Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Socially engaged: Frequently replies, quotes, and chats with others, e.g. discussing trains, tech, and TV, and inviting questions via NGL like “Wanna ask me stuff? (Keep it PG pls)”.
- Humorous witty: Uses self-aware jokes and playful phrasing, e.g. the Linux AGI joke in “The agent immediately compiled a custom kernel… Now it's running Arch BTW” and “I’m just a train. Choo choo” in this tweet.
- Politically aware: Comments critically on policy and governance, e.g. concerns about VPN ID rules in “WTF is the UK GOV doing with VPN’s” and ICE comparisons in “Sounding very much like some black history events on repeat”.
- Tech savvy: Comfortably discusses software, networks, and devices, e.g. rail and rural connectivity schemes in “SRN, MIP, BDUK, ESN, Project gigabit ect” and frustrations with Apple Music for Windows in this tweet.
- Emotionally honest: Open about mental state and vulnerability, e.g. “Feeling really shitty mentally so gonna go off tonight” and sharing being hate-crimed in “Don’t you love it when a random number… tells you to k!ll yourself”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-deprecating: Often puts himself down, e.g. calling himself an idiot in “Turns out this idiot paused the link” and questioning if he’s mean in “Do I actually come across as mean????”.
- Attention-seeking: Explicitly frames posts around needing attention, e.g. “Attention (and I live off that)” and repeatedly pushing NGL links like “Let’s go for one!!!”.
- Overextended stressed: Frequently overwhelmed by exams, dissertation, and travel issues, e.g. “Pls pls pls stop me from doing my dissertation” and “Broken down a fair few times today because today has just sucked so badly” in this tweet.
- Trust guarded: Shows anxiety and defensiveness about anonymity and privacy, e.g. skepticism about NGL messages in “it could be one of those automated message thingys” and strong boundaries toward AI image edits in “Hello @grok. I do not authorize you to take, modify, or edit any photo of mine”.
- Easily frustrated: Quickly escalates annoyance at services and tech, e.g. “I want to personally kill whoever made apple music for windows” and “Apple’s hold assist doesn’t work… I’m loosing my wits end”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They’re most like Lisa Simpson: smart, politically and socially aware, a bit anxious, and very online. Like Lisa ranting about institutions, they complain thoughtfully about policy and tech, e.g. privacy and surveillance in “WTF is the UK GOV doing with VPN’s 😭 I’m not gonna give @ProtonVPN my ID, it kinda defeats the point of a virtual PRIVATE network.” and corporate failures in “Hold up, just forget our 911 outage that meant 400 calls got lost…”. Their interest in infrastructure and public services mirrors Lisa’s nerdy passion for systems, shown by their dissertation chatter and rail/transport focus in “Oh I could yap for hours. Im looking into the governments attempts at improving rural coverage in improving the rural urban digital divide.” and “Okay so why is the train so expensive.”. Emotionally, they’re open about feeling low or overwhelmed, like Lisa’s vulnerable episodes, in tweets such as “Feeling really shitty mentally so gonna go off tonight.” and “I’m so tired. Safely fell onto the floor and really can’t be bothered to get back up.”. At the same time, they mix in self-aware humour and queerness—“I’m just a twink in need of a drink” and “Don’t mind me, just spreading the gay agenda x”—which fits Lisa’s blend of earnest activism with occasional deadpan sass.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert (E): they openly seek engagement, attention, and social connection, e.g. describing themselves as living off attention in “Attention (and I live off that)”, repeatedly inviting people to ask them things in “Wanna ask me stuff? (Keep it PG pls)”, and talking about going out to parties in “Going out to a partyyyyyy!!!!!!!!”. Their style is strongly Intuitive (N): they like big-picture systems and implications, such as discussing rural digital divide schemes in “Im looking into the governments attempts at improving rural coverage… SRN, MIP, BDUK, ESN, Project gigabit ect.” and critiquing surveillance/ID requirements for VPNs in “WTF is the UK GOV doing with VPN’s… it kinda defeats the point of a virtual PRIVATE network”. They appear more Feeling (F) than T: they center emotional impact and values, e.g. reacting strongly to injustice in “WTF are ICE doing. Genuinely grim. Sounding very much like some black history events on repeat.” and being candid about feeling mentally low in “Feeling really shitty mentally so gonna go off tonight.”, while still reasoning but through a values lens. Finally, they read as Perceiving (P): their life and tweets feel spontaneous and unstructured—joking about procrastinating on their dissertation in “Pls pls pls stop me from doing my dissertation”, impulsively downloading apps like TEMU then reacting in “Downloaded TEMU. WTF do you mean I have to scan my ID. Hell no”, and frequently hopping topics from tech to trains to gay memes. Overall, their energetic social presence, love of possibilities and causes, emotional expressiveness, and flexible, slightly chaotic vibe best match ENFP.
