Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate: Shows intense enthusiasm for cars, music, and games, e.g. pride in his Audi and racing: “O audi está nas pistas novamente !!!!!!! (Dps q o Léo gravou isso teve um rachinha bruto)”
- Humorous: Uses playful jokes and self-irony, like adding a random car into others’ photos: “Meu novo passa tempo e colocar um gol nas fotos dos outros”
- Reflective: Thinks about life, faith, and experiences: “hoje aconteceu umas paradas muito estranhas, parece que foi uma provação e tipo eu sindo q eu segurei a bomba e passei” and “Mano como q pode Deus ser bom o tempo todo????”
- Loyal: Shows attachment to things and communities, e.g. keeping an item he loves: “tenho o meu até hoje, amo ele” and valuing the A3 group: “que bom q me acolheram bem no grupo dos A3”
- Emotionally-open: Openly shares feelings about films, nostalgia, and life: “Rocky 1 foi um dos filmes q mais me emocionaram” and “Nostalgia é uma das piores drogas q existem”
Weaknesses:
- Risk-taking: Talks about dangerous behavior with cars and substances, e.g. “5 likes eu tento fazer um flat shift hoje e estouro o câmbio do carro” and “Benadryl and percocet all night”
- Aggressive-language: Frequently uses hostile or vulgar phrasing, such as “Voltando a ser fechado com o movimento anti IA, se vc é a favor de IA vai tomar no cu!!!!” and insults like “verme espiritual caralho q chingamento bruto mano”
- Judgmental: Harshly criticizes others’ appearance or tastes, e.g. “Eu NUNCA vou entender oq vcs veem de bonito nessa mina…” and “Quem gosta do da esquerda já tomou brainwash da Microsoft”
- Self-destructive: Hints at neglecting health and flirting with harmful coping: “esse ano vai ser o ano do concerto… so vai faltar concertar minha saude” plus the drug-heavy bio and “Benadryl and percocet all night”
- Gender-disparaging: Uses dismissive comments about women and skill, e.g. “Pior q se pá n tem uma mulher no br q joga bem essa porra” and objectifying tone in “quero uma retardadinha pra chamar de minha”
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
André most closely matches Bart Simpson: impulsive, rebellious, thrill‑seeking, but with occasional flashes of sincerity. He clearly loves chaos, danger and pushing limits, from joking about meds and partying in “Benadryl and percocet all night” to daring car antics like “5 likes eu tento fazer um flat shift hoje e estouro o câmbio do carro”. His obsession with loud cars and power — e.g. “Vcs nunca vão entender mas andar desse jeito é uma das melhores experiências q existem, a sensação de poder de estar em uma 4 cilindros com escape só o cano é absurda” — fits Bart’s need for adrenaline and showing off. The dark, edgy humor and anti‑authority streak show up in posts like “Fuck the law, death to the cops Fuck the world, I'ma stay gone” and “Voltando a ser fechado com o movimento anti IA, se vc é a favor de IA vai tomar no cu!!!!”, very in line with Bart’s “underachiever and proud of it” vibe. At the same time, he has emotional depth and nostalgia, seen in “Nostalgia é uma das piores drogas q existem” and love for things like Rocky in “Rocky 1 foi um dos filmes q mais me emocionaram”, hinting at the more vulnerable, reflective side that Bart occasionally lets slip.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISTP
They read as more introverted than extroverted: most enjoyment is in solo or small-group activities like night drives and gaming rather than parties, and even when with others, the focus is the experience itself (e.g. “insomnia e test drive part 3 feitas!!!!!!!!!” and “É tão bom usar o carro sem ser pra ir trabalhar”), plus they openly say they’re “fechado” with certain movements, suggesting a more selective social circle. Their heavy focus on cars, mechanical details, and tangible experiences fits Sensing: they talk about specific parts and sensations like “finalmente consegui fazer pipoco só com o coletor. Que downshift magico”, “nem to andando com coleto 4x1 e sem catalisador nao kkkkk”, and concrete gaming experiences like “Far cry 3 em 2014 mudou minha vida” more than abstract theorizing. Their tone is blunt, critical, and often combative, which aligns with Thinking over Feeling: they casually dismiss things and people with lines like “Eu NUNCA vou entender oq vcs veem de bonito nessa mina…”, “Voltando a ser fechado com o movimento anti IA, se vc é a favor de IA vai tomar no cu!!!!”, and “Quem gosta do da esquerda já tomou brainwash da Microsoft”, prioritizing judgments and opinions over harmony. They seem more Perceiving than Judging: they are impulsive and spontaneous, joking about risky experiments like “5 likes eu tento fazer um flat shift hoje e estouro o câmbio do carro” and flirting with hacking/mischief in “Será q dá justa causa clonar o alarme da empresa no flipper zero?”, and their plans (re-watching anime, going to a sketchy ‘rolê’) feel loose and non-structured, e.g. “mes q vem vai ter um role num lugar cabuloso q eu só espero voltar vivo”. The combination of hands-on mechanical fascination, love of speed, risk-taking, and terse, direct expression is strongly characteristic of ISTP: they revel in the physicality and performance of machines (“Vcs nunca vão entender mas andar desse jeito é uma das melhores experiências q existem, a sensação de poder de estar em uma 4 cilindros com escape só o cano é absurda”), enjoy tinkering and testing limits, and shift between detached analysis and intense sensory engagement rather than long-term structured planning.
