Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Intellectually curious: Reads diverse literature and theory, from Dostoyevski and Oscar Wilde to Sartre and Bartolomé de las Casas, e.g. “estoy leyendo brevísima relación de la destrucción de las indias, de bartolomé de las casas, y la estoy pasando muy mal”.
- Politically engaged: Expresses clear leftist and feminist analysis, e.g. “debería ser obligatorio considerar el marxismo dentro del feminismo…” and support for Bakunin and Lenin in multiple tweets.
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares feelings of sadness, sensitivity, and enthusiasm, e.g. “estoy muy sensible y muy triste en estos días help” and intense joy over books and songs like “me pongo de pie y aplaudo QUE BUENA NOVELA EL RETRATO DE DORIAN GRAY”.
- Aesthetic sensitivity: Shows strong appreciation for beauty in art, music, and language, such as calling ‘fé’ for heart “LINDÍSIMO” in “en el vocabulario kaingang corazón se dice 'fé' y me parece LINDÍSIMO” and admiring Persian paintings and Blanes’ El resurgimiento de la patria.
- Critical thinker: Questions dominant narratives about religion, colonialism, gender, and politics, e.g. “'la llegada de los españoles fue un intercambio cultural' y el dichoso intercambio cultural es esto:” and critiques of redefining lesbianism in “es un loco que las mujeres trans o personas no binarias re definan el lesbianismo…”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh judgmental: Tends to dismiss or insult groups rather than engage, e.g. “son tan estúpidos que ni siquiera pueden formular sus estupideces sin la ia” and “dios mio deberían considerar el ser trumpista como un desorden mental”.
- Emotionally overwhelmed: Frequently describes feeling very affected or distressed, e.g. “estoy muy sensible y muy triste en estos días help” and feeling unwell reading violent historical accounts like “y la estoy pasando muy mal”.
- Conflict oriented: Often frames issues in combative or absolute terms, such as “saquen a estos argentinos del continente” and strong denunciations like “capitalismo es vender cosas ok si dale”.
- Digital discontent: Feels strained by online life despite heavy engagement, e.g. “si muchas de mis actividades no estuvieran digitalizadas yo sería muy feliz”, suggesting tension between usage and well‑being.
- Self‑critical insecurity: Expresses doubts about her own experiences and capacities, e.g. “yo a veces me pregunto si no sentiré vergüenza de confesar las situaciones donde fui victima” and joking that she has “la capacidad crítica de un niño de 5 años”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa Simpson is the best match because, like her, this user is intensely bookish, politically engaged, and emotionally expressive. They are constantly reading and reflecting on literature and philosophy, from starting Dostoyevski and Oscar Wilde to Sartre, as in “en lo que me resta de enero me voy a dedicar a leer las obras de oscar wilde” and “estoy re leyendo 'el existencialismo es un humanismo' de sartre!!!!”. Their leftist, feminist, and anti‑imperialist politics echo Lisa’s moral seriousness and activism, seen in tweets like “lenin vivió! lenin vive! lenin vivirá!” and “debería ser obligatorio considerar el marxismo dentro del feminismo”. They also show a Lisa‑like passion for art and classical music, loving Clara Schumann and paintings from various cultures, as in “me encanta cómo diversas culturas antiguas tenían una deidad para el vino (y otros alcoholes) y la embriaguez” and “que preciosas se ven las bailarinas y músicas persas en las pinturas de la dinastía qajar”. Finally, their mixture of vulnerability and idealism — for example “estoy muy sensible y muy triste en estos días help” alongside enthusiastic literary and musical fangirling — strongly mirrors Lisa’s combination of earnest intellect and tender, sometimes overwhelmed, emotional life.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFJ
They seem more introverted (I) than extroverted: their joy centers on solitary or intimate activities like reading and films, e.g. starting Dostoyevsky in “comencé 'pobres gentes' de dostoyevski”, reading Grimm in “estoy leyendo los cuentos de los hermanos grimm y me está gustando demasiado”, or re‑reading Sartre in “estoy re leyendo 'el existencialismo es un humanismo' de sartre!!!!”. Their focus is clearly intuitive (N): they constantly generalize from specifics into big-picture themes about culture, colonialism, religion, and ideology, as in “las religiones nacen con el propósito de dar sentido a la vida, unificar comunidades y ofrecer motivos de lucha a los seres humanos” and “torres garcia... proponiendo que america latina debe pensarse desde si misma y no desde valores 'del norte' es un mensaje lindísimo que hace mucha falta hoy en día”. They are strongly feeling (F)-oriented, framing politics and theory in moral-emotional terms: they react viscerally to injustice in “estoy leyendo brevísima relación de la destrucción de las indias… y la estoy pasando muy mal” and discuss violence against women as “horripilante” but true in “pensar la violencia sexual como una forma de terrorismo… es, sin dudas, horripilante… pero también es muy cierto”. Their style is judging (J) rather than perceiving: they take clear, structured stances on feminism, Marxism, surrogacy, and language, evident in firm declarations like “debería ser obligatorio considerar el marxismo dentro del feminismo…” and their critique of redefining lesbianism in “es un loco que las mujeres trans o personas no binarias re definan el lesbianismo…”. The combination of introspective literary/cultural obsession, abstract moral theorizing, intense empathy for suffering, and principled, value-driven judgments aligns most closely with INFJ, often called the idealistic, theory-heavy advocate.
