Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Academic Resilience: He finds solidarity in “lo bueno de recursar” and persists through programming challenges despite constant technical frustrations.
- Physical Discipline: He maintains a consistent gym routine, noting “3 años en el gimnasio nunca me lesione” and achieving high strength levels.
- High Intelligence: He demonstrates extreme academic peaks, claiming to “saque dos 10 en un solo dia” when entering a state of hyperfocus.
- Family Loyalty: He expresses deep affection for his mother, tweeting “te amo mama” and prioritizing her financial wellbeing.
- Resourceful Nature: He values practical solutions, praising his father as “el hombre que resuelve” for building a home cinema.
Weaknesses:
- Aggressive Verbal Hostility: He uses extreme insults and hateful language, specifically targeting women with phrases like “gorda re puta”.
- Emotional Instability: His mood swings lead to impulsive actions, such as when he “reactive twiter porq me queria hacer la paja” or threatens to quit his career.
- Substance Glorification: He jokes about drug use, including “en educacion fisica pa hidratarme llevo lean” and potential steroid use like “tren is the new clen”.
- Compulsive Cynicism: He views therapy as a “mentira blanca” and expresses a deep distrust of psychological and social institutions.
- Casual Ableism: He frequently uses slurs like “mogolico” and “autista” as generic insults or descriptors for his own behavior.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Axl embodies the rebellious, chaotic, and 'edgy' energy of Bart Simpson, particularly through his cynical view of authority and school. Much like Bart's struggles at Springfield Elementary, Axl complains about his academic failures, noting that “lo bueno de recursar es que tenes compañeros que pasan por lo misma sensacion de 'soy un mogolico como no me fije'” and his frustration with teachers. He shares Bart’s penchant for offensive humor, crude remarks about women, and a deep-seated obsession with pop culture, specifically anime and rock music. Furthermore, his self-deprecating humor about his own intelligence and his pride in being a 'problem child' mirrors Bart’s 'Underachiever and proud of it' mantra, especially when he tweets “expansion de dominio autismo” or jokes about his mental state. Ultimately, his mix of gym culture, gaming, and unfiltered delinquency makes him the modern, digital version of Springfield’s favorite brat.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
Axel aligns with the INTP type due to his solitary focus on programming, gaming, and self-reflection, often using humor to mask a cynical worldview. His Introversion (I) is evident in his reliance on AI tools like “a veces somos chatgpt y yo contra el mundo” and his late-night habits. The Intuition (N) dimension shows in his abstract ponderings about social dynamics, such as “que diferencia a una pareja de una amistad que no sea el sexo”, looking for underlying patterns in relationships. His Thinking (T) trait is dominant through a blunt, often abrasive communication style and a preference for logic over tact, seen when he critiques psychologists for giving “la mentira blanca para que te sientas bien”. Finally, his Perceiving (P) nature is clear from his chaotic academic life and last-minute realizations, like “como q habia parcial mañana”, indicating a lack of structured planning.
Some pickup lines for you
- I promise I’m way better at commit history than Visual Studio—if you add me to your life, I’ll never crash or fail to add a reference.
- I don’t need an expansion of my domain to see that you’re the '10/10' highlight of my feed, even if Dr. House hasn't diagnosed it yet.
- Are you a 3,000-line lab project? Because even with one tiny error, I’d never want to give up on you.
- You can stop looking for a sugar mommy or a win-trading partner; I’m already ready to eloboost our relationship straight out of Iron 4.
- Forget the noise white; I think the only thing that could actually cure our schizophrenia is a long walk in Consti waiting for the 4 together.
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UTN programming student specializing in .NET and C#. Passionate about software architecture and gym culture. Once lost a 3-year injury-free streak to an arm wrestle.– @andreysmaevfan
Your signature cocktail
The Hardstuck Inversion
This cocktail is a chaotic mix of academic despair and gym-rat energy, perfect for someone who survives on “a veces somos chatgpt y yo contra el mundo”. The espresso base represents the “insomnio desde chico” and the “hiperfoco del espectro autista” used to tackle 3,000 lines of C# code. The Blue Curaçao honors his daily battle with Microsoft, specifically when “se me crasheo 4 veces el visual studio”, while the high-proof rum reflects his preference for “entrenar pesado” and his love for Berserk. It's a bitter-sweet tribute to a student who “banco a too yugan” and views the world through a lens of dark humor and heavy lifting.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Axl exhibits strong Slytherin traits through his raw ambition, self-preservation, and unfiltered resourcefulness. He displays a cutthroat attitude toward social status and physical standards, such as when he says “una dieta te voy a pasar gorda re puta” or when he admits to exploiting others' luck, noting “encontre una sube cargadajaja le re cabio”. His drive is fueled by a desire for power and wealth, explicitly stating “solo quiero money dinero, y para mamá el mundo entero”, showing that his loyalty is tribal rather than universal. Furthermore, his focus on 'hyperfocusing' for results and his cynical view of social systems align with the cunning and pragmatic nature of House Slytherin.
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Welcome to the Jungle - Guns N' Roses
Axl is a vocal fan of the band, even naming himself after the lead singer and tweeting “gracias axl rose”. The song’s aggressive, chaotic energy mirrors his volatile personality, which oscillates between academic frustration, such as “el descenso a la locura (era cambiar la variable a minuscula)”, and a dark, cynical humor about his environment. His lifestyle in Buenos Aires involves navigating a social 'jungle' where he claims “q pais de garcas si uno es boludo cae muerto”. Ultimately, the track captures his obsession with gym culture, rock aesthetics, and the 'hellish' nature of his daily routine, which he describes by saying “este infierno esta embriagador”.
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