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Mayor Quimby is a politician known for using his platform to push personal agendas and spin propaganda, much like the user’s self‑described "Professional Propagandist". The user’s organization of political events, such as "I am arranging a dinner with Kyle Whittington to be held after the final speeches end tomorrow(Thursday) night. If you’d like to be added to a GC to schedule said dinner let me know", mirrors Quimby’s frequent public gatherings. Their polarizing commentary, e.g., "Feminists are the Devil" and "NO church holding a holy hour to pray for migrants", reflects Quimby’s controversial, populist speeches. The user’s promotion of livestreams like "Christmas Special! 🎄🎅 Tomorrow at 8:30 pm EST with American Reform!" parallels Quimby’s use of media to shape public opinion. Both display self‑aggrandizement and a tendency to stir controversy, making Mayor Quimby the best fit.

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The frequent live‑stream announcements and event planning (e.g., "Christmas Special! 🎄🎅 Tomorrow at 8:30 pm EST with American Reforn!" and "Special Stream with a Mystery Guest tomorrow morning at 9:00 am EST!!!") show an outward, energetic style typical of Extraversion. Their focus on abstract patterns and speculative cultural commentary, such as "People watch Golf and racing sports which often only allow you to see part of what’s going on. Hardly a plot hole" and "The destruction of Alderaan killed billions but nobody will call you a Nazi for repping Darth Vader", indicates a preference for Intuition. The decisive, logical tone in statements like "Every accusation is a confession" and "Program like a scientist, train like a good, bodybuilding is based" points to Thinking over Feeling. Finally, the organized scheduling of streams and meet‑ups, for example "20 minutes until I am live!!!!" and "I am arranging a dinner with Kyle Whittington to be held after the final speeches end tomorrow(Thursday) night", reflects a Judging preference for structure.

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Catholic writer, political commentator & fitness enthusiast. Host of #ChristmasSpecial streams. Once organized a surprise dinner with Kyle Whittington.– @ANewCrusade33

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The cocktail’s name, “Centrist Crusader Cocktail,” reflects the user’s self‑description as a “Professional Propagandist” and “Dissident Centrist ™️” in their bio. The bourbon base gives the drink a solid, traditional backbone, echoing the user’s nods to heritage and Catholicism, as seen when they say, “Becoming Catholic finally made me understand what people meant when they talked about “Good Democrats” etc back in the day.” A splash of absinthe adds a wild, hallucinogenic edge that mirrors the user’s penchant for absurd meme culture, like “The destruction of Alderaan killed billions but nobody will call you a Nazi for repping Darth Vader.” Blood orange juice gives the cocktail a vivid red hue, reminiscent of the “blood” references in their religious posts, for example, “A parishioner held onto the host and performed their own intinction in the blood today.” Finally, ginger liqueur and smoked paprika bitters add a spicy, confrontational kick, reflecting the user’s fiery commentary such as “Disgusting to think and speak this way. What a scandal. Feminists are the Devil.”

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The user’s bio labels them a "Professional Propagandist" and they constantly promote streams, arrange events, and seek influence, showing strong ambition and a desire for power, traits prized by Slytherin. Tweets such as "Patriots stand up" and "The Mediocrity of Curtis Yarvin" demonstrate a strategic, politically‑charged mindset, while comments like "Feminists are the Devil" and "The destruction of Alderaan killed billions but nobody will call you a Nazi for repping Darth Vader" reveal a willingness to use provocative rhetoric to sway opinion. Their focus on self‑promotion (e.g., "New video out with Mike Pantile!" and "20 minutes until I am live!!!!") and their self‑identification as a "Dissident Centrist" further underscore a drive for personal influence, aligning with Slytherin’s values of ambition, cunning, and resourcefulness.

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The user’s tweets show a strong self‑assertive, contrarian persona – they label themselves a "Professional Propagandist" and a "Dissident Centrist," brag about being "6’13" and even call themselves "Augustus," and repeatedly declare their own standards ("I would never!!!", "A great class signifier is whether or not someone thinks Bath and Bodyworks is nice"). The classic anthem "My Way," with its refrain "I did it my way," captures this insistence on doing things on their own terms and rejecting mainstream narratives, mirroring their frequent challenges to popular culture and politics (e.g., "Patriots stand up," "Disgusting to think and speak this way. Feminists are the Devil"). The song’s tone of personal triumph and defiant individuality aligns perfectly with the user’s blend of political commentary, cultural criticism, and personal branding.

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