Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humor: Andrew's tweets are often filled with dark humor and sarcasm, as seen in his tweet 'Regarding the recent uptick in Phoenix missing persons…'.
- Contrarian: He frequently challenges societal norms and enjoys poking fun at them, as seen in his tweet 'Why shouldnt I have 8 cars parked in my driveway?'.
- Self-Awareness: He acknowledges his flaws and makes fun of himself, as seen in his tweet 'Out and proud mentally ill wealthy layabout'.
- Nostalgia: He often reminisces about the 90s and expresses a fondness for that era, as seen in his tweet 'The internet peaked when you had to wait 4 minutes for a website to load and it was just a spinning skull gif and a midi file of what it’s like by everlast'.
- Passionate: He expresses strong opinions and passions, both positive and negative, as seen in his tweets about his love for cigars and his dislike for Bluey.
Weaknesses:
- Braggadocio: He frequently boasts about his wealth and status, as seen in his tweet 'People think being rich is all about cars and watches and they don’t even know about the battery drawer'.
- Trolling: He often enjoys provoking reactions from others, as seen in his tweet 'You call me racist yet I choose to live in Atlanta. Curious'.
- Immaturity: He sometimes displays childish behavior and a lack of self-control, as seen in his tweet 'Banned from local bluegrass club for asking if I should play the guitar or the retard on dueling banjos'.
- Self-Doubt: He frequently expresses feelings of inadequacy and a desire to be 'normal', as seen in his tweet 'If you could just be normal you’d have a pretty great life but you can’t'.
- Lack of Empathy: He sometimes makes insensitive comments and jokes, as seen in his tweet 'Regarding the recent uptick in Phoenix missing persons…'.
Your Simpsons character
Mr. Burns
Andrew's personality and lifestyle closely resemble Mr. Burns from The Simpsons, a wealthy and eccentric businessman known for his greed, self-centeredness, and disregard for others. Like Mr. Burns, Andrew enjoys a luxurious lifestyle, 'At a resort so nice the housekeepers are American', and he often makes insensitive remarks, 'Regarding the recent uptick in Phoenix missing persons…'. His desire to maintain his wealth and status, 'People think being rich is all about cars and watches and they don’t even know about the battery drawer', further reinforces his similarity to Mr. Burns, who is obsessed with power and money.
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Some pickup lines for you
- You must be a parking pass, because you're the only thing I want to be close to.
- I'm not sure if you're a margarita or a cigar, but I want to enjoy you both.
- I'm not a classical pianist, but I can make you feel like you're in a speedboat.
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
- I'm not sure if I'm attracted to you or your battery drawer, but I'm definitely interested.
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Husband, Father, Cigar Aficionado, and Lover of All Things 90s. I'm also a bit of a contrarian and I enjoy pushing boundaries. If you're looking for someone to challenge your beliefs and make you laugh, I'm your guy. DM me if you're interested in connecting.– @andrewOingalls
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Slytherin
Andrew's personality aligns with the characteristics of Slytherin house, known for its ambition, cunning, and resourcefulness. He exhibits a strong desire for success and wealth, 'People think being rich is all about cars and watches and they don’t even know about the battery drawer', and he often uses his wit and intelligence to manipulate situations to his advantage, 'Meticulously avoiding saying exactly where we stayed on vacation so they don’t look up how much it costs'. He also displays a strong sense of self-preservation and a willingness to do whatever it takes to get ahead, 'If Bluey ran out in the street in front of my cybertruck I would accelerate'. These traits are indicative of the Slytherin house, which values ambition, power, and self-interest.
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Money (That's What I Want) - Barrett Strong
This classic song, which celebrates the pursuit of wealth and material possessions, aligns with Andrew's personality and lifestyle. His frequent references to his wealth, 'People think being rich is all about cars and watches and they don’t even know about the battery drawer', and his enjoyment of luxurious experiences, 'At a resort so nice the housekeepers are American', resonate with the song's theme of material desire. The song's catchy melody and upbeat tempo also reflect Andrew's playful and sometimes provocative nature, 'Banned from local bluegrass club for asking if I should play the guitar or the retard on dueling banjos'.
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