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Andrew's personality and lifestyle closely resemble Mr. Burns from The Simpsons, a wealthy and eccentric businessman known for his greed, self-centeredness, and disregard for others. Like Mr. Burns, Andrew enjoys a luxurious lifestyle, 'At a resort so nice the housekeepers are American', and he often makes insensitive remarks, 'Regarding the recent uptick in Phoenix missing persons…'. His desire to maintain his wealth and status, 'People think being rich is all about cars and watches and they don’t even know about the battery drawer', further reinforces his similarity to Mr. Burns, who is obsessed with power and money.

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Husband, Father, Cigar Aficionado, and Lover of All Things 90s. I'm also a bit of a contrarian and I enjoy pushing boundaries. If you're looking for someone to challenge your beliefs and make you laugh, I'm your guy. DM me if you're interested in connecting.– @andrewOingalls

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Andrew's personality aligns with the characteristics of Slytherin house, known for its ambition, cunning, and resourcefulness. He exhibits a strong desire for success and wealth, 'People think being rich is all about cars and watches and they don’t even know about the battery drawer', and he often uses his wit and intelligence to manipulate situations to his advantage, 'Meticulously avoiding saying exactly where we stayed on vacation so they don’t look up how much it costs'. He also displays a strong sense of self-preservation and a willingness to do whatever it takes to get ahead, 'If Bluey ran out in the street in front of my cybertruck I would accelerate'. These traits are indicative of the Slytherin house, which values ambition, power, and self-interest.

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This classic song, which celebrates the pursuit of wealth and material possessions, aligns with Andrew's personality and lifestyle. His frequent references to his wealth, 'People think being rich is all about cars and watches and they don’t even know about the battery drawer', and his enjoyment of luxurious experiences, 'At a resort so nice the housekeepers are American', resonate with the song's theme of material desire. The song's catchy melody and upbeat tempo also reflect Andrew's playful and sometimes provocative nature, 'Banned from local bluegrass club for asking if I should play the guitar or the retard on dueling banjos'.

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