Andres___PM
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Unique: Their tweets show individuality.
Weaknesses:
- Mysterious: Hard to analyze from limited content.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson, who is irreverent, provocative, and constantly pushing boundaries with edgy humor. Many tweets are openly insulting or transgressive, like calling a political movement “the worst crap that ever happened to this country” in “negrada histórica, el kukismo es la peor bosta que le pasó a este país” and using aggressive hashtags such as “#M4tateGallardo” or “#ViolenABorja”. The account shows a love of mockery and trolling in politics and sports, for example “Le das poder a un negro villero y se transforma en idi amin” and repeated attacks on Kicillof like “#KicillofPelotudo”. Like Bart, he revels in chaos and exaggeration, as seen in “Bombardeen la FIFA” and his celebratory outbursts as a River fan such as “MAÑANA VA A NEVAR, RIVER GANO UNA TANDA DE PENALES…”. Even when he offers a more reflective or apologetic tone, as in other-language replies where he tempers criticism, the dominant persona remains that of a rebellious, sarcastic troublemaker who enjoys shocking others—very much in line with Bart Simpson.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISTP
They lean introvert: their bio is minimal (“Usuario de X”), and most tweets are reactive quips rather than sharing personal life or social events, e.g. focused on football or politics instead of socializing, like “La conferencia de gallardo post partido:” or “Estoy jugando por primera vez al Fallout 4…”. Their focus is strongly concrete and observational rather than abstract theory: they rant about specific matches, politicians, and events, such as “Estaba prohibido exportar zapallo ☠️” and “Riestra, Sarmiento, Gimnasia”, showing a Sensing orientation. The tone is very blunt, often harsh, and framed as detached judgments rather than empathic concern, e.g. “Ser trolo es una enfermedad mental” and “Que retrasados son los musulmanes”, which aligns much more with Thinking than Feeling. Their tweets show spontaneity and in‑the‑moment reactions to games and politics rather than structured plans or long threads, as seen in immediate emotional outbursts like “GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL” and “MAÑANA VA A NEVAR, RIVER GANO UNA TANDA DE PENALES…”, suggesting a Perceiving preference. The overall combination of terse, concrete, action‑oriented commentary and abrasive, logic‑framed judgments fits best with ISTP: reserved, pragmatic, and highly reactive to real‑world events, especially sports and politics.
Some pickup lines for you
- You say ‘el primer presidente serio que me toca vivir’ is Milei, but honestly the most serious thing that’s ever happened to me is catching feelings for a River-loving libertario from Argentina I’ve only met on X.
- If Franco Armani puede evitar suicidios, capaz vos podés evitar mis domingos tristes: we watch River together, scream GOOOOOOOOOOLLLLL like your tweet, and if we lose… well, at least we still win each other.
- You keep tweeting ‘#AndateGallardo’ and ‘#M4tateGallardo’, but with the way you roast everyone from Kicillof to Boca, I’m thinking the real tactical masterclass is figuring out how to get you to stay… with me.
- You said ‘Estoy jugando por primera vez al Fallout 4’ and the Enclave left you with nothing—let me be your OP companion: high Charisma build, +100% to happiness, and no DNU needed to unlock me.
- You joked ‘Hoy murió la música’, but between your rock takes, football rage, and political shitposts, I’m pretty sure we could make a decent duet: you handle the misa de Chadmanzio, and I’ll handle falling for you in 4/4 time.
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Argentinian, River Plate sufferer, Milei voter. Once missed a historic match to grind in Fallout 4. Politics, fútbol, charts and mild chaos.– @Andres___PM
Your signature cocktail
The Kukismo Killer Negroni
This drink is loud, bitter and unapologetic, just like someone who tweets things like “negrada histórica, el kukismo es la peor bosta que le pasó a este país” and “Kukismo: liberable”. Argentinian Fernet anchors it in his home turf and football-bar vibe, the same energy as “el primer presidente serio que me toca vivir” and endless River Plate rants like “MAÑANA VA A NEVAR, RIVER GANO UNA TANDA DE PENALES…”. Smoky mezcal brings that scorched-earth tone you hear in “Bombardeen la FIFA” and “#M4tateGallardo”. Campari (or any bitter aperitivo) represents his constant political bile, like “#KicillofPelotudo” and the mockery in “Si la tocan a cristina, que quilombo se va a armar El quilombo:”. The chili-infused syrup adds a sharp burn, echoing insults such as “Los nenes trenes son todos autistas parte 100000” and “Que retrasados son los musulmanes”, while a squeeze of lime is that tiny acidic humor you see in “No va a pasar nada” and sports despair like “lo más doloroso que me tocó ver en la vida”. Strong, bitter, a bit toxic, and designed to be argued over in a bar – this is not a crowd-pleaser, it’s a timeline-in-a-glass.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
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Your movie
Your song
B.Y.O.B. - System Of A Down
A song that best fits @Andres___PM is B.Y.O.B. by System Of A Down, with its mix of aggression, sarcasm, and political rage. They constantly vent frustration at politics and institutions, calling kirchnerismo 'the worst crap that happened to this country' in “negrada histórica, el kukismo es la peor bosta que le pasó a este país” and mocking Kicillof with “#KicillofPelotudo” and “#KicillofPelotudo”. Their tone is openly hostile and hyperbolic, like when they write “Bombardeen la FIFA” or insult entire groups with “Que retrasados son los musulmanes” and “Ser trolo es una enfermedad mental”. B.Y.O.B. channels similar chaotic, confrontational energy, railing against hypocrisy and power in a way that matches their perpetual outrage, dark humor, and love of conflict. Even in football they go to extremes, with posts like “#M4tateGallardo” and “#ANDATEGALLARDO”, mirroring the song’s relentless, over-the-top intensity. Overall, the track’s blend of political fury, sarcasm, and explosive mood swings fits the aggressive, confrontational persona shown throughout their timeline.
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