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While this user deals with much darker themes, they mirror Lisa Simpson through their deep-seated intellectual perfectionism and a desperate, vocal need for external validation. Just as Lisa often feels isolated by her sensitivities, the user laments, “guys why does nobody gaf about my presence like hello?? please notice me??”. They share Lisa's overachiever mindset, referring to a five-day fast as “my proudest achievement” and displaying a rigid adherence to self-imposed rules. Furthermore, the user’s existential sadness and desire to be understood—seen when they say, “i want to be able to feel things without feeling like everything is going to fall apart”—echoes Lisa’s frequent bouts of melancholy and her struggle to find her place within her family and the world.

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Lina demonstrates strong Introversion through her preference for solitude and internal fantasy worlds, stating “time to fantasize about imaginary people i created as a child loving me”. Her Intuitive (N) nature is evident in her abstract musings on her existence and her tendency to attach deep symbolic meaning to her struggles, such as when she asks “who do you guys think was the first person to cut”. She is a clear Feeling (F) type, as her posts are almost entirely driven by intense emotional shifts and a desperate need for validation, exemplified by her plea, “why dont you love me how can i make you love me”. Finally, her Perceiving (P) trait shows in her impulsive decision-making and lack of follow-through, notably when she admits, “I FUCKED UP MY HAIR TREMENDOUSLY BAD FUCKKKK” after a spontaneous late-night haircut.

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172cm | Former rhythmic gymnast turned tutor and baking enthusiast. Love Arcane, testing new banana bread recipes, and reaching my 10k daily step goal. 🥐✨– @ang3linalina

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This cocktail is a chaotic mix reflecting Lina’s 'ups and downs' and her “lovely life”. The Absolut Vodka is the base because despite calling it “fuxk9ng nasty,” she relies on it to lull her to sleep, while the White Monster provides the “pure of heart” caffeine she uses to power through her 10k steps. The Biscoff rim represents the “biscoff yogurt cheesecake thing” she denies herself for her sister's sake, and the garnish is a paper straw to honor her love for the “taste of dissolved paper” in her diet sodas. It’s a strong, bitter drink for someone who feels “too mentally ill to be loved” but still tries to bake treats for everyone else.

Your Hogwarts House
Lina demonstrates a strong Slytherin leaning through her extreme focus on personal goals and a high degree of resourcefulness in maintaining her lifestyle despite external obstacles. She exhibits the classic trait of self-preservation mixed with ambition regarding her 'stats,' evidenced by her “liquid fasting until feb 1st!! ” and her calculated approach to challenges, such as when she “deleted easyfast off of my phone when i thought my mom was gonna go through it”. Her cunning is visible in how she manipulates her own rules to maintain a sense of achievement, noting “my fast my rules 😛 binge urges = gone” after finding a loophole in her fast. Finally, her pride in her 'achievements' and her desire to be perceived as special or 'important' align with the house’s emphasis on status and personal success, shown when she pleads “please notice me?? like please please please?? why am i not important to you??”.

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This song perfectly mirrors Lina’s deep struggle with body dysmorphia and the desperate desire to be thin enough to be loved. The lyrics resonate with her extreme distress over her appearance, such as when she writes, “guys im so big im going to kms like i actually feel like a giant lump”. Her habit of comparison and the belief that weight loss will grant her social acceptance is reflected in her tweet, “mayb if i get skinnier some1 will finally deem me attractive enough to idk at least TALK TO?”. Additionally, the song’s themes of self-punishment and the cycle of disordered eating are evident in her declaration of a “liquid fast until valentines day to punish myself for being single and undesirable”. Ultimately, Lina’s “pleading, begging on my knees” for a different physical experience embodies the painful longing for an unattainable standard of beauty described in Prom Queen.

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