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This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson, who is principled, intensely political, and constantly critiquing unjust systems. Like Lisa’s anti-capitalist and anti-imperialist phases, this user repeatedly attacks capitalism and liberalism, for example arguing that “The biggest victory for capitalists is creating a liberal conservative divide within capitalism itself, thus indoctrinating people into believing in a false dichotomy where there's no alternative outside of capitalism.” They share Lisa’s concern for global justice and anti-imperialism, as seen in their stance that calling for an end to violence without decolonization is like stealing a toy and then declaring peace while keeping it: “Calling for 'the end of the cycle of violence' without returning the homeland back to Palestinians is like hitting someone on the playground and stealing their toy…”. Their bio as an anarcho-communalist and their critiques of meritocracy and work, such as “meritocracy under capitalism is just their justification for why some people should be poor and suffer.” and “We have to work to dismantle the institution of work since it's only meant to exploit us”, reflect Lisa’s intellectual radicalism and moral seriousness. The user also recommends critical theory texts like Carceral Capitalism and praises how it links racism and neoliberalism: “I'm impressed by how elegantly she manages to touch on so many facets of oppression in one relatively small book.”, mirroring Lisa’s bookish, theory-driven approach to politics. Overall, their combination of idealism, systemic critique, and leftist analysis lines up far more with Lisa than with any of the more apathetic or reactionary characters.

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They lean Introvert (I): their tweets are centered on analysis and ethical commentary rather than personal social life or seeking attention, e.g. “Since many have already spoken about the probability of a socialist revolution in the imperial core, let me talk about bureaucracies. Some forms of bureaucracy may not necessarily be hierarchical and oppressive. (1/?)”, which shows reflective, theory-driven posting instead of social sharing. They are clearly Intuitive (N), focusing on systems, ideology, and big-picture critique like “The biggest victory for capitalists is creating a liberal conservative divide within capitalism itself, thus indoctrinating people into believing in a false dichotomy where there's no alternative outside of capitalism.” and “A second implicit conclusion here is that there must always be people to be exploited... Capitalism is built upon exploitation.”. The Feeling (F) preference shows in their strong moral framing and concern for justice and oppression, such as “Calling for 'the end of the cycle of violence' without returning the homeland back to Palestinians is like hitting someone on the playground and stealing their toy...” and the focus on racism and oppression in “It details the way racism and neoliberalism is deeply intertwined. I'm impressed by how elegantly she manages to touch on so many facets of oppression in one relatively small book.”. They appear Judging (J) because they express firm, structured positions and clear value judgments about systems and institutions, for example “Remember, meritocracy under capitalism is just their justification for why some people should be poor and suffer.” and “Even when the Democrats have the majority in House and Senate they still want to 'compromise' with the Republicans. Truth is, the Republicans don't even need to exist and the Dems will still go ahead and fuck over the proles.”. Combining this introspective, theory-focused, morally intense, and judgment-oriented style, INFJ—often associated with principled, systemic critique and a strong justice focus—fits them best.

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Reads Öcalan & Bookchin for fun, argues with uncles for sport. Anti-capitalist, anti-imperialist, anti-TERF. Organizing for more than 9–5 survival.– @Anarchy4kids

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The overproof dark rum matches their uncompromising, high-intensity politics and the way they call out capitalism as a rigged game, like in “Based on what's happening with $GME, it's painfully obvious that the stock market and economy has absolutely nothing to do with the lives of the common people.”. Fresh grapefruit juice adds a sharp bitterness with a bright edge, echoing critiques such as “Remember, meritocracy under capitalism is just their justification for why some people should be poor and suffer.”. Blackstrap molasses syrup is deep and earthy, reflecting their grounding in anti-imperialist, historical analysis, like “Honestly this is how we should treat all monarchies, defunct or not. Monarchies are built upon violent unjust hierarchies…”. A dash of chili tincture brings a rebellious burn and a hint of chaos, channeling their snark toward right-wing politics in “Sometimes I wonder if right wing people have some sort of humiliation fetish with their bad takes and terrible governance.”. Finally, the charcoal salt rim nods to the black flag in their name and emoji, a visual and flavorful reminder of “he/him/they | anarcho communalist (Öcalan/Bookchin)”, holding everything together in a gritty, experimental style.

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Their timeline shows a strong analytical and theoretical bent more than anything else. They don’t just express opinions; they reference and synthesize theory, like when they discuss non-oppressive bureaucracy in depth in “Since many have already spoken about the probability of a socialist revolution in the imperial core, let me talk about bureaucracies. Some forms of bureaucracy may not necessarily be hierarchical and oppressive. (1/?)”, which reflects a Ravenclaw-style desire to dissect structures rather than only denounce them. Their bio cites specific thinkers (Öcalan/Bookchin), and they recommend works such as “If there's one book you're going to read today, I'd recommend @LoneberryWang's Carceral Capitalism. It details the way racism and neoliberalism is deeply intertwined.”, showing a clear love of learning and theory-building. They also engage in conceptual clarification, as in “Remember, meritocracy under capitalism is just their justification for why some people should be poor and suffer.” and “The biggest victory for capitalists is creating a liberal conservative divide within capitalism itself, thus indoctrinating people into believing in a false dichotomy where there's no alternative outside of capitalism.”, where they analyze ideological narratives rather than just reacting emotionally. While there is moral courage and solidarity in tweets like “Calling for 'the end of the cycle of violence' without returning the homeland back to Palestinians is like hitting someone on the playground and stealing their toy and then saying 'alright no more fighting now' while pocketing the toy”, the dominant through-line is intellectual critique and a drive to understand systems, which is quintessentially Ravenclaw.

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Killing in the Name fits @Anarchy4kids because it’s an aggressively anti-authoritarian anthem that attacks state violence, imperialism, and systemic oppression, all of which they frequently criticize. Their bio as an “anarcho communalist (Öcalan/Bookchin)” and stance that “[the military is terrible because it's a imperialistic murder machine]”(https://x.com/Anarchy4kids/status/1353794576822243328) strongly resonate with the song’s denunciation of militarized power structures. The tweet about monarchies being “built upon violent unjust hierarchies” and merely “sucking up the country's wealth” — “[this is how we should treat all monarchies]”(https://x.com/Anarchy4kids/status/1353327810841079810) — lines up with the song’s rejection of illegitimate authority. Their view that “[the stock market and economy has absolutely nothing to do with the lives of the common people. It's just a playground for rich people to exploit]”(https://x.com/Anarchy4kids/status/1354260647912079362) also echoes Rage Against the Machine’s class-conscious, anti-capitalist critique. Finally, their skepticism of the US two-party system — “[the biggest victory for capitalists is creating a liberal conservative divide within capitalism itself]”(https://x.com/Anarchy4kids/status/1363924854672666631) — mirrors the band’s broader message that mainstream politics is designed to maintain oppressive systems rather than liberate people.

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