about injustice, this user often calls out bad logic and social issues, e.g. criticizing people who say fiction doesn’t affect reality in “A pessoa que diz que 'a ficção não afeta a realidade!!'...” and explaining why stereotypical portrayals of minorities are harmful in “Etnia não é 'objeto de diversão'...”. They combine moral seriousness with exasperated sarcasm, as shown in “mds galera ces precisa sair da internet um pouco” and “Eu achei que era só um problema de bolsonaristas, mas aparentemente as pessoas não sabem mais como boicote funciona hoje em dia”. At the same time, they’re a huge nerd for their fandoms in a very Lisa way, hyper-fixating on Genshin, JJK, and ships like in “rarepairs e crackshipps na maioria das vezes sao mto mais gostosos de consumir...” and “Tipo assim até hj meu fav shipp em one piece é kidd x sabo...”. The mix of intellectualizing pop culture, moral critique, and occasionally melodramatic overreaction (e.g. “alguns de vcs precisam morrer, nao to nem brincando”) is very much Lisa turned extremely-online and grown up.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as an Extravert: their timeline is highly interactive, thrives on discourse, and often comments on fandom drama and other people’s behavior rather than private inner life, e.g. laughing at petty fights and calling out fandoms in tweets like “eu to babando de rir com os quotes de gente puta REAL com essa bobeira, pqp amo brigas futeis dessa rede social” and engaging constantly with quoted tweets. They show strong Intuition over Sensing, focusing on patterns, social dynamics, and meta-commentary about fandom culture and society, such as criticizing people’s understanding of fiction vs reality in “A pessoa que diz que 'a ficção não afeta a realidade!!'...” and analyzing representation issues in “Etnia não é 'objeto de diversão'...”. Their style is clearly Thinking-oriented: they prioritize argumentation and call out what they see as bad logic or weak arguments, e.g. “Ai eu não consigo me controlar vendo gente com argumento fraco... é sobre me indignar de verdade com argumentos futeis e sem pensamento por trás!”, and frequently insult takes as “burra” or nonsensical rather than focusing on harmony. They lean Perceiving rather than Judging: their tweets feel spontaneous, reactive, and driven by in‑the‑moment discourse and shitposting (e.g. sudden rants like “2026 acabou de começar mas eu já declaro que isso aqui foi a coisa mais BURRA que eu já li no ANO”), with little indication of structured planning or a desire for orderly routines beyond casual mentions of games and daily commissions like “Às vezes estou de boa na minha cama e lembro que ainda não fiz minha diária no genshin”. Taken together—extremely debate‑driven, idea‑focused, argumentative, and improvisational—the profile aligns best with ENTP.

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19 • any pronouns • illustrator & casual Genshin/HSR enjoyer. Once broke a 6‑year no‑comment streak just to argue with a Naoya fan.– @anarchistsabo

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This drink is strong, loud and a little unhinged, just like their timeline that swings from horny yelling to death threats in all caps, as in “alguns de vcs precisam morrer, nao to nem brincando” and “NÃOOOOOO MEU DEUS QUE VIDA BOSTA É ESSA QUE EU TENHO”. The strawberry-infused gin nods to the cute veneer of their bio (🍓 and casual gamer vibes) that hides a tongue-razor personality, especially when they say things like “Tem de bosta e tem de merda”. Bitter amaro captures their perpetual irritation with fandom takes, from “Fandom de jujutsu merece aquela merda daquela primeira temporada mesmo” to “eu odeio esse fandom”. The smoky mezcal rinse represents how they’ll burn discourse to the ground while picking apart bad arguments, as in “Ai eu não consigo me controlar vendo gente com argumento fraco” and their rants about people não saberem separar ficção de realidade. Sparkling yuzu soda keeps it chaotic and fizzy, like them cackling at petty drama in “eu to babando de rir com os quotes de gente puta REAL com essa bobeira” or freaking out over Genshin banners and kits in “ELA É MTO DIVERTIDA VO MORRE PRECISO DELA”. The black sugar–chili rim is that final sharp drag of spite and kink-coded humor around ships and NSFW jokes, echoing tweets like “triangulo amoroso so presta se no final der trisal” and “powerscaling de bdsm”, making the cocktail sweet, dangerous, and impossible to sip politely.

Your Hogwarts House
Their tweets show a very confrontational, bold personality that fits Gryffindor best. They repeatedly use aggressive hyperbole to call people out, e.g. “alguns de vcs precisam morrer, nao to nem brincando” and “alguns de vcs precisam realmente morrer”, which indicates impulsive, hot‑headed reactions rather than strategic restraint. They consistently stand up for their beliefs in fandom ethics and media criticism, such as when they defend the idea that fiction impacts reality in “A pessoa que diz que 'a ficção não afeta a realidade!!'... essas pessoas perderam completamente o tato com a realidade e com a sociedade” and when they criticize people who misuse social justice language in “2026 acabou de começar mas eu já declaro que isso aqui foi a coisa mais BURRA que eu já li no ANO”. They also describe their own behavior as perpetually aggressive in a self‑aware way: “Às vezes eu sinto que nos tweets que eu não tenho a intenção que soe com agressividade... No final parece que eu sou agressivo 24/7”, which suggests a classic Gryffindor temper and tendency to jump into fights. While they are analytical at times, the dominant traits are courage to say exactly what they think, willingness to confront whole fandoms, and a kind of reckless moral bravery, all of which align more with Gryffindor than with the more calculated ambition of Slytherin or the detached analysis of Ravenclaw.

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Olivia Rodrigo’s brutal fits them because it’s loud, frustrated, and sarcastic in the exact way their timeline reads. They have a very openly annoyed, aggressive humor and zero patience for what they see as stupidity, e.g. “2026 acabou de começar mas eu já declaro que isso aqui foi a coisa mais BURRA que eu já li no ANO” and “mds galera ces precisa sair da internet um pouco”, which matches the song’s "God, it’s brutal out here" energy. Their constant exasperation with fandom discourse, like “Eu sei que a cultura de fandom está morrendo quando eu vejo que o fandom de jjk prefere culpar a yuki pela corrupção do geto, do que admitir que gosta de um vilão”, mirrors the song’s themes of disillusionment and feeling surrounded by nonsense. At the same time, they’re still deeply into their interests (Genshin, JJK, ships, drawing), as seen in “Adoro ser artista, eu simplesmente faço o que eu quiser com qualquer personagem”, echoing the song’s mix of angst and youthful intensity. The combination of self-aware irritation and chaotic, teenage/early-adult vibe makes brutal a strong thematic match for their online persona.

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