Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative writer: Shares poems and blog posts, like “poemas de fevereiro, março e abril!! leiam minhas poesinhas” and game criticism “tentei brincar de escrever crítica de jogos”.
- Ambitious learner: Dives into new skills such as programming and Chinese, e.g. “aprender progrmaação é meio desesperador” and “aprendendo chines pra virar influencer na china”.
- Self-reflective: Frequently analyzes her own behavior and moods, like “ordenei meus humores nada pode me parar daqui pra frente” and “a minha capacidade de estragar minha vida é pra ser estudada”.
- Socially courageous: Pushes herself to interact more, as in “falei com muita gente por minha propria atitude ganhei tipo 25 seguidores no insta”.
- Passionate creator: Invests heavily in making games and art, from “fiz um joguinho!!” to “quero fazer mais jogo @_@ estou viciada”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh self-image: Speaks very negatively about herself, e.g. “feia e indesejavel moment” and “autoestima alcançando novos niveis abissais”.
- Emotional volatility: Swings between optimism and despair, like “hoje(hoje) é o dia que deixo de ser loser” and shortly after intense distress in “estou chorando como nunca estive pqp viver é impossivel”.
- Alcohol overuse: Repeated posts about heavy drinking and bad outcomes, such as “bebi demais sozinha” and “vomitei chorei e tudo mais”.
- Validation dependency: Links mood strongly to others’ attention, e.g. “abstinencia de validação feminina(1 dia sem)” and frustration with dating/attention in “mulher q ninguem quer”.
- Future anxiety: Shows stress about life direction and capabilities, as in “aprender progrmaação é meio desesperador” and “acho q eu vou voltar pra faculdade” framed with uncertainty.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Olivia most closely matches Lisa Simpson: thoughtful, anxious, creative, politically aware, and always juggling intellect with emotional turbulence. She’s constantly creating and learning, from making her own game (“fiz um joguinho!! nao ta taoo bom... mas estou orgulhosa de ter posto algo nesse mundinho”) to writing criticism and poetry (“tentei brincar de escrever crítica de jogos pela primeira vez e saiu isso”, “poemas de fevereiro, março e abril!! leiam minhas poesinhas”). Like Lisa, she’s politically radical and reflective about the world (“estou me tornando cada vez mais anarco”, “transfobia aqui transfobia disfarçada de academicismo... impossivel viver de boa”). She also oscillates between ambition and self-doubt, calling herself a loser while trying to improve (“hoje(hoje) é o dia que deixo de ser loser”, “autoestima alcançando novos niveis abissais”). Finally, her yearning for connection and feeling misunderstood (“as vezes eu so queria que alguem pegasse na minha mao”, “lendo yuri e pensando que eu nunca mais vou ser amada denovo”) strongly echoes Lisa’s mix of emotional intensity, romantic idealism, and chronic feeling of being out of place.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert: although they enjoy people, a lot of their emotional life is solitary and introspective, like getting drunk alone and spiraling inward in tweets such as “bebi demais sozinha” and “as vezes eu so queria que alguem pegasse na minha mao”. The strong focus on meaning, symbolism, and inner experience points to Intuition over Sensing: they talk about “gnose” in “cansei de ser desejada eu desejo gnose”, joke about being understood via poets and a ska band in “pra entender a condição olivia vc precisa ler mt paul celan fernando pessoa e ouvir streetlight manifesto”, and describe themselves as “ontologicamente exausta” in “ontologicamente exausta”. They are clearly Feeling-oriented, prioritizing emotions, relationships, and values over detached logic: they struggle with guilt and love in “me sinto culpada por nunca me despedir das minhas amigas da roda trans” and “lendo yuri e pensando que eu nunca mais vou ser amada denovo”, and react strongly to injustice in “transfobia aqui transfobia disfarçada de academicismo na rede vizinha impossivel viver de boa”. Their lifestyle appears Perceiving rather than structured and planned: they improvise ambitious creative and life projects on the fly, like “e se eu fizer um sokoban com dungeon crawler e visual novel com certeza é uma boa ideia”, or impulsive experiments such as “pagar tinder gold e botar na china tem sido muito engraçado”, and they describe themself as someone who can “estragar minha vida” in “a minha capacidade de estragar minha vida é pra ser estudada”, hinting at a messy, flexible approach to decisions. Altogether, a deeply introspective, emotionally intense, value-driven, and creatively scattered profile fits INFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you’re still looking for that harsh noise show (08/11/2025)… I volunteer as tribute to stand next to you, lose my hearing, and maybe find a little gnose together.
- You said learning programming feels overwhelming (10/15/2025), but you already solved the hardest problem in computer science: you turned my attention from O(n) to O(only-you).
- I played KAIROS (10/01/2025) and read your game critique on Substack (09/17/2025) and your poems on Bearblog—at this point I don’t just want to hold your hand (11/23/2025), I want to be a recurring character in your entire expanded universe.
- You: ‘today is the day I stop being a loser’ (11/21/2025). Me: perfect, that’s exactly the kind of character development I look for before asking someone out for kare and post‑Vasco doomposting.
- You’re out here rejogando 1000xRESIST (11/19/2025), studying Chinese to become a Chinese influencer (01/15/2025), and making shmups in 10 days (09/21/2025)… be honest, Olivia: are you min‑maxxing real life, or just speedrunning your way into my heart any%?
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Game dev + essay/poetry nerd; powered by coffee, Vasco heartbreak & harsh noise. Once learned Chinese just to joke about becoming a Chinese influencer.– @andodevagarinho
Your signature cocktail
Ontologically Exhausted Negroni (Have a Nice Life Remix)
This drink is a strong, slightly chaotic spin on a classic negroni—because you’re out late, working, coding and feeling things intensely, like when you said you were “ontologicamente exausta” and coming home from work at midnight. The cachaça infused with espresso is for the Brazilian girl who broke her coffee maker (“minha cafeteira quebrou estou muito triste”) but still keeps going, half fueled by caffeine, half by stubbornness. Campari brings the sharp bitterness of doomposting about Vasco (“nao aguento mais o vasco destruindo meu dia”) and nights crying alone with Have a Nice Life (“ficar bebada ouvindo have a nice life talvez nao seja a melhor ideia”). Sweet vermouth is the soft, poetic core that writes blogs, poems and game criticism even when you feel unlovable (“lendo yuri e pensando que eu nunca mais vou ser amada denovo”, “poemas de fevereiro, março e abril!! leiam minhas poesinhas”). The dash of saline is for all the tears, guilt, and longing for connection (“as vezes eu so queria que alguem pegasse na minha mao”), turning salt into balance instead of just pain. Finally, the grapefruit flame over the top is that sudden surge of charisma and self-belief that made you talk to everyone and gain followers (“nos ultimos 2 roles eu simplesmente falei com muita gente por minha propria atitude ganhei tipo 25 seguidores no insta”)—a bright, smoky spark over a complex, bitter-sweet base.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Olivia shows a strong Ravenclaw streak through her intellectual curiosity and love of learning. She talks about diving into complex subjects and media that challenge her, like when she says she’s "viciada em ler livros que me fazem me sentir burra" and mentions a "hiperfoco em alquimia", suggesting a genuine enjoyment of difficult, abstract ideas. Her creative output is constant and varied: she writes poems for her blog ("poemas de fevereiro, março e abril!! leiam minhas poesinhas", "Poemas de outubro"), experiments with game criticism ("tentei brincar de escrever crítica de jogos pela primeira vez"), and makes her own games ("fiz um joguinho!!" with a link to her itch.io). She openly frames learning as both exciting and overwhelming, like in "aprender progrmaação é meio desesperador tipo tem tanta coisa pra aprender qq eu faço", but keeps pushing into programming, game design, and Chinese ("aprendendo chines pra virar influencer na china"), which fits Ravenclaw’s love of knowledge for its own sake as well as for quirky projects. Even her self-description mixes philosophy and aesthetic references—"pra entender a condição olivia vc precisa ler mt paul celan fernando pessoa e ouvir streetlight manifesto"—revealing a literary, reflective mind. While she has flashes of ambition and emotional drama, the consistent throughline is intellectual exploration and creative experimentation, making Ravenclaw the best fit.
Your movie
Your song
Streetlight - Streetlight Manifesto
The best fit is “Streetlight” by Streetlight Manifesto, partly because they explicitly reference the band as essential to understanding themselves: “pra entender a condição olivia vc precisa ler mt paul celan fernando pessoa e ouvir streetlight manifesto”. The song’s mix of melancholy, anxiety, and stubborn forward motion matches their oscillation between doomposting and determination, like “ontologicamente exausta” and then “ordenei meus humores nada pode me parar daqui pra frente”. Lyrically, Streetlight deals with feeling lost, overwhelmed, and still pushing on, which resonates with their posts about programming and game dev struggles, such as “aprender progrmaação é meio desesperador tipo tem tanta coisa pra aprender qq eu faço” and “ngm me disse que pra fazer um jogo voce precisa fazer TODO ele”. The song’s emotional volatility also fits their intense vulnerability around loneliness and self-image, from “as vezes eu so queria que alguem pegasse na minha mao” to “autoestima alcançando novos niveis abissais”. Finally, the fast, wordy, almost literary nature of Streetlight Manifesto echoes their identity as a poet and critic, who shares blog posts and poems like “poemas de fevereiro, março e abril!! leiam minhas poesinhas” and game criticism pieces such as “tentei brincar de escrever crítica de jogos pela primeira vez e saiu isso”.
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