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Milhouse is the quintessential nerdy, socially‑awkward teen who constantly feels lonely and inadequate, which mirrors @anderestandaard’s self‑deprecating and desperate posts. The user writes, "I'm so fucking lonely dude" and "I need new friends", echoing Milhouse’s perpetual search for acceptance. Their tweet, "I'm a complete failure and I've done nothing productive this year", and "I'm going to die alone and forgotten by everyone" capture Milhouse’s low self‑esteem and fear of being overlooked. The bio’s emphasis on math, programming, linguistics and a love of internet culture ("I don't do meth I do math…") reflects Milhouse’s nerdy interests and geeky humor. Overall, the combination of chronic loneliness, craving for connection, and nerdy intellectual pursuits aligns best with Milhouse Van Houten.

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The user shows strong introverted tendencies, focusing on internal feelings and self‑reflection, as seen in tweets like "I'm a complete failure and I've done nothing productive this year" and "I'm so fucking lonely dude". Their content is dominated by abstract, imaginative ideas rather than concrete details, e.g., "If you told Aristotle that in 2,500 years people would be consuming brainrot..." and "What if you open the App To Destroy All Opps and it destroys you instead...". They make decisions and express themselves primarily through personal emotions and values, evident in statements such as "I wish I get to hear 'I love you' said to me someday" and "God i need a girlfriend". Finally, their posting style is spontaneous, scattered, and flexible, with frequent random jokes and last‑minute self‑promotion ("Dear oomfs, retweet this i need new mutuals", "I need new friend groups can you all invite me to some discord servers"), indicating a perceiving preference. Overall, these traits align most closely with the INFP type.

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Math student, urbanist, polyglot (EN/ES/NL/FR). I once coded a subway map that ended up looking like a pizza. Game dev, linguist, and meme enthusiast.– @anderestandaard

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The cocktail is named "Polyglot's Paradox" to reflect the user's multilingual self‑description ("EN/ES/NL/FR OK") and his constant inner conflict. The smoky mezcal base represents his Mexican roots and the bitter edge of his self‑deprecating humor, as he once posted "I'm a complete failure and I've done nothing productive this year". A splash of Scotch whisky nods to his tweet "I'm slowly developing a scottish accent". Bright blue Curaçao and a shot of espresso mirror his love for math and late‑night existential thoughts, echoing "I don't do meth I do math" and "I'm going to die alone and forgotten by everyone". Finally, a drizzle of elderflower liqueur adds a subtle floral sweetness, echoing his yearning for connection in tweets like "I need new friends" and "Low key craving a girlfriend".

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The user’s bio declares "I don’t do meth I do math" and lists interests in linguistics, urbanism and maths, showing a strong love of learning. A tweet references Aristotle and ancient Greek, "If you told Aristotle that in 2,500 years people would be consuming brainrot, he would not understand you, because you do not speak ancient greek," highlighting intellectual humor. Their clever, meme‑style jokes like "The funny bone factory called, they're recalling your unit for being faulty" demonstrate wit, a hallmark of Ravenclaw. While they express loneliness and a desire for connection, the emphasis on knowledge, curiosity, and clever wordplay aligns best with Ravenclaw’s values of wisdom and wit.

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Their timeline repeatedly emphasizes feelings of isolation and self‑deprecation, such as 'I'm so fucking lonely dude' and 'I'm going to die alone and forgotten by everyone', echoing the refrain 'I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo'. The lyric 'I don't belong here' aligns with their statements like 'I'm a complete failure and I've done nothing productive this year'. Their yearning for connection ('I need new friends', 'Low key craving a girlfriend') mirrors the song's desperate longing for acceptance. Overall, Radiohead's 'Creep' captures the mix of melancholy, alienation, and yearning that pervades @anderestandaard's tweets.

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