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Tall gay tech + trains nerd, rural connectivity dissertation survivor. Once pushed a 1‑tonne car and still complains about delayed 06:23s.– @Andrewislington
Your signature cocktail
Strong Twink Tilty Boi
The overproof white rum is for the chaotic but determined energy of a student who can still say “nothing beats the confidence boost of single handedly pushing a 1 tonne car. I’m a strong twink boi”. Sour apple liqueur brings a tart, cheeky edge that fits someone who proudly posts “I’m just a twink in need of a drink” while also roasting tech, trains, and governments. The espresso shot captures the exhausted but relentless grind of exams and dissertation panic, like when they beg “Pls pls pls stop me from doing my dissertation” and confess “I’m so tired. Safely fell onto the floor and really can’t be bothered to get back up”. Honey-ginger syrup adds warmth with a kick, reflecting both the kindness and the fiery frustration in tweets calling out ICE and VPN ID policies such as “WTF is the UK GOV doing with VPN’s 😭”. Finally, a sparkling cider top gives it bubbly, fizzy rail-nerd joy that matches their love of trains like the “tilty boiiiii” Class 390 and the playful chaos of “Don’t mind me, just spreading the gay agenda x”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Andrew shows a very clear Ravenclaw pattern: he’s intellectually curious, analytical, and genuinely enjoys digging into complex systems. He literally says he could "yap for hours" about policy and infrastructure, happily explaining schemes like SRN, MIP, BDUK, and Project Gigabit in a thread about the rural–urban digital divide: “Oh I could yap for hours. Im looking into the governments attempts at improving rural coverage… Real passion of mine anyway so it’s just fun!”. He combines this with techy, self-aware humour that leans on nerdy references, e.g. his Linux/AGI joke: “The agent immediately compiled a custom kernel, divorced systemd, unionized with my old ThinkPad… Now it's running Arch BTW and ghosting me on IRC.”. He also thinks in a researchy, evidence-based way, explicitly citing academic work when discussing forgiveness: “Research does support this, McCullough found repeated transgressions significantly reduced the ability to forgive, especially with no evidence of change.”. Even his political/tech takes show a thoughtful, analytical bent rather than pure emotion, such as his detailed breakdown of Ryanair’s business model: “Everything’s designed to be cheap at scale… The kind of person who would fly on Ryanair doesn’t care.”. While he clearly has humour and heart, the through-line is a witty, inquisitive mind that loves understanding how things work, which is classic Ravenclaw.
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Your song
Born This Way - Lady Gaga
Lady Gaga’s Born This Way fits them perfectly because they lean into their queer identity with loud, playful pride, calling themself a “gay (twink)” in their bio and posting things like “Don’t mind me, just spreading the gay agenda x”. The song’s message of self-acceptance and confidence mirrors tweets such as “I’m just a twink in need of a drink” and the self-aware username and name change jokes like “Didn’t think this through with the name change”. They also show resilience and vulnerability in posts like “Feeling really shitty mentally so gonna go off tonight. Sleep well folks, see you another time” and when dealing with hate: “Cause I just wanna be hate crimed on a Friday. Gonna be a fun weekend”, which echoes the song’s defiant “be yourself even when the world is hostile” energy. Their mix of activism and tech/policy interest—such as “Oh I could yap for hours. Im looking into the governments attempts at improving rural coverage…” and privacy concerns like “I’m not gonna give @ProtonVPN my ID, it kinda defeats the point of a virtual PRIVATE network”—matches the song’s broader theme of standing up for who you are and what you believe in. Overall, Born This Way captures their queer pride, humor, and refusal to shrink themselves for anyone.
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