Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally expressive: Frequently shares strong feelings about comfort characters, music, and friends, e.g., intense affection in tweets like loving their parents, comfort from fancasts, and reactions to albums.
- Community‑oriented: Engages deeply with multiple fandoms (Harry Potter Marauders, Yellowjackets, SPN, HOTD), boosting others’ threads, calling for reports on harmful accounts, and inviting people to view friends’ content.
- Affectionate friend: Uses warm greetings like “oi vidas,” thanks friends for teaching words, and openly appreciates people who make them happy (e.g., talking about how Agatha Nunes brings them comfort).
- Humorous self‑aware: Jokes about being “mandraka,” wanting to be “planetária,” and exaggerated fandom takes (e.g., screaming about ships, absurd vampire and açaí tweets) with clear self‑irony.
- Socially conscious: Calls out racism, ableism, misogyny, and transphobia in fandom spaces, e.g., criticizing description of Dorcas, slur use for Remus, and pointing out how certain discourse fuels homophobic/transphobic invalidation.
Weaknesses:
- Conflict‑prone: Openly expresses desire to start fights on Twitter and calls people “chato” or “insuportável,” showing a tendency to escalate instead of de‑escalate clashes.
- Sexually impulsive: Posts graphic sexual fantasies (e.g., explicit descriptions of sex acts and wanting to have sex during fertile period with strangers) in a very public space, which can backfire socially.
- Emotionally overwhelmed: Mentions wanting a day without being themselves, constant tiredness, and extreme distress about people still liking their posts, suggesting difficulty regulating emotions.
- Attention‑seeking: Frequently seeks intense connection (web‑dating for a day, wanting hugs that hurt, asking for DT, creating separate accounts for threads) in ways that can appear needy or dependent.
- Boundary struggles: Keeps engaging with people they don’t want around (e.g., distressed about certain women still interacting yet unsure how to remove followers), showing difficulty enforcing clear online limits.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: thoughtful, emotionally intense, and deeply online-fandom-brained. Like Lisa, they mix strong ideals and critical sense with hyperfixations, especially on fandoms and representation, e.g. “dorcas é uma personagem canônica preta e foi descrita como branca, ao invés da autora colocar que o remus tem uma deficiência no quadril ela apelidou ele como 'manco' 🥰 além da misoginia escancarada” and “esse tipo de coisa aqui abre tanto discurso pra pessoas homofóbicas/transfobica nos invalidarem de uma maneira absurda”. They show introspective vulnerability and emotional fatigue in a very Lisa way, as in “eu só passar um dia sem me sentir cansada um dia sem existir um dia sem ser eu um dia sem falar um dia sem” and the craving for intense comfort in “queria um abraço sabe mas aquele braço que faz todos os ossos do meu corpo doer faz meu pulmão arder sabe…”. At the same time, they’re passionate and a bit dramatic about the media they love—“eu poderia passar HORAS falando sobre a snape gang sem me cansar mDs eu amo tanto eles amo tanto” and “TERMINEI DE ESCUTAR O NOVO ÁLBUM DA BILLIE E PUTA QUE PARIU TÔ A VINTE MINUTOS SEM REAÇÃO”—which fits Lisa’s tendency to fixate intensely on interests. Their mix of activism, niche intellectual fandom (Harry Potter, Yellowjackets, mythology), and emotional oversharing is much closer to Lisa’s vibe than to the more chaotic or apathetic energy of Homer or Bart.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert (E) because they constantly seek interaction, attention, and connection, e.g., asking for web relationships and emotional intimacy: “alguém webnamora comigo por um dia por favor eu mando o pix é sério eu tô no período fértil carente I need to talk to someone lobo mal bb [picture]” and “queria uma amizade em que eu fosse tratada igual uma namorada mesmo a gente não namorando, entende? [picture]”. Their feed is highly expressive and idea-driven rather than detail-driven, showing Intuition (N) in fandom theorizing and imaginative scenarios like “vocês sabiam que eu gosto muito de juntar mitologia grega com yellowjackets??? inclusive tenho uma teoria muito hoa [picture]” and playful fantasy such as “vampiros eu sei que vocês existem e eu sei que vocês querem beber do meu sangue raro e delicioso... [picture]”. They clearly prioritize emotions, relationships, and values, indicating Feeling (F)—they talk about comfort characters and emotional bonds (“fancast do sev com descendência asiática me traz TANTO conforto não sei explicar [picture]”, “eu só passar um dia sem me sentir cansada um dia sem existir um dia sem ser eu um dia sem falar um dia sem [picture]”) and defend marginalized identities and characters with moral language (“esse tipo de coisa aqui abre tanto discurso pra pessoas homofóbicas/transfobica nos invalidarem de uma maneira absurda [2 pictures]”). Their behavior is spontaneous and flexible rather than structured, pointing to Perceiving (P): they constantly change packs and usernames (“mudei a pack [picture]”, “gente e seu mudar o user????? [picture]”), improvise impulsive actions (“vou baixar free fire [picture]”), and openly admit disorganization (“perdi meu caderno meu estojo tá vazio minha bolsa estourada mds que horror [picture]”). Overall, the combination of high social energy, emotional intensity, imaginative fandom engagement, and a chaotic, go-with-the-flow lifestyle fits ENFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you wanted a hug that makes every bone hurt and still leaves a warm feeling after… I can’t promise broken ribs, but I can absolutely be the kind of embrace that lingers in your timeline and your mind.
