Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Deeply loving: Repeated declarations like “All I want is you. All I need is you.” and “I love you, no one else. No one else deserves my love other than you” show intense capacity for love.
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares feelings of longing, fear, and devotion in tweets such as “I'm so afraid of abandonment, just don't leave me deserted”.
- Loyal partner: Focuses exclusively on one person with posts like “I love you, no one else” and “Can he just be mine”.
- Self‑aware: Recognizes emotional patterns and sensitivities, as in “I feel so overly sensitive today, normally I'm not”.
- Romantic idealist: Frames love in dramatic, lifelong terms like “til death do us part” and “suicidal love” themes.
Weaknesses:
- Extreme dependency: Tweets such as “I think I'm gonna die if I'm not right next to you” show an intense reliance on one person for emotional stability.
- Self‑destructive: Mentions and depicts self‑harm like “Yes I cut his name on my skin” and “Cut myself with a knife for you”.
- Low self‑worth: Describes themself as “Life would be better off without a pathetic cuck like me” and “I'm not worthy of love”.
- Jealous attachment: Admits intense jealousy in “I can't help but be jealous when people talk to him, I feel pathetic”.
- Suicidal fixation: Frequent death‑related romanticization, such as “I just wanna die with you” and the “suicidal love” lyrics tweet, shows concerning fixation.
Your Simpsons character
Milhouse Van Houten
Andre most closely matches Milhouse Van Houten. Milhouse is intensely attached and dependent in his relationships, much like Andre’s obsessive devotion to "him" in tweets like "I love you, no one else. No one else deserves my love other than you" and "I would do anything he says. Anything.". There is also a strong sense of low self-worth and desperation for validation, reflected in "Life would be better off without a pathetic cuck like me" and "I'm not worthy of love", which mirrors how Milhouse often feels unimportant and overlooked. The romantic fixation mixed with pain and instability—seen in "I just wanna die with you Cut myself with a knife for you" and "I'm so afraid of abandonment, just don't leave me deserted"—fits Milhouse’s melodramatic, heartbreak-prone personality. Even the jealous, anxious tone in "I can't help but be jealous when people talk to him, I feel pathetic" lines up with Milhouse’s clinginess and fear of losing the person he adores.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They read as strongly introverted (I): their world revolves around one person and an intense inner emotional life rather than socializing, shown by tweets like “Talking to anyone that isn't him makes me feel sick” and “On valentine's I will be lonely, but at least I have him ♡”, with no interest in broader social activities. Their focus is on intuitive (N) themes—idealized love, death, and meaning—rather than practical details, as in “I love to fantasize about jumping whilst holding hands with someone, perfect way to end” and “Suicidal love, suicidal love I won't ever feel complete, so can you tell me I'm enough?”. They are clearly feeling (F)-dominant, making decisions and judgments based on raw emotion and attachment: “I would do anything he says. Anything.” and “I'm not worthy of love” center self-worth and values rather than logic. The spontaneity, emotional volatility, and lack of structured planning suggest perceiving (P) over judging: their tweets are impulsive emotional outpourings like “I think I'm gonna die if I'm not right next to you” and “I just really need you in my life”, with no sign of careful long-term organization. Overall, the intense inner romantic idealism, self-sacrificing devotion, and emotionally charged, somewhat chaotic expression best align with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said on Valentine’s you’ll be lonely but at least you have him—plot twist: what if this year you get both, him on your screen and me holding your hand offline?
- You fantasize about jumping while holding hands as the perfect way to end… can I offer an alternate ending where we just fall hopelessly for each other instead?
- You carved his name into your skin; I don’t want you to bleed for me, but I’d happily spend all night proving you *are* worthy of love, and not just the suicidal kind you tweet about.
- You said talking to anyone that isn’t him makes you feel sick—lucky for me I’m planning on becoming ‘him’ adjacent, a medically-approved cure for that jealousy and abandonment anxiety.
- You listen to ‘fever’ whenever you miss him… if we ever date, I’m warning you now: I’m going to be that annoying song stuck in your head, on repeat, soothing you day and night like natural selection chose us on purpose.
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Your new Twitter bio
Andre | Jokela | caffeine-fueled romantic who overthinks everything. Once played one song on repeat for a week and called it “therapy.”– @andrevcnge
Your signature cocktail
Suicidal Love on the Rocks
This cocktail hits hard and fast with overproof rum, mirroring how intensely attached and self-destructive their love feels in tweets like “I just wanna die with you Cut myself with a knife for you” and “Suicidal love, suicidal love I won't ever feel complete, so can you tell me I'm enough?”. Blackberry liqueur brings a dark, romantic sweetness for the way everything revolves around “him,” as seen in “I love him so much” and “All I want is you. All I need is you.”. Sharp lime juice cuts through like their jealousy and fear of being left, echoing “I can't help but be jealous when people talk to him, I feel pathetic” and “I'm so afraid of abandonment, just don't leave me deserted”. Soft rose syrup adds a fragile, obsessive romance, fitting their carvings and devotion in “Yes I cut his name on my skin” and “til death do us part”. Finally, a dash of saline reflects the tears, self-loathing, and emptiness behind the fixation, like “Life would be better off without a pathetic cuck like me” and the lonely yearning of “On valentine's I will be lonely, but at least I have him ♡”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Andre’s defining trait across these tweets is intense, almost absolute loyalty and devotion to one person, which aligns most closely with Hufflepuff. Statements like “I love you, no one else. No one else deserves my love other than you” and “I would do anything he says. Anything.” show a willingness to subordinate everything else in his life to this bond, even at personal cost. His fear of abandonment and desire for someone who will stay, as seen in “Everybody leaves, will you stay true for me?” and “I’m so afraid of abandonment, just don’t leave me deserted”, point to a longing for stable, faithful connection, which is very Hufflepuff-coded. Even when his self-esteem is low (“Life would be better off without a pathetic cuck like me”, “I’m not worthy of love”), his thoughts still orbit around staying by this person’s side, as shown in “I really hate everything beside you All I want is to be beside you”. While there are elements of impulsivity and self-destructiveness (e.g., “Yes I cut his name on my skin”), the consistent through-line is steadfast, obsessive attachment rather than ambition, intellectualism, or a hero complex, making Hufflepuff the best fit.
Your movie
Your song
Control - Halsey
A well‑known song that fits Andre best is Control by Halsey, which captures obsessive, self-destructive attachment and feeling like a ‘monster’ inside your own head. Their tweets show an intense, almost consuming dependence on one person, like “I think I'm gonna die if I'm not right next to you” and “Talking to anyone that isn't him makes me feel sick”, echoing the song’s themes of losing control over one’s emotions. The self-harm and devotion blend in “Yes I cut his name on my skin” and “I want his name carved all over my body”, which parallels the song’s dark, painful self-image. Their low self-worth in “Life would be better off without a pathetic cuck like me” and “I'm not worthy of love” matches the lyrics about being frightening even to oneself. Overall, Control reflects Andre’s mixture of suicidal romantic obsession, self-loathing, and a mind that feels overwhelming and dangerous, as seen in “Suicidal love, suicidal love… I'm such a feen like baby will you be my drug?”.
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