Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative Multihyphenate: Andressa identifies as a “Musician, Artist, Animator, Pixel artist” and expresses ambition to work as a “music producer”.
- Supportive Friend: She consistently posts “Daily reminders” to hype up her friends and encourages others to “follow oomf”.
- Artisan Integrity: She is vocal against AI, criticizing those who claim it “helps beginners” while simultaneously putting down actual novice artists.
- Appreciative Nature: She frequently expresses love for her community, telling her followers “I love all of you please never go away”.
- Enthusiastic Hobbyist: Her passion for interests like Balatro, Hatsune Miku, and Half-Life is clear, such as when she shouts “I LIVE FOR HATSUNE MIKU”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-Deprecating Identity: Both her username and bio, featuring “andressaSUCKS”, suggest a habit of using negative self-branding.
- Oversharing Tendencies: She posts very personal or unfiltered thoughts, such as asking for a “penis butter and vagelly sandwich”.
- Attention Seeking: She openly admits to a desire for internet fame, wishing she was “popular enough to have an evil parody account”.
- Erratic Posting: She floods the timeline with repetitive content, such as a “thread” of over ten nearly identical “what if scaley was in...” tweets.
- Immature Humor: She uses shock-value humor and crude language, such as shouting “PUTA QUE PARIU” or posting “yoshi inflation”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Like Lisa, Andressa is a multi-talented young creative who identifies as a “Musician, Artist, Animator, Pixel artist” and expresses frustration when age barriers prevent her from professional opportunities, noting how “these mfs don't allow anyone who's below 18” in the music industry. She possesses a strong moral compass and intellectual wit, frequently critiquing modern trends like AI by pointing out the hypocrisy of “people who use AI saying its helps beginners start out” while discouraging actual novice artists. Despite her sharp tongue, she shares Lisa's deep emotional core and appreciation for community, often posting “daily reminders” to support her friends and declaring “I love all of you please never go away”. Her niche interests in Hatsune Miku and indie animation reflect Lisa's tendency to embrace subcultures that make her stand out from her peers.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
Andressa demonstrates Extroversion through her constant public 'daily reminders' to friends and her desire for social recognition, as seen when she wishes she had enough followers to “say 'Fish' and have 100 people reply 'Scaley'”. Her Intuition is evident in her creative pursuits as a musician and animator and her penchant for abstract humor, like imagining friends in various fictional scenarios like “what if scaley was alone at the edge of the universe humming a tune”. She leans toward Feeling, prioritizing emotional expression and warmth, frequently telling her followers “I love all of you please never go away”. Finally, her Perceiving trait shows in her spontaneous posting style and self-admitted forgetfulness, exemplified when she says, “sorry i forgor to keep going” regarding her daily series.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you Balatro? Because you’re the only thing I’ve found that actually tastes better than sex.
- I’m no music producer, but I’d never reject you for being under 18—we can just compose a 'temporary peace treaty' over some cookies mid-fight.
- I may not have 100 people waiting for the cue, but if you say 'Fish,' I promise I’ll be the first one to reply 'Scaley.'
- Is your design a maze? Because I’m happy to let the lines of your imaginary mind carry me on forever.
- Forget the hydrogen bomb and the coughing baby—you’re the only thing on my timeline that could ever make my nose bleed like Miku.
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Brazilian multi-hyphenate artist & musician. Once dreamt my entire timeline attended my birthday party—now I just produce pixel art and wait for my VR headset.– @andressaSUCKS
Your signature cocktail
The Achromatic Aeronaut
This cocktail starts with a fiery Brazilian Cachaça base to honor her roots and her hilarious “PUTA QUE PARIU” energy. The muddled strawberry represents her “Yummy” tea breaks, while the mint soda reflects her “favourite flavor” and refreshing honesty. It’s served with blueberry 'pixels' to celebrate her life as a “Musician, Artist, Animator, Pixel artist”, and a dash of bitters for the “stupid dumb” humor she brings to the timeline. This experimental drink captures the chaotic vibe of someone who keeps “RUNNING LIKE A CHICKEN WITH ITS HEAD CUT OFF” through the internet.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Andressa's profile is deeply rooted in loyalty and community spirit, which are quintessential Hufflepuff traits. She maintains a consistent "daily reminder" series to praise her friends, such as “Daily reminder #26 that @ZanyScales... are all awesome”, and frequently uses her platform to uplift others, telling her followers to “follow oomf” or “gas this”. Her affectionate nature is further evidenced when she tells her mutuals, “I love all of you please never go away”. Beyond her kindness, her Hufflepuff 'fairness' shines through when she criticizes the gatekeeping of art, noting how AI users “say that people who aren't using ai but are also beginners aren't good”.
Your movie
Your song
Rule #4 - Fish in a Birdcage
The whimsical and high-energy nature of Rule #4 - Fish in a Birdcage matches @andressaSUCKS’s vibrant online persona as a 14-year-old musician and artist. Their playful fixation on friend group 'lore' and repetitive inside jokes, like the numerous 'what if scaley was in...' prompts, mirrors the song's fast-paced, imaginative storytelling. The track’s avian metaphors align with their choice to tweet the chaotic lyrics “BUT I FALTER ON THE FORETHOUGHT I KEEP ON RUNNING LIKE A CHICKEN WITH ITS HEAD CUT OFF”. Furthermore, their deep connection to the Object Show Community and friends—exemplified by stating “I love all of you please never go away”—resonates with the song's theme of finding a place to belong through creativity.
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