- You webbegged for someone to date you for a day, pay them via pix and listen to you in your ‘período fértil carente’… how about we upgrade that to a long-term contract: I listen to your Severus rambles and Prongsfoot hcs, you just pay me in voice notes and chaotic tweets.
- You imagining Prongsfoot brasileiros, fancasting Sev with Asian descent, defending Team Green and yelling that the Blacks are Russian… your brain is basically a multiverse. Let me be the little HC where we become canon.
- If Sirius is a ‘passiva patética’ and Voldemort is a ‘bixa patética’, então deixa eu ser o ativo responsável da sua fanfic: I’ll revolt against anyone who hurts you, elf, Death Eater or annoying mutual on the tl.
- You want to be a ‘planetária’, feed vampires your ‘rare and delicious’ blood, and then eat an açaí so big you get dehydrated… we’re clearly on the same level of insanity. Date me and we’ll orbit each other’s chaos instead of just the block button.
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Fandom analyst & HC enthusiast | Yellowjackets, HP & House of the Dragon on the brain 24/7 | Once considered becoming ‘planetary’ for the bit– @anazitooos
Your signature cocktail
Mystery Mix
A unique blend.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
They show a very Slytherin mix of sharpness, self‑preservation, and intense, almost combative attachment to their interests. When talking about conflicts and harassment, they push others toward a defiant, self-protective stance, telling someone to stop tolerating mistreatment in “oxi anon manda esse povo toma no cu e seja feliz” and urging people to act against a harasser in “denunciem a nova conta que ele criou aqui no twt!!!!”, which reflects both protectiveness of their circle and a readiness to go on the offensive. Their fixation on specific characters and ships like Severus, Prongsfoot, Jegulus, Drastoria and how they defend them with intensity — for example “se você não gosta do severus então pq vive com o nome dele na boca?” and “drastoria não tem fandom, não tem tempo de tela, poucas fanarts, quase nenhuma fanfic, MAS ELES TEM O POVO!” — signals a tribal, almost partisan loyalty that fits Slytherin’s in‑group mentality more than Hufflepuff’s universal kindness. They often fantasize about being powerful or elevated in some way, joking about status in “nunca contei isso aqui mas na vida real eu sou a maior mandraka e estou prestes a virar planetária só esperando o pix cair na conta” and again in “não ironicamente queria ser planetária”, which shows an aspirational, status‑conscious streak. Their dramatic, sometimes ruthless language in posts like “nossa senhora que vontade de arrumar briga no twitter jesus amado” and “como pode um ser humano ser tão chato pqp” reveals a temperament that leans more toward aggressive self‑assertion than Gryffindor’s moral heroics or Hufflepuff’s patience. Taken together — the defensiveness of their people, the ambition and status jokes, the sharp tongue, and the fierce way they guard their niche interests — Slytherin is the best fit.
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Your song
bad guy - Billie Eilish
Billie Eilish’s bad guy fits them because it’s playful, chaotic, and a little unhinged in a fun, self-aware way, just like their timeline. They oscillate between horny shitposting and dark humor, for example wanting “um bucetão encharcado de sangue” in “um dia eu ainda vou chupar um bucetão encharcado de sangue, um dia deus vai realizar o meu sonho” and fantasizing about vampires in “vampiros eu sei que vocês existem e eu sei que vocês querem beber do meu sangue raro e delicioso…”, which matches the song’s mix of menace and flirtation. Their fandom brainrot and obsessive loves (e.g. “eu não acho que você entenda o quanto eu amo os prongsfoot” and “eu poderia passar HORAS falando sobre a snape gang sem me cansar”) echo the intense, almost performative persona Billie leans into. At the same time, they show exhaustion and vulnerability underneath the bravado, like in “eu só passar um dia sem me sentir cansada um dia sem existir um dia sem ser eu…”, mirroring how bad guy undercuts its own toughness with irony and insecurity. Their gender-fluid/queer vibes and love for messy, dramatic narratives (“SEV GÊNERO FLUIDO ☹️💗💗💗💗💗💗💗”, “eu vou virar uma pessoa INSUPORTÁVEL quando essa temporada lançar estarei nas trincheiras defendendo o team green”) also align with the subversive, identity-bending swagger of the track.
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