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This account matches Bart Simpson most closely: chaotic, attention-grabbing, and constantly pushing the line but under a layer of satire and self-awareness. Like Bart’s prankster energy, they live for messy, performative bits such as declaring themselves "Head Nicki Ender" and joking about the fallout: “They just 'canceled' me... I didn't think that being Head Nicki Ender would bring me so many problems.”. Their timeline is full of loud, unapologetic hit-jobs on idols and fandoms — for example, “FUCK BTS” and “nicki: supports hitler reincarnate barbs: oh but that FACE CARD” — which mirrors Bart’s relentless trolling of authority figures. At the same time, there’s a playful, meme-heavy creativity in bits like “wake up ‘nicki endings’ I take a nicki ‘nicki endings’ I make breakfast ‘nicki endings’” and “A NEVER ENDING NICKI ENDINGSSSSSS”, reminiscent of Bart’s elaborate pranks and catchphrases. Even their self-description as satire — “SATIRE CONTENT! | not violating any x rules” — fits Bart’s pattern of acting wild while insisting it’s all a joke and skating just under the line of punishment.

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They appear more Extroverted (E) than Introverted: their timeline is highly interactive, referencing fandom drama and group chats, like planning an oomfchat in “making the andy oomfchat in a few hours”, openly reacting to being canceled in “They just 'canceled' me… I didn't think that being Head Nicki Ender would bring me so many problems.”, and seeking communal in-jokes as “Head Nicki Ender.” Their humor and interests show strong Intuition (N): they play with concepts, wordplay, and meta-fandom jokes (e.g. “era sounding like error and the song is named 404 kiiikiii your minds” and posts like “me + beyoncé 35 grammys ————HELL———— ——— KHIAS———— bts + lngshot + skz 0”) rather than concrete, real‑life detail. Their stance is strongly values- and emotion-driven, fitting Feeling (F): they center moral lines around idols and fans, calling out behavior in tweets like “can kpop stans stop babying teenagers who do bad things like they not grown enough to know right from wrong” and “and fuck cortis and lngshot we love black people here”, and they express regret and concern for others’ reactions in their cancellation tweet. Finally, their posting style is chaotic, reactive, and improvisational, pointing to Perceiving (P): they bounce between jokes and topics rapidly (“cortis endings will be paused to maximize lngshot endings”, “HELP I CANT STOP MAKING SOTY 😭😭”) rather than showing structured planning, and they embrace ongoing, ever-shifting online ‘eras’ (“which era of @andyxxiwu did you follow?”). Taken together—high social engagement, conceptual humor, values-based judgments, and spontaneous, messy posting—ENFP best fits their online persona.

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Afro-Latino pop critic in the khia asylum. NMIXX evangelist, K‑pop chaos archivist. Once started a trend and forgot to make it chart.– @andyxxiwu

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is loud, messy, and unapologetic—just like someone who proudly calls themselves “Head Nicki Ender” in “They just 'canceled' me… I didn't think that being Head Nicki Ender would bring me so many problems.”. The overproof dark rum matches their high-energy, slightly unhinged stan persona flooding the timeline with “A NEVER ENDING NICKI ENDINGSSSSSS” and “wake up 'nicki endings' I take a nicki 'nicki endings'”. Spicy tamarind & chili syrup represents the sharp, shady humor in tweets like “in conclusion nicki a weirdo.. NEXT!” and the gleeful chaos of “FUCK BTS”. The pink guava juice is a fruity nod to their playful, camp stan side obsessed with girl groups, seen in “YOU BETTA SING MOMO” and “kpop real boring where’s nmixx”. A splash of activated charcoal symbolizes the dark, cancellation-cloud energy hovering over them, yet they still joke through it in “hello..? can anyone hear me..? i’m stuck in the khia asylum..”. Finally, the lime foam on top reflects their satire disclaimer and light-hearted tone, softening the bite of their drags like “not violating any x rules” while still keeping it undeniably cunt in “cunt was served that day”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their timeline is driven by competitiveness, status within stan culture, and a sharp, strategic sense of online identity—all core Slytherin traits. They frame themselves as a leader in a niche (“Head Nicki Ender”) and reference how that role brought backlash, yet they address it in a self-preserving, reputational way: “I still regret it, I understand if you no longer want to have contact with me. I'm sorry about everything, I didn't think that being Head Nicki Ender would bring me so many problems.”. They actively cultivate influence and community through things like the oomfchat—setting terms and curating who joins: “making the andy oomfchat in a few hours must follow me messiness allowed all fandoms accepted (no sensitive ppl) minimal yola no nsfw”. Their humor is often cutting and status-oriented, e.g. mocking chart positions or other fandoms: “charting at 3 on the khia charts is not a flex..” and “me + beyoncé 35 grammys ————HELL———— ——— KHIAS———— bts + lngshot + skz 0”. Even when they call out behavior, it’s blunt and hierarchical rather than soft or conciliatory: “can kpop stans stop babying teenagers who do bad things like they not grown enough to know right from wrong”. Overall, their ambition to be a central, provocative figure in their corner of stan Twitter, combined with resourceful image management and a ruthless sense of humor, aligns most strongly with Slytherin.

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The best-fitting song is Super Shy because it mixes hyper-online meme energy with bright, catchy pop, just like their timeline. They live in a world of stan Twitter jokes and exaggerated bits, calling themselves NMIXX’s “#1 SHOOTER” and a “Head Nicki Ender,” and even say their account is “SATIRE CONTENT!”, which fits the playful, slightly chaotic tone of the song. Their constant references to K‑pop girl groups and 5th gen rankings, like “best 5th gen groups based on music 1. h2h 2. illit 3. rescene 4. meovv 5. kiikii”, show they’re deeply immersed in the exact scene that Super Shy dominates. The tweet “can this bitch just stan newjeans like omg” also hints they’re very aware of (and likely into) NewJeans’ impact. On top of that, their dramatic, over-the-top posting style in things like “wake up ‘nicki endings’ I take a nicki ‘nicki endings’ I make breakfast ‘nicki endings’…” mirrors the kind of relentlessly catchy, looping hook energy that Super Shy has.

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