
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
The user most closely matches Bart Simpson, who is impulsive, excitable, a little chaotic, and very online-coded in attitude. Their timeline is full of all-caps reactions and unfiltered excitement like “TSHZJGXKDOYXOYXOGXKHCOUV. IM SO” and “HELLOOOOOOOOOO!?!?!?!?! XAVIER PUBLIC FKNG AGAIN 😍”, which mirrors Bart’s loud, dramatic energy. Much like Bart obsessing over comics, games, and pranks, this user hyperfixates on gacha pulls and male characters, for example “i might have the best and worst luck on genshin. like the amount of times i went over 79 pity is insanity” and “so normal about xavi”. Their chaotic humor and slightly horny, irreverent tone in tweets like “WHY WHY WHY DID YOU GUYS COME HOME I NEED THE TOP CHARAS NOT THE BOTTOMS I NEED THEM D!CK” and “dick” also fits Bart’s mischievous, boundary-pushing side. At the same time, beneath the chaos there’s genuine affection and passion for their interests, similar to how Bart cares deeply in his own way, as seen when they gush over characters like “#CosmicEncounter hes so beautiful i love him so so much” and celebrate others’ luck and pulls in a supportive way across their timeline.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: their timeline is loud, reactive, and highly expressive, often screaming into the void about pulls and characters and engaging with others’ content, e.g. “HELLOOOOOOOOOO!?!?!?!?! XAVIER PUBLIC FKNG AGAIN 😍” and multiple manifesting / good-luck posts for other players like “i hope that everyone who is pulling for arataki itto gets him”. Their interests and language suggest iNtuition over Sensing: they obsess over fictional characters, scenarios, and fandom emotions rather than concrete real-life detail, such as “JACE WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING STUPID. THE DUKE FUKING LOVES YOU SO MUCH YOU STUPID BITCH” and “I just want a solo levelling m!reader insert where we just help out sung jin woo and no romance with any character whatsoever”. They’re clearly Feeling-oriented: posts are driven by emotional highs and lows (“love,” “hate,” “IM SO BROKE,” “IM SO SAD”), and they frequently show empathy and encouragement, e.g. “I hope that everybody who’s trying to get Zhongli or his constellation a good luck”. Finally, they appear more Perceiving than Judging: their gacha spending and pulls look impulsive and reactive rather than carefully planned, like “I am now broke” and “Why do i keep downloading gacha games”, and their tweeting style is spontaneous, chaotic keyboard-smash reactions such as “HES SO KJASHDKAJSHDKAJSCBKAJSBCKASJDHKALEDHKWLDHALKSDHL”. Putting this together, the best-fitting MBTI type is ENFP: expressive, fandom-obsessed, emotionally driven, and impulsively enthusiastic.

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Gacha strategist & ARPG enjoyer. Known to lose 50/50s, not hope. Once hit 100 pity for the wrong character and still logged in the next day.– @anastascius

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is bright, chaotic, and a little dramatic—just like a timeline full of gacha pulls and keysmashes. Blue curaçao mirrors all the nights spent in Teyvat and other games, from “Finally triple crowned alhaitham!” to “I GOT C1 XIAO!! I WON MY 50/50”. Passionfruit liqueur captures the thirsty, excitable stan energy behind posts like “HES SO KJASHDKAJSHDKAJSCBKAJSBCKASJDHKALEDHKWLDHALKSDHL” and the simple, iconic “dick”. Sparkling rosé reflects the soft but dramatic love for characters—“hes so beautiful i love him so so much”—and the LGBTQ+ sparkle in their bio. A sharp hit of lime juice stands for the salt and suffering in tweets like “Wtf I went into pity lost 2 fkn 50/50 and still didn’t get Eiden”, while edible glitter on top honors that manifestation, hype, and wishful chaos from “ALL ARATAKI IITO WANTERS WILL BE HAVERS”.

Your Hogwarts House
The strongest throughline in their tweets is warmth, encouragement, and a kind of communal optimism that’s very Hufflepuff-coded. They repeatedly send good-luck wishes to others, like when they write things such as “I hope that everyone who’s wishing for Shenhe gets her”, “I hope that everybody who’s trying to get Zhongli or his constellation a good luck”, and “CONGRATS TO EVERYONE WHO GOT ARATAKI ITTO!”, which shows a generous, supportive nature rather than competitiveness. Even when manifesting their own pulls, they extend that energy outward, like “Yelan Summoning Circle. Good luck to those summoning for Yelan!”, centering the community’s success as much as their own. Their gaming habits show persistence and willingness to grind—e.g., “after sacrificing a lot of fragile resin, I finally get to triple crown my itto!” and “Finally triple crowned xiao”—which aligns with Hufflepuff’s work ethic more than flashy ambition. While they’re passionate and impulsive in reactions (lots of all-caps and emotional outbursts), the consistent focus on celebrating others’ wins and enduring long grinds for their faves fits Hufflepuff’s core traits of loyalty, patience, and kindness better than the other houses.

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Ava Max’s Kings & Queens fits them because it’s a loud, unapologetically queer pop anthem, matching their bio "heyoo|🔞|genshin|🏳️🌈" and the way they scream about their faves like “HES SO KJASHDKAJSHDKAJSCBKAJSBCKASJDHKALEDHKWLDHALKSDHL”. The song’s theme of owning your desires and being dramatic about what you love mirrors their intense gacha highs and lows, like “Wtf I went into pity lost 2 fkn 50/50 and still didn’t get Eiden and I only have like 40 mins left FUCKKKKKKKKKKK”. Their timeline is filled with over-the-top affection for male characters and ships, such as “so normal about xavi” and “Blade Ilysm”, which matches the song’s larger‑than‑life romantic energy. The confident, campy tone of Kings & Queens also echoes how they hype others up in the community, for example wishing luck to fellow pullers in posts like “I hope that everyone who’s wishing for Shenhe gets her” and “all arataki itto wanters will be havers”. Overall, the song’s mix of glittery drama, queer pride, and emotional intensity matches how they tweet about games, characters, and their fandom life.

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