Some pickup lines for you
- If in Kaingang ‘fé’ means ‘heart’, then scientifically speaking I’ve just developed a deep interest in comparative linguistics… specifically, the way my fé keeps gravitating toward yours.
- You unlocked a new level when you started watching movies with English subtitles; if we watched The Piano Teacher together, would that unlock the achievement ‘two lesbians silently overanalyze patriarchy and then kiss’?
- You read Bartolomé de las Casas, Bakunin, Lenin, Sartre, Clarice Lispector, Wilde and still have room in your head to cry over Basil Hallward and Sybil Vane… I don’t want to say you’re my ‘best January read’, but I’d definitely underline you in several colors.
- You said you want films that feel like a Hole song; I can’t direct a movie, but I can offer you a main character energy date: messy hair, feminist rant, champagne supernova playing in the background, and we run away together before the sun comes up — soundtrack by Oasis, script by Clarice.
- You: reading Grimm, Dostoyevsky, ‘Panza de burro’, dreaming of Vedic Sanskrit and getting mad at people who call loquat ‘culo abierto’. Me: just wondering if I need to learn all of that too, or if you’d accept a humble apprentice who brings mate and listens while you explain the world.
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Your new Twitter bio
Alexa | reader of Wilde & Dostoyevski, Bakunin enjoyer, feminist killjoy in training. Once called loquats ‘open butt’ in a medieval trivia night.– @anarquiavelika
Your signature cocktail
Champagne Supernova Feminista
This cocktail is built on bubbles because “champagne supernova es mi personalidad desde hace 10 años” “champagne supernova es mi personalidad desde hace 10 años y esta perfecto que así sea”, so champagne is the obvious star. Yerba mate–infused gin nods to her coastal, mate-sipping life with “un mate, el maricon de mi perro y música” “un mate, el maricon de mi perro y música” and her Latin American, school-of-the-south sensibility from “torres garcia con su idea de la escuela del sur…”. Apricot purée brings summer sweetness and softness, inspired by “en verano son los albaricoques” “si en invierno son las tangerinas, en verano son los albaricoques”, mirroring how tender she gets about books and music, like “la confesión de basil hallward me hizo lagrimear”. The dash of bitter herbal liqueur represents her sharp political and feminist edge, from “debería ser obligatorio considerar el marxismo dentro del feminismo…” to “es un loco que las mujeres trans o personas no binarias re definan el lesbianismo…”. Finally, a delicate rose water mist evokes her literary-romantic soul, echoing Petrarchan devotion in her bio and her love for romantic stories like “me niego a que hoy sea un mal día porque soy fan n1 de clara schumann y mi youtuber favorita subió un vídeo sobre ella y su romance 🙏🏻”, making the drink both revolutionary and heartbreakingly pretty.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Their timeline is saturated with intellectual curiosity and a clear love of learning across many disciplines, which is quintessentially Ravenclaw. They delight in language and etymology, noting that in Kaingang vocabulary heart is said as 'fé' and calling it beautiful in “en el vocabulario kaingang corazón se dice 'fé' y me parece LINDÍSIMO”, and they explore medieval semantics with amused fascination in “en la edad media le decían CULO ABIERTO al níspero 😭😭”. Their reading habits are intense and wide-ranging—Dostoyevski, Bartolomé de las Casas, Sartre, Oscar Wilde, Grimm, Clarice Lispector—seen in tweets like “en enero leí 11 libros…”, “estoy leyendo brevísima relación de la destrucción de las indias…”, and “en lo que me resta de enero me voy a dedicar a leer las obras de oscar wilde”. They show reflective, analytical thinking about religion, politics, and feminism, for instance when they dissect the theological framing of Eve in “'la mujer que me diste por compañera…' adán desplaza la responsabilidad…” and insist on integrating Marxism into feminism in “debería ser obligatorio considerar el marxismo dentro del feminismo…”. Even in leisure, they treat films and art as texts to be interpreted—seeing queer subtext in paintings in “me gusta pensar que la obra noche de verano… representa a amantes lésbicas” and evaluating The Piano Teacher as a theory of female experience in “pasaré la madrugada mirando 'the piano teacher' después daré mi veredicto…”. While they clearly have strong convictions and compassion, the consistent pattern of intellectual engagement, aesthetic reflection, and hunger for knowledge weighs most heavily toward Ravenclaw.
Your movie
Your song
Champagne Supernova - Oasis
The best song for them is “Champagne Supernova” because they explicitly frame it as part of their identity: “champagne supernova es mi personalidad desde hace 10 años y esta perfecto que así sea”. The song’s dreamy, nostalgic, slightly melancholic tone matches their sensitivity and recurring sadness, like when they say “estoy muy sensible y muy triste en estos días help”. Its themes of time, loss, and wondering who will truly be there for you resonate with lines such as “if i'm to fall would you be there to applaud or would you hide behind them all?”. They also constantly quote Oasis and this song in particular, for example: “someday you will find me caught beneath the landslide in a champagne supernova in the sky!!!!”, showing how deeply it colors their emotional world. Between their love of literature, political consciousness, and romantic intensity, the hazy, reflective, and grand feeling of Champagne Supernova encapsulates both their inner drama and their longing for something larger than everyday life.
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