Some pickup lines for you
- If your Audi is ‘cada dia mais feliz’, imagine me riding shotgun while you do that ‘downshift mágico’ with just the manifold – I promise I’ll scream louder than the exhaust pops.
- You said ‘se meu demônio da paralisia do sono fosse um carro, seria um Marea turbo’… lucky for you, I’m much more reliable than a Marea and twice as dangerous on late-night drives.
- You’re out here going to work listening to ‘essa pedrada de álbum’ and planning roles ‘num lugar cabuloso só esperando voltar vivo’ – let me be the reason you actually want to come back.
- You resurrected the bike, saved the Audi, and still miss working with sewing… with that much dedication to fixing things, I’m pretty sure my heart would be the easiest project on your 2026 concerto list.
- You want to be ‘emo sertanejo’, listens to Yung Buda and Phantom Menace, and still cries at Rocky 1 – if you ever need someone to hold you during the nostalgia comedown at 3AM GANG, I volunteer as tribute.
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Daytime Excel warrior, nighttime A3 mechanic. Once scared a biker with my exhaust and apologized on Twitter. Cars, games, anime & questionable playlists.– @Andregt_xd
Your signature cocktail
Poisoned Audi at 3AM
This cocktail hits like a late-night highway pull, strong and slightly unhinged, nodding to their love of loud cars and reckless experiments like “5 likes eu tento fazer um flat shift hoje e estouro o câmbio do carro” and “finalmente consegui fazer pipoco só com o coletor. Que downshift magico”. The overproof dark rum is the raw power and chaos of “100% BODY NEVER FOUND GANG” and “MANKIND IS DEAD BLOOD IS FUEL HELL WAS FULL”. Coffee liqueur captures the insomnia vibe of “3AM GANG” and the grind of using the car for work in “É tão bom usar o carro sem ser pra ir trabalhar”. Grapefruit juice adds a sharp, bittersweet edge for the emotional undertone of their bio and lines like “Nostalgia é uma das piores drogas q existem”. The mezcal rinse is pure exhaust and burnt rubber, honoring “cada dia mais feliz com meu Audi velho” and “Vcs nunca vão entender mas andar desse jeito é uma das melhores experiências q existem, a sensação de poder de estar em uma 4 cilindros com escape só o cano é absurda”. Finally, a dash of saline reflects the mix of dark humor, near-melancholy and resilience behind tweets like “hoje aconteceu umas paradas muito estranhas, parece que foi uma provação e tipo eu sindo q eu segurei a bomba e passei” and the self-aware chaos of “Benadryl and percocet all night”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
André shows a very Slytherin blend of ambition, edge, and self-preservation. His obsession with performance and pushing limits in risky ways, like wanting to do a flat shift just to the point of breaking the gearbox – “5 likes eu tento fazer um flat shift hoje e estouro o câmbio do carro” – reflects a drive to test boundaries and chase intensity. There’s also a hard, confrontational stance toward things he dislikes, for example his aggressive position on AI – “Voltando a ser fechado com o movimento anti IA, se vc é a favor de IA vai tomar no cu!!!!” – which fits Slytherin’s unapologetic commitment to personal beliefs. He frequently aligns himself with dark, violent or nihilistic aesthetics, like “100% BODY NEVER FOUND GANG” and “I'll take you down to my slaughterhouse Fuck the law, death to the cops Fuck the world, I'ma stay gone”, leaning into an intimidating persona rather than seeking harmony. Even his willingness to joke about misusing tech at work – “Será q dá justa causa clonar o alarme da empresa no flipper zero?” – shows a mischievous, rule-bending resourcefulness. There are hints of loyalty and passion, but the dominant pattern is ambition, edge, and a survivalist, transgressive streak that align most strongly with Slytherin.
Your movie
Your song
Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana
A chaotic, rebellious grunge anthem like Smells Like Teen Spirit fits André’s mix of angst, nihil humor, and youthful recklessness. His bio (“All of my heroes are rotting in their fucking graves…”) and lines like “I'll take you down to my slaughterhouse Fuck the law, death to the cops Fuck the world, I'ma stay gone” echo the song’s anti‑authority, alienated mood. He swings between darkness and adrenaline, from “Benadryl and percocet all night” and “Nostalgia é uma das piores drogas q existem” to the rush of cars and speed like “Vcs nunca vão entender mas andar desse jeito é uma das melhores experiências q existem, a sensação de poder de estar em uma 4 cilindros com escape só o cano é absurda”. At the same time, he shows self‑aware chaos and depression masked with irony, for example “mes q vem vai ter um role num lugar cabuloso q eu só espero voltar vivo” and “esse ano vai ser o ano do concerto… so vai faltar concertar minha saude”. That blend of destructive fun, emotional heaviness, and cynical humor is exactly the energy of Nirvana’s most iconic